Happy Thanksgiving, America.

This #Thanksgiving, I am grateful for block lists.

People are really abusing the word "unacceptable." "Unacceptable" is picking your nose at the dinner table. We're well beyond that.

I'm gonna get through my entire life without ever reading RFK Jr.'s poetry, and not a single one of you motherfuckers can thwart me.

To the 86 Democrats who voted to condemn socialism while our democracy fights to survive a fascist onslaught: This is why Americans are going to skull-fuck you in your next primary.

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.

I hope #Mamdani brings a food taster and wears a vest. #Trump

Every time he throws a man-baby fit like this, all I can hear is "NO WIRE HANGERS!"

Dear Starbucks: I love your winter drinks and would be spending many dollars on them if you would stop fucking your employees.

Re: the #Epstein files. Yes, of course Trump has more bullshit up his sleeve. But y'all are being serious downers about this. Congress had to get it passed before we could fight the next fight, and they did. Take the W.

We don't have to welcome her into the tent, but if she can be a useful temporary ally, she can come in out of the rain for a bit. #Epstein #Trump #MTG

Oh no! Not harsh measures! Anything but that! I read this in the voice of Marvin the Martian. "You're making me very, very angry!" He was gonna get around to sending the National Guard here eventually, so let him do whatever the fuck he's gonna do. #Trump #TinaPeters

For everyone who thinks Americans aren't doing enough, I'm sorry this isn't playing out like some epic Avengers shit. Americans are too busy protecting their neighbors from Nazis. #ICE #California

Holy shit, #Broncos! I get to see one live game a year and you made it count!

Watching this #Broncos game is like watching exhausted people fuck.

New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.

No lies detected.

Bubba shot The Jukebox last night, and Donald Trump is The Jukebox.

I can't believe "Trump Gives Bubba a BJ" isn't trending here. What are you people even doing with your lives? #Trump #Bubba

Republicans are self-owning with this #Epstein email release like I have never seen anyone self own. They didn't shoot themselves in the foot. They got their whole collective head in front of the shotgun.

I like to imagine everyone in this regime burning in hell. It makes me glow.

Convo with @soulcatcher.evilsoft.org: Him: You know we're gonna get this, right? Me: At least, you are. Him: Why me? Me: 'Cause I'm gonna move out if she gets sick. You'll stay. You love our kids more than I do. Him: You're not supposed to say that part out loud. #DSA #DPS

To anyone STILL supporting #Trump and Republicans at this point, I have a question: How many children have you raped? #Epstein

Holy crap, This suggests Epstein was providing strategic advice to Russian officials on how to deal with Trump through conversations with Vitaly Churkin (Russian UN Ambassador who died in 2017).

I’m really struggling with the awareness that Colorado’s greatest contribution to the resistance might be Lauren Boebert.

Damn, Epstein liked to talk trash about Trump a fair bit. Query is via my MCP server that exposes all the data so claude can query it: github.com/unsealed-net...

My husband did a thing that will help you search the currently released #Epstein files and better understand them. It’s free, because fuck these pedo Nazis. #Claude

if you're a journalist and you're not getting ready to go tmorrow and knock on the door of one of the apparently 10,000 people who jeffrey epstein was sucking and fucking with i don't know what you're doing

This. Nothing is a distraction from anything else. It’s all what happens when checks on power shit the bed.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

I had an embossing-powder mishap while making holiday cards, and now I'm gonna take my daughter to Taekwando class looking like I swam Scrooge McDuck-style through a pool of cocaine. Ho, ho, ho, motherfuckers! #crafts

Every year, I honor my father, a WWII vet, with a donation to the Gary Sinise Foundation. Thank you to the veterans who took your oaths seriously. #VeteransDay

Time to tax the rich.....

Gen Xer here (born in 1978): We prided ourselves on our disdain for authority, so we never fought to be the authority. #Boomers were never going to gift us political power. If we want the WH, we need to fight them for it instead of having a pity party about those mean old people. #GenX

All these guns and Americans shoot like Stormtroopers. Better luck next time. #BorderPatrol #Chicago

Or go with your attorney, if that's what they advise. Based on personal experience.

The #US makes the most pussy-ass Nazis, I swear to god. #ICE

Maybe he wouldn't be such a cunt if he jacked off every once in awhile? Just sayin'. #MikeJohnson

Sandwich Guy walks free! #ICE #hero

Maybe unleashing secret militarized police on the public while taking food from the poor wasn’t the electoral masterstroke we all thought it was.

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

I'm happy to report that #CO voted to retain our compassion and human decency. We will continue funding free school breakfast and lunch. With #SNAP in limbo, these benefits have never been more important. #ElectionDay #US

The lesson here is that the president has to expect some serious down ballot effects if he drives the country into a ditch, lights it on fire, pisses on the fire, and then makes an AI video of him flying over the ditch-country and shitting on screaming women and children. An important finding.

Yes! #Sherrill #ElectionDay #NJ #US

Yes! #Spanberger #Virginia #ElectionDay #US

HAHAHA! #NYC #Mamdani

I’m getting a root canal that will cost between $200 and $1000. I won’t know for sure until it’s done because the real cost is a wonderful secret between my dentist and insurance company. ‘Murica, fuck yeah.