Smh bring back the encyclical character limit I don’t care what color checkmark he has

Illinois and Chicago* is an interesting version of this because there is a lot of hate, but Chicago is big enough that it mostly doesn’t matter because it is large enough to dominate state politics anyways so all the hating is futile. *including suburbs that are now pretty blue

Most world religions and philosophies over the last several millennia:

By Robert Jordan

The funniest thing Iran could do is send a really nice wedding present to Don Jr. and Bettina.

Is this like the ”mostly successful” rocket launch?

We need more walkable, mixed-use datacenters. Like community gardens, people should be able to experience the joy and satisfaction of cultivating their own hardware. Big Cloud has alienated the connection people felt with their computers. Kids should know what it's like to swear at rack mount rails.

TFW when your 82-year-old Midwestern dad can’t take your call because he’s too busy organzing against ICE.

Falcon hears falconer just fine. Falcon possesses perfect hearing. Falconer forgets birthday. Falcon deserves bird party.

But at a low smoke point.

Things that make dudes say “hell yeah”

This is why America is the greatest country in earth

Just let it go man… Gisele is not going to take you back

I’m sorry, I am a sheep and a coward. I will wear the mask and the gloves while cleaning mouse droppings in the desert. If only I had a thick of a neck as him, I could be as brave

But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...

ken burns go hang your head in shame

A lawyer is only an attorney if they're from the attoneé region of France. Otherwise they're just a sparkling counselor.

Still thinking about the young reader who messaged to say that I gave her hope because I have “a beautiful butch wife and a career in woke.”

watching every breath that you take? it wasn’t me watching every step that you take? it wasn’t me

REMEMBER WHAT THEY* TOOK FROM YOU

woag found a crazy seashell formation on my beach walk this afternoon

Yeah, but what is the beer & stroller mile record?

Smoke break on the set of "The Empire Strikes Back."

Opposition to women’s suffrage by women. The girl I had a crush on headbutted me when I said what I was working on. But then we ended up dating for about 6 months She first thought it was that I was against women voting, instead of trying to figure out wtf that was about

Driving, like life in general, is so much less stressful when you treat making room for others and being a safe person for others as a core part of the task, rather than jostling for every possible advantage and seeing yourself in opposition to or in competition with the people around you.

Or shave

”Y’all” is, obviously, a perfect word. But we finished How to Get to Heaven from Belfast last night and ”yous” is also pretty damn great.

Do I like gerrymandering, no, but I read arms and influence so

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

This man is your friend, he fights for freedom

HELL YEAH GETTING H-E-B IN THE NATIONAL DIVORCE

I did not see any ninjas there. Food was good so I am going to assume that was because the ninjas are talented, and not that there were no ninjas

In case you haven’t had the pleasure of listening to LBJ ordering pants: https://youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?si=tRswe7lH4p6WUAMd

[LBJ calling Joe Haggar]

so you're saying he's a switch hitter???*

Humans were so desperate for spreadsheets they made them out of mud https://www.bbc.com/news/business-39870485

Why would you doubt this man’s predictions? The Dow did reach 36,000

[Homer Simpson voice] I don’t have to make my wife promise to not jump out of an airplane

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

Generally I support people doing research before writing, but…..

I take this to mean that there are active state bar investigations that they are worried about. Good

*The Mountain Goats voice*

And I thought the Labour Party hated their voters.

ChatJDV?

No, it’s because we are cool

the book explains why it’s natural and rational to believe in “dark forest” cosmology, but also that if you can’t overcome that amoral “rationality” with a moral intuition, you will contribute to the extinction of all existence

liu is explicit about this: all of creation will permanently cease to exist if civilizations continue to adopt this xenophobic bunker mentality. the only way the universe can survive is if people make the frightening, and uncertain, decision to trust strangers and make yourself vulnerable