He didn’t deserve this. None of them deserve this. #LorenzoSalgadoAraujo

I'm still gonna eat the rich, though. It's not about my health. It's about patriotism.

Nutella can be a pasta sauce if you stop being a little bitch about it.

I spoke to McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He says he would love to respond to Beshear, but his paper keeps burning in hellfire.

What is Platner waiting for?

Sure, Jan. #MitchMcConnell #ScottJennings

Early morning press conference at the Whitehouse.

I understand electoral politics and that we have to win to create change, but at some point you have to draw the line for yourself and say no, we can’t excuse this or we’re becoming the thing we’re supposed to be fighting

I know #Platner and the #WorldCup and #McConnell are filling all the space today, but this happened.

I'm starting to think we need MORE purity tests, not fewer. #GrahamPlatner

The National Guard killed a man in Memphis. Also, NPR got that whole Nazi dick in their mouths on this one.

There’s no difference between men marching in white masks and men marching in white hoods. None.

This is the most Spaceballs shit I've seen since Spaceballs.

I think I have had enough 4th of July for the rest of my life

Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility

Surprise, bitches! The left really does control the weather! #Freedom250 #Trump

Mourners marched across the Mississippi to the federal building carrying coffins for every migrant that has died in DHS custody.

AMERICA: check this shit out motherfucker (America slides one foot out from under it and falls on its ass, it’s not clear what move America was trying to do)

The advantage of not setting off fireworks this year is that I'll have some on hand for when It Happens.

The most patriotic thing McConnell and Trump can do today is fucking die already. #America250

This 4th of July sucks and I can’t pretend otherwise. If you’re celebrating, enjoy. No judgment from me. I hope Trump gets a bottle rocket up his diaper. #America250

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

I cracks me up when people are like "You couldn't make THIS movie or show today because people are so politically correct and sensitive!" Sir. There was an entire board in Hollywood dedicated to sniffing out any onscreen hint of married people having sex. Lucy couldn't say "pregnant." Sit down.

If Mitch McConnell is alive enough to be working remotely, he’s alive enough to record a quick proof-of-life video. We all know why he isn’t.

"What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? ... your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciations of tyrants, brass fronted impudence ... " #July4

When I see Thiel trending, I assume he openly devoured a baby's soul. When I see Mamdani trending, I assume he cured cancer.

Funny thing is, I'm not even a #DSA member. I've been a progressive-leaning normie Democrat most of my life. But when you're fighting Nazis, moderate = collaborator. Moral clarity is a helluva drug.

For the three people here who need to know: You don’t get CPR when you’re unconscious. You get CPR when you’re dead.

Hey #Colorado: I like fireworks too. I set them off every year. But not this year. I don't want to burn my state to the ground. I'm not trying to shame you. You don't have to set off even more fireworks to prove your dominance. Just consider NOT doing it.

MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: "There is no way I'm going to be intimidated." Former special counsel Jack Smith tells @nicollewallace.bsky.social why it's important for him to speak out.

Waiting on news about Mitch McConnell. Tick tock, motherfucker.

Courage

Anything short of reforming the Supreme Court is theater.

I might still be Catholic today if I hadn’t spent 12 years in Catholic school.

Happy Canada Day to the best neighbors an American could have. Mexicans are also the best neighbors we could have. Don’t ask me to explain. It’s just science. #CanadaDay

Oh well. Like the great sage Meatloaf once said, "Two out of three ain't bad."

Excellent!

YES!

Murphy gets it.

Dear Democratic candidates: If you don't have a serious plan for reforming the Supreme Court, give your seat to someone else. I don't care that you have a D next to your name.

I’m looking for someone to feed me enchiladas whilst making airplane noises. No weirdos.

I shared this on BlueSky two months ago. Situation unchanged.

If you have any doubts, evacuate. #Colorado

I've been told that people who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Turns out that those of us who know history are doomed to spend a decade+ being told we're overreacting.

If your kids don't spend an entire thunderstorm pretending to be progeny of the great god Zeus, what are you even doing as a parent?

People would probably like the Democratic Party more if those at the top didn't act like whiny piss babies when incumbents were challenged/defeated