Never gonna hear the end of this

Here is a list of my favorite parts of going to Florida; 1. Leaving.

I just made more money in a night than most of you will make in your lives. And I’m still not going to be nice about it.

TY DOLLY!!!

Failure cave is what I’m calling my vagina going forward. Thanks, Lucy.

I just bet so much money on Waters. If she loses she’s gonna be gone from a lot more than XDUB

“You know the manic, emotional, depressed depressive who took it personally that the troop leader didn’t fuck them? That’s how I wanna carry myself.”

I won’t destroy your world, I’m going to BE your world.

“Next you’ll say that the time I stabbed you and gave you a stab wound is how you got a stab wound from me stabbing you.” Freshest batch of stupid acting like what happened didn’t happen.

:this is how Sarah walks to the ring www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8htr68J/

Lucyyyyyyyyy

Training so hard for this, Lucy.

I feel like RFK could cover it better than Jo.

Do much Harm. Take no shit.

I like blowing stuff so this day isn’t wasted. But I am. Here’s hoping I have the same amount of fingers tomorrow.

Justin York and some nobody valet verse Thunder Knuckles. The winner? Bobby Bourbon’s one fan getting to see him on tv.

Frannie Marigold vs Michael Graves (quantumly possible). The winner? The company we buy the tables from.

Solomon Kline vs Tommy Wish. The winner? The therapy industry because when Solomon loses he’s gonna get another therapist.

JC Keaton vs XXXVI. The winner? People who can read Roman numerals when talking to those who can’t.

Mister Oz vs Razor Blade vs Latoya Hixx. The winner? People who don’t watch wrestling.

Fun fact I hate you

/Whats a movie role you think your character would nail if they were cast? I’ll go first. The Kurgan from Highlander.

@vhodka.bsky.social I meant to call you back but I got really really high instead. My bad.

I might be the literal worst person you’ve ever met but I didn’t vote for this and I don’t call Reece’s “Ree-Sees” so at least I have that.

This vacation has been wonderful for your mental health.

Just the freshest batch of open mouth, glazed over eyes, bobbled headed batch of stupid.

/New character idea: a Lucha who does everything very slowly and methodical. Calling him Super Careful.

Jack Black is the second most annoying Jack I’ve ever met.

I’d rather be a redhead in Mexico than the person he’s wetting his wick in between daddy issue flare up’s.

You’re all just the freshest batch of stupid.

Forever ever @vhodka.bsky.social

@eclcorp.bsky.social My apologies but I won’t be able to post for this card. My son’s spring break took up all of my writing time.

Mistakes are what you make when you don’t know better. Decisions are what you make when you know better but choose to do so anyway. Madison. You made a mistake. We’ve decided to make sure you learn from it.

//Sarah is different in WWE2K25. Still an absolute terror but with more flare for the dramatic.

🎶He’s a little tea pot short and stout. He likes to watch men bang his girl out. 🎶

Thad watching talented fighters from an office.

I hope you really are a cuck, Thaddy thin legs because I’m about to FUCK YOUR WIFE.

At least its timing is getting better.

And worse yet, to have this other idiot get involved? I am drowning in a sea of stupid.

The only thing worse than losing to this idiot is watching her get congratulated by that idiot.

Good morning. Everyone makes mistakes. Tatianna. Feel free to contact me asap. Understand if you don’t want to. Charles was my intended target, not you. Kindly forgive. Especially since I consider us friends. Dandelions. Please read the first letter of every sentence and then GO DO IT.

/I probably needed a hug but instead I became a role player.

/hey I have a great idea for a promo I should read up on it oh look it’s super complicated and everything I’ve written reads like a textbook BETTER START ALL OVER AGAIN

/PAST ME MAKING IT SO I HAVE TO WRITE TWICE A WEEK CAN SUCK MY DICK

Speak ill of Kenny Loggins in my presence and suffer.

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce my immediate retirement from tolerating any of you.

It’s not going in green but it’s sure as hell coming out that way

/With one exception this might be the best group of writers I’ve ever been included in. Truly.