You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Spice world

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Wrote for The Small Bow about Big Jim, my friend from the bar. www.thesmallbow.com/p/the-sky-is...

Blue sky really doing the re inventing Twitter thing. Is a hot dog a sandwich

Andor is just episode 1 without the force stuff. Cassian is jar jar send skeet

Houses got running water in em now tho

This person works 90 minutes a day.

Finishing up a round of polish on one of the first bosses in #Beefarena ... some new animation frames and a more refined particle effect makes the fight much easier to read, and I think its nicer to look at! (see an earlier version in the reply) #gamedev #indiegames #videogames

GROIMES?

A grave injustice indeed

Checking the news

New article! On Trump's plans for America, how we got here, and how to prepare. If you like it, please share, as I am of course shadow-banned on the Bad Site. Thanks! sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-end-of...

I didn't know people are still on Twitter

Republican talking points in the final week of the campaign:

"I patrol that wall" what a fucking loser.

Blair Witch Project. Film melted right as they went in the house. Never did see the end, actually -- the movie just has a Sopranos ending for me (maybe this isn't the worst, actually...)

Ladies and gentlethems: the Harris/Waltz campaign

Is this why boars head always tastes so good. Because the alternative is all the other places have MORE bugs and mildew and...

Really weird seeing everyone posting Don Sr behind glass when the presidential seal clearly gives away it's not recent

does anybody care that this man is insane, like, does anybody care

Stalin was trained in seminary

Never noticed the eyeliner goes back to the Marines days.

Silver getting to Clizza levels of moron.

The problem here is they're going to be armed.

This is my mona lisa

Lmao

Pelosi and Obamas’ absent endorsement of Harris is strategic. Rank-and-file Dems, have endorsed first, signaling broad party support. By the time Pelosi and Obama endorse it will be icing on the already baked cake. That she can clinch it without them increases her legitimacy.

Rip President Bernie

Classic American dyad

This place has the juice Old school Twitter take here

“per my last email”

pickitup pickitup pickitup

With one black door???

Was it the endless shrimp?

This app has the juice

Just took a bird album cover. 🪶

This made my week and it's only Monday. Love it when I guy I never trusted immolates

once i was having a dinner party and someone asked what the music was and i said "oh, edith piaf" but they heard "oh, eat your pilaf" and i coincidentally had served pilaf so they just kind of obediently tucked in like "okay maybe i can ask questions later" this makes me laugh every time i remember

OH MY GOD… A Turning Point rep (Charlie Kirk’s org) tweeted this out and look at the response.

Wow, I found it, the stupidest thing I've ever seen