This is not funny, constitutional law professors only do this when they are in extreme distress

The one thing I like about American sports is how inclusive it is of the furry community

I don’t want to jinx us, but I’m feeling pretty confident we’re going to make it

This is small potatoes but they never investigate things where they live, they just go to a city to harass people and lie, and then never have to deal with the consequences of daycares shutting down because of their menacing. All they know how to do is make things worse fore everyone who isn’t them.

It’s the constitution as a mystery cult religion. The public text is a cipher to be decoded by the select initiates who have the true esoteric knowledge to see that common words were used to enact the opposite of their face value. You could call it The Cult of the Original Public Meaning

This is con artist constitutionalism. One weird trick they don’t want you to know about. As if no one until now has ever considered whether Congress can fund highways

Again,

Seasons wishes #NukeSky

A Pacifica can hold 4x8 sheets of plywood or drywall. Safe from the rain and snow. A truck doesn’t do that

I am sorry, but I am from the Midwest. Apologizing is my culture, and I am tired of his attacks.

It would probably be helpful for advocates of AI to make a distinction between the public facing grand theft Internet AI and AI tools developed for specific functions.

I can't see the term "heritage American" without thinking of "heritage Berkshire pork."

If you really do want to stand athwart history yelling stop, Donald Trump is gonna be one of the guys you’re yelling at the most

inside us there are two wolves: the “i am going to buy this and become very eccentric” wolf and the “i bet all that mastic has asbestos” wolf

There will come a time when people of good faith are empowered to uphold the law. When that time comes, Illinois will have the testimony and records needed to pursue justice to its fullest extent. The truth of what Trump and his masked agents are doing in Chicago will be told.

did congress have scheduled posts thinking he was gonna declare a war

I am reminded of Lincoln's famous letter to Joshua Speed in 1855 quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...

That is either an impressive knowledge of the history of your craft by the photographer. Or it was Stephen Miller’s idea of a glamour shot

I know what this means but in the moment I imagined it meant “not in captivity”

God Bless America

Probably the single most important rule of writing is that you need to know the rules well enough to know when and why you're breaking them. Doing it by accident is almost never going to work out; doing it on purpose and with reason is the key to all great writing, imo

It’s very considerate of them to state that it’s a bribe so clearly. It will make the prosecutions of both sides of the transaction much easier

My comment on Wake Up Dead Man. Nico Hoerner: Movie Star

for too long, the left wing in this nation has put forward only candidates who represent the "young and cool" or "curmudgeonly" identity groups finally, lame middle-aged left-wing parents have a candidate we can see ourselves in

Tony Freitas is an MiLB pitching legend. His 342 career Ws are fourth best ever. He struck out Babe Ruth, he went 17 innings against Dizzy Dean. Oh, and there's that time he got let out of jail, pitched a complete game, and then went back to jail again. www.mlb.com/news/tony-fr...

It's the 160th anniversary of the United States' refounding, the ratification of the 13th Amendment.

the weak should fear the strong

WeRateDogs would give this guy a 4/10

Perfect mascot for the men's team. A creature that aimlessly ball-chases

Tropical fruit. I may be a simple man, but turning up the heat a few degrees so it’s comfortable in shorts and barefoot and eating tropical fruit while it’s freezing outside. A real treat. Luxury that would have had you labeled a mad king in medieval times, and it only costs like $30.

oh my god

I smoke weed *to* forget the cranberry sauce.

it’s about damn time we got hoverdogs

I added chili powder and cinnamon to my candied sweet potatoes. It’s still a dessert that does not belong on the dinner table of a respectable adult, but….. wow it improves the dish.

I've long wondered if Jack White knows how much Seven Nation Army has become a sports chant, and if so, what he thinks about it. Learned today the answers are yes and positively.

If you were going to do this, the obvious way to go would be Trumpublican This is his whole administration in miniature. Dumb concepts executed poorly

brb preparing my 2028 presidential platform of rebooting Better off Ted and Pushing Daisies

There's a non zero chance the Pope raged at a Naked Raygun show

Why is the President practicing signing “Donald J. Mamdani” over and over in a spiral notebook?

I know I’m almost a week late on this, but does SNLs Trump have prosthetic jowls?

only had two doses of MDMA five tabs of acid and yet got the entire crowd rolling

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

I will never *not* repost OpIvy when I see it.

I love our water tower on a foggy night

This didn't happen at state school

Man this is delightful

oo free robot with every crime