I'd love to be wrong here, but I find it hard to believe that the Bill Clinton who simped for Andrew Cuomo is gonna take one for Team America.

For a long time I thought I didn't understand #crypto because I didn't have a head for finance. Then I realized I don't understand crypto because crypto doesn't make any goddamn sense.

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

A lot is going wrong in the world, but I’m glad I get to live at the same time as Ian McKellen.

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

It’s OK to be freaking out. Fuck the people who spent the last decade telling us to calm down. Anxiety is meant to let us know when we’re in danger and need to act. Sometimes self care means protesting or volunteering or writing “#FuckICE” on a bathroom wall. Doing something really does help. #US

The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do

I’m thinking about what the news would look like if Biden had shit himself on live TV. #Trump

MAGA chud picks fight with kids and gets his ass beat. #Texas

HAHAHA! Paris prosecutor's office: "We're raiding your shit because we know you did the crimes. Also, fuck you, we quit X."

Good news, guys! It turns out we didn't lose the election because of trans women in sports. We lost because a literal fucking deep-state pedo cabal checkmated our asses in a decades-long game we didn't even know we were playing.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

I know we can't stop until they're all free, but let's take time to celebrate the wins.

Bet Home Depot didn't see "Good Trouble" coming from the Lawn and Garden aisle. ✊

The worst thing about the Epstein-files dump, for me, is that most of my family — people I adored my whole life — won’t care. Even snuff films wouldn’t be enough. These psychopaths have stolen our families.

So much talk the last few years about Epstein blackmailing these rich dudes when really they're all begging to fuck kids in plain English over Gmail.

What the fuck is wrong with the US that our president rapes children and judges the size of their vulvas with his fingers -- in front of his children -- and we're still fighting the battle for public opinion? #FuckTrump

FINAL UPDATE — Don Lemon has been released from custody and gave his first remarks about 30 minutes ago. “I’ve spent my entire career covering the news. I will not stop now,” Lemon said to cheers. thetriibe.com/2026/01/jour...

The Watergate scandal seems quaint now. Remember when that sort of thing could end a Republican presidency?

Imagine this scene, but replace "assholes" with "pedophiles" and "this ship" with "the US government." #US #Epstein #Spaceballs

Imagine what we could achieve if we quit bitching about other antifascists doing it wrong and just did something useful. Can't strike but you can make your 5 phone calls? Great! You've boycotted all of Western civ except for Amazon because they sell your meds cheap? Carry on, dude. #resist

Keeping the kids home to watch one of the Anne Frank movies so they understand why we’re doing this.

This is a sanitized way of saying the #US government murdered this child through medical neglect. If I did this to my kid, I would be in prison. Rest in peace, sweet girl.

I referred to the #US as, historically, a mixed bag in terms of good and evil. My 12-year-old daughter said we’re a mixed bag of trail mix: Someone ate all the M&Ms and left the nuts and raisins. The kids are gonna grow up ok.

More than a year in this has mostly gone as I feared, and in some ways has been worse. But there have been two contrasting surprises: -- The speed and breadth of institutional capitulation -- The courage, ferocity, and resolution of regular people Our strength isn't our institutions. It's us.

Start your clocks.

Please boycott the Winter Olympics, for your own sake. No one is safe there.

OMFG YES I'M GONNA EAT TACOS AND IT'S NOT EVEN TUESDAY YET FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES! (I know it's not over yet, by a long shot. Please just let me have this.)

Spotted in Tacoma, WA

Seen in Los Angeles (Credit: Zurita Carpio)

General Strike US Colorado is calling for a strike in Denver tomorrow! They're gathering at the capitol at 12pm ***IF YOU CAN*** -sick out/use PTO -don't spend any money -find or create a gathering to be in community -join/connect with a local organization

Stunning photo, in all ways. #Minnesota

Bondi lays down terms of surrender for #Minnesota.

Same

Besides, #Trump will kill or imprison your athletes and citizens, then steal your medals and trophies to display them next to his fake peace prizes. Please boycott these events and everything that comes out of the #US. #WorldCup #Olympics

A whole lot of us watched ICE murder a man this morning. Maybe we can all just cut each other some slack. We don't need to fight the whole-ass internet every day. #FuckICE #AlexPretti

Americans are funding our own executions. I don't give a single fuck about the price of eggs right now. It's easy to find a video of the murder, so I won't repost it. #FuckICE #Minnesota

It hit a low of -23 F in #Minneapolis today. These people are amazing. #Minnesota #FuckICE #FuckTrump

The regime sees Americans as the greatest threat to the United States.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

"Parents said it was difficult to get bottled water to mix with formula for babies and that the food was contaminated with mold and worms. ... Children were under so much psychological stress that parents said they were hitting their own faces or wetting themselves despite being potty-trained."

Anyone still thinking Mike Pence would have been worse?

This is why we need to record everything. Because #DHS is a lying sack of shit and we can’t let them control the narrative.

i would never have predicted it and yet it is somehow perfect that the regime's bold new strategy is driving Precious Moments™ figurine Greg Bovino to stand in front of various convenience stores pulling early Britney "gaaaah! i'm famous! who knew!" faces while surrounded by his ICE dancers

Read this account of American resistance in Minnesota. These people are amazing.