The feminine urge to say ITS CLOBBERING TIME to your family before turning on the home run derby

i think she can win the nomination if she wants it

i don't get what The Weeknd was on about: drinking Alizé with cereal for breakfast is nauseating

there's been quite a bit of bustle in Lyon the past few weeks wonder why 🤔

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when will this television static feeling in my head go away

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The Doing A Lot of Drugs community is sick of taking strays because guys who work at Google started taking .2 grams of psilocybin to write emails in a more annoying way.

the zaza got me reading closed captions for conversations I'm currently taking part in

i'd look so cool with an eyepatch

when I say I'm so twisted I mean this

i'm normal and can be trusted with multiple bottles of water back to back to back

My review of ANORA: we all agree that the nice goon is a dead ringer for Christian McCaffrey right

impressive how baseball bats achieved the highest level of fame in the world of sporting equipment and then, not yet satisfied, went on to gain perhaps even greater notoriety in the field of weaponry, becoming arguably the planet's most popular and iconic bludgeon

i've been watching football for decades, i've made several football documentaries, and i still don't really know how many yards are on a football field. obviously there are at least 50. what i keep getting stuck on is that the number on the field goes down after that. i'd guess there are about 100

ok since we're doing these

i wonder what it'd be like to be one of those weird mutants from the X Files

forgive me it's back to the old me (eating multiple flour tortillas back to back at 8 pm)

elves: passe dwarves: boring orcs: no thanks gnomes: seen it kobolds: drab talking crab: color me intrigued

I'm so prepared for all seasons (getting my bruno bucciarati costume ready for next halloween)

how it feels to understand King Crimson

get him to the grink

18 mini babybels back to back in front of the refrigerator

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there's a darkness that comes without a warning

I forget how much I love cinnamon until it's time to drink an irresponsible amount of Fireball

one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior

gimme the drink boys the one by yeo's i wanna big sip of that sweet white gourd and drift away

they call me the spirit of arkham the way i, uhh, how I, uhh, have no fucking clue what's going on

smoking on that parsnip pack

bluesky should have all-day breakfast. i just don't understand why they end breakfast service at 11 am when they obviously still have the ingredients on hand to make everything on the breakfast menu

call me a 2006 windows movie maker project with no voiceover the way I'm clubbed to death

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

if i ever say the words "the intersection of sports and pop culture" aloud in sequence my corporeal form will instantly vaporize. it's not that i will have died, exactly, so much that i will never have existed at all

name an album that is “who is mike jones” by mike jones. i’ll start: for me, my answer to this is always gonna be “who is mike jones” by mike jones

i wish i was born 12,000 years ago. i would have come up with the idea for doors before anyone

I love water so much

consider: Iced Tea but like, Smirnoff Ice

Am I really going to stay up til 3 AM to watch 2 teams I don't normally care about play in Korea? Of course. Duh.

Call me an orb the way I'm always being pondered.

Listening to track 6 off Echoes of Silence loop call that the same old song

Apparently I look at people 'like a cat who wants your food' whatever that means.

Angel is so cool, I wish Josh Sweden didn't suck.

My top 4 shots today of the leucistic anna’s hummingbird 🦉

Je ne suis pas dans mon assiette aujourd'hui, je ne sais pas pourquoi.

lunch is supermarket sushi and eggnog. I am light. I am darkness. I am eternal. I fear neither man nor god

a lotta yall still don't get it

Quelle surprise, a pound of fried potatoes smothered with seasoning salt actually is a viable vegetarian option.