jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation

The nerds will win 💪🏼

That was humbling 😅

how did i not know about this site, this is wild www.jmail.world

Whew, I’m not the oldest person at the bar: someone just ordered an amaretto.

“Rick Steves is awesome” is one of the few areas of common ground my Trumper-father and I still have. Looking forward to our next conversation about legacy. 💛

Great article. If US automakers aren’t aggressively pursuing innovative solutions in EV technology, they will be left behind.

So… he’s giving them their own money? Where’s the tariff money?

PREACH

Motherfuckers

Expose them all

Oh well, nothing to be done about AI, I guess

Just found my best winter gear (Marmot ski mittens, Hestra ski gloves, extreme cold neck/face gaiter, hat that fits under helmet, etc.) I lost almost 2 *years* ago. Instead of returning them to the winter bin after Feb ‘24’s ski trip, I guess I left them in the coat closet. Yknow, for ease of use?

Pardon me, where does one leave nominations for a mass ejection from Earth *into* the sun? Asking for a country.

Went with a friend to the Jinx & DeLa holiday show last night & what a riot. Having much nicer (and naughtier) thoughts about Rudolph than one might expect. 🍑👀 Bonus narration from Jeff Hiller! They’re in KC tonight - go have some fun. www.jinkxanddela.com

Haha, screw you, I’m going to watch a FIVE-hour movie— yes, in a theater — this weekend. drafthouse.com/show/kill-bi...

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

Love: dozing off on my comfy sofa under a warm shearling throw, bathed in the soft white lights of the Christmas tree, dulcet holiday piano playing on the speaker. Hate: waking up on the sofa, cramped & disgruntled, feet cold bc I bought the throw not the blanket, music now an endless adult acne ad

If you are grieving, you could do worse. 💔❤️‍🩹 www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

On. Point. www.instagram.com/p/DRz7yqcDnC...

The dumb, gentle arguments in BlueSky threads are my favorite. Half of me thinks she’s just fucking with him, but regardless, he can’t stop taking the bait. No need for me to point out which “she” and “he;” you’ll see it. 🙃

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

You should probably go ahead & bin the rest of the Thanksgiving leftovers. Who am I kidding? Your grandma will never forgive you throwing away perfectly good food. Eat! Eat!

“… the power of the arts to see things differently.” Yes. Art isn’t just pretty things. Art can literally change the way you experience the world around you. You may never know the downline impact of what you create, or what you enable by supporting the arts. Do it anyway. ❤️

Maybe, just maybe, if the FBI counterterrorism desk hadn't been retasked to chasing abuelitas, somebody might've followed up on the tips...

It’s only 4 days into our first snow of the season and I’ve already lost my hat AND my gloves.

Well the snake does say “”SS””

(I’m the helpful child in this conversation)

Happy US Thanksgiving youtu.be/dFid15XOwPo?...

Once again, my sister & I responded first to Dad’s Thanksgiving text to claim the prestige sides of mashed potatoes & stuffing. 💪🏼 TBF no one wants anyone BUT my sister on taters, she is a wizard. Stuffing, on the other hand, is a battleground side dish, lol. ⚔️

Car study: "Two Teslas, the Model Y and Model S, make the most dangerous cars list despite Tesla’s advanced driver-assist technology Tesla also has the highest fatal accident rate by brand, followed by Kia, Buick, Dodge, and Hyundai" https://www.iseecars.com/most-dangerous-cars-study

Is it happening?

It’s my 10th #spin class today, and the studio owner noticed my [certain cycling brand] socks asked me if I was an “outdoor rider,” like it was some wild, exotic thing, and I’ll be chuckling about that for awhile. #BikeGang #DidThePaddedShortsGiveMeAway?

For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.

PBS did us a solid and dropped the whole Epstein emails. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Prices aren't coming down. Trump lied. They started going up as soon as he took the wheel.

Wow

Claiming “the geomagnetic storm made me do it” has been stupid and fun today. 🙃

Give us our desk back, you crooked-ass mother fucker.

Okay but they’re not just sweatpants if I paid 54 dollars for them in Half Moon Bay. They’re, um, leisure knits and totally work appropriate, right? Really need comfy clothes during democratic self-immolation, is all.

😳

Release the files, for fuck’s sake, before this monster is back out on the street

I can get behind this type of pro life statement

Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich

Judge: this case is TOAST

The testimony: Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread. Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.) There was mustard, there was onion So my heart was filled with dread, But ICE goes marching on… Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3) But ICE goes marching on!

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Do it like Colorado 🙌🏼