I'm starting to think the whole "year of the horse" thing might not be enough for Spurs

Wow. What an awful pen that was for Brentford. Glad it's West Ham. We have a better chance against them I reckon. Both would be tough but I think we have a better shot against them. #LUFC

I wasn’t being sarcastic, I was being ironic. I’m sure you know the difference.

Will take that. #LUFC

4 percent are actually wanting us to get Arsenal in the next round. Some absolute mentals out there. #LUFC

Nobody's perfetc.

youtu.be/NGIwJdgyPV8 This is my first attempt at a podcast. Please let me know what you think. MOT #LUFC

Great to have VAR back for these FA Cup games, said no fucker.

Recognise this tune from my cycle spin class? 👂🏻 You support West Ham ⚒️ Your brother supports Spurs 🐓 Your uncle supports Nottingham Forest 🌲 One of us will experience relegation at the end of this season. #PremierLeague #football #Spurs #WestHam #NottinghamForest

Aaaaaaaaand relax.

Until next time! (Leeds salute at the end) #ALAW #lufc

NOW! WHAT DO WE WANT? TIME TRAVEL! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

Friday

Remember that time we thought we were gonna sneak into mid-table and out of the relegation fight? How stupid were we! #LUFC

Made a note in my diary on the way home last night. Simply says, 'bugger' #lufc

Thought for the day….

Pretty certain that game never happened. Or at least that's what I will henceforth choose to believe. #LUFC

Speechless #lufc

My PE teacher at school was a Sunderland fan. And just like the rest of them, he too was a prick! #LUFC

Well, I am turning off. Can't put myself through the rest of this. And I am watching at home so no one can see me sneaking out. #LUFC

Dirty cheating cunting wankfucks!!!!!!!!!! #LUFC

This is an absolute fucking disgrace. #LUFC

Getting really, REALLY fucked off now #LUFC

Getting really fucked off now. #LUFC

We're gonna lose this. And it's gonna be so frustrating. What an awful team Sunderland are. #LUFC

This game is just fucking stupid. #LUFC

When people now ask me if I like football, I say yes, I do like football. But not Man City. Man City can Fuck Off! #LUFC

Everyone relax. We got this. It's all fine. #LUFC

No concerns whatsoever. Everyone can relax. I know for a fact we will get three points today. #LUFC

Thought for the day…

Villa, title contenders, my arse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #lufc

Fuck you Villa #lufc

Why are Wolves ace all of a sudden!!!! #LUFC

Been watching House of Guinness. Really surprised it hasn't been renewed for a second season. It's excellent. And it has Joffrey in it! Who puts on a superb performance. It's been a great marketing show as well; I have really been increasing my Guinness intake.

We can beat them. Enough free hit conversation. No more take a point. We are continually proving against all the best sides bar Arsenal that we have the ability to go against anyone at Elland Road. I am not saying we will. I am not saying we wont get a tupping. But why not #LUFC

It was the only way to get Wayne Rooney to leave

Me nerves are a bit all over the place about tomorrow. I am really confident in what we can do at home. But it's going to be so difficult to get a result. I would love it...LOVE IT if we bet them! #LUFC

I’m reading a book about levitation. I just can’t put it down.

Good weekend really. Good result for Leeds. And the West Ham/Spurs games went in our favour. I told everyone it was a good result yesterday. No one listens to me. #LUFC

The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

Was really planning on watching the Spurs Arsenal game. But Neville is on the commentary. And I just can't even. #LUFC

Now I might be wrong about this, and may have made it up, but were Wednesday one of the only teams who voted against us getting deducted points back when we were relegated to league one? I'm certain I read something about that. #LUFC

Can see Forest getting something out of this. They look up for it. #LUFC

Wednesday relegated. Feb seems so early for a team to be relegated. #LUFC

All Bournemouth Aren't We!! #LUFC #WHABOU

Will feel much better about the draw if Spurs lose to Arsenal and West Ham get arsed by Bmouth. #LUFC