Thank you for your patience 😘

I wanna show pole just because Watch this space I guess

Please accept this throwback for Hump Day, I don't feel like moving right now

I wonder how many more Evil Gays (e.g. Sam Altman, Peter Thiel) there are that I haven't heard of yet

Thinking about that period of time between the ages of 12 and like 16 when I would sleep with the radio on

Nips are still sore from yesterday's encounter 😏

Happy Valentine's Day (he says having forgotten it's Valentine's Day)

Later than usual #FCF

Please place your head here:

#MCM in these oversized pants

Pit tax Come sniff

It's #SundayCumday so I'm gonna cum again

Love that in GTA I can do regular work instead of crime lord work now

See he's soft right now, but how long will that last? #SCS

Lately whenever I make plans to meet someone I get sick days before Can my immune system relax 😭😭

One of those mornings (like every morning)

My back is on fire right now 😭 Anyway, post-Overhang chest

Two sides to every story or something like that #FCF

I have the sudden urge to bake some catfish

Hey

"It's hump day, why wouldn't I stroke?"

We'll try the gym tomorrow but in the meantime, chest

Huff huff pass

The horrors loom We push regardless

It's cold, my back hurts, and he just won't go soft

The clock is wrong #FCF

Idk here's chest

in great need of a hole to fuck

Nothing like getting a whiff of my pits before a shower

So why exactly did I set an alarm for 6:15 am again?

I've seriously been meaning to replay Super Mario Odyssey but that's tough to do when every Switch controller in the house has drift issues

Don't you wish this were you?

Don't mind me, just got my hair done

Also for #FCF Wanna take it for a spin?

For #FCF I'd just like to Remind You

I'm in the last few months of my 20s and I've yet to really sit back and reflect

All these hump day posts got me in a mood 😮‍💨

You might not see me at MAL but you most likely will see me at Overhang

Me every time a new hole thread crosses my timeline:

There's always that one chance I catch a charley horse while stretching in the morning and then I'm stuck in bed for the next 20 minutes

So I took a nap and had a rather vivid sex dream Yeah I need to get out of the house

Might just do this lazily for the next hour, might just go back to sleep Either way, it's #FCF

Hello Monday #MCM (Let's actually post the picture this time, shall we?)

It's a #SoftieSunday Please excuse me as I go cough up a lung

Hate making plans to hang with someone and then getting sick the day before

Ight...lemme stop doomscrolling

Someone's excited for the first #FCF of 2026

This may have been the most Mondayest Thursday I have ever experienced in my 29.5 years of life my goodness

Let's make 2026 a big one