That's not Kid Rock! That's Evel Knievel's ghost, right? Right?! 🥴

It'll be in all 50 states before long. 😏

New York, this is your inauguration. RSVP: luma.com/inauguration

WATCH — @jessicatarlov.bsky.social reminds us why Trump and @marshablackburn the GOP pretending to care about fraud is laughable:

Donald Trump telling Marjorie Taylor Greene not to talk about Epstein because "my friends will get hurt" is an example of how manipulative Donald is. Donald doesn't have any friends. And he only cares about himself. He was trying to manipulate her to protect himself.

It is 60° outside right now. 40 mph winds come in after midnight with gusts up to 60 mph with a high of 29° tomorrow. Welcome to Ohio winter weather! Where it's balmy one day and blistering cold the next. 🙄

FAFO strikes again!

not only was Trump's right hand discolored on Christmas Eve, but it appears his left hand is now discolored too (Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)

You’ve got a few days left to get your annual National Parks pass without Trump’s face on it.

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Christie's is auctioning off some things from Jimmy Carter's estate. Included are some things from his wardrobe (ties, peanut scarves, cowboy hat) and furniture he personally made. Auction starts in two weeks.

Dayum! I am grateful that my parents are Democrats. I feel for those who are in divided families. Oh yeah... It's a CULT.

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So let it be written... So let it be done.

Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.

A federal judge this week canceled the trial of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, and scheduled a hearing on whether the prosecution is being vindictive in pursuing a human smuggling case against him. n.pr/3L3sZng

@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social we were right.

More incompetence and cruelty.

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Apparently he loves to ad-lib. Probably because he's illiterate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7c...

👀 China makes it illegal to podcast on health issues without a degree. Before 2025 we might have felt this is wrong but it’s hard not to be jealous. (Yes, every member of our team has a collection of letters after their name)

That time Barbara Walters destroyed Trump. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

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Mine too!

The comment section is hilarious! Some people turned a holiday movie into a horror movie with their "analysis" of the McAlisters. 🤣🤣🤣

The grift will never end unless he is stopped... or dies. I'd prefer the latter.

This is the coolest and most generous thing I have seen this year.

The ONLY GOOD NAZI

PAM BONDI 2025

Marijke Chartouni is an Epstein survivor. And she has read Trump correctly.

Rapists should be castrated. Full stop.

Everything is a grift for Pedo Benito

Happy Boxing Day to our Canadian allies and their families!

In February, Elon Musk posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” He asked if we suffered childhood trauma and concluded by suggesting we are suffering from “generational trauma.” This was my response. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-o...

With ZERO fucks left to give, Caroline Kennedy, throws down the gauntlet on the loathsome piece of shit for his desecration of The Kennedy Center. 😳👇

This American Atheist says fuck you, you Nazi pig!

Here's a gift that we can all enjoy. 😁

I’m truly heartened by the array of people who got The Onion as a present this year. We got teens, we got dads, and this year we cracked the coveted Wacky Girlfriend demo. Thank you to everyone who gifted a paper today. We really are gonna have more print subscribers than the Washington Post, huh?

Another Epstein connection crawls out of the paperwork. The director of Melania Trump’s doc, Brett Ratner, is named in the Epstein files. A photo shows him posing with Jean-Luc Brunel, an Epstein associate who died by suicide in jail while facing charges for rape and trafficking minors for Epstein.

*Replica is scaled to accurate size*

CHRISTMAS MESSAGE Merry Christmas to the nice. 🎄 The Epstein files are sorting out the naughty. Here’s hoping they rot in prison one day. And it’s clear many of the authorities who still protect them to this day deserve to rot right along with them.

It disgusting, appalling and perverted that the pedo president acted as Santa Claus and spoke to little kids on the phone for NORAD on camera. Saint Nicolas was the patron saint of children... Let that sink in.

🎶🎵🎤 Do you know the muffin man? 🎄✨🎁🎵🎶 #Pinks #SheShed #MerryChristmas

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. Democracy dies in ▪️.