The greatest movie ever made is FREE on Youtube btw

u wot m8

“Homemade!” and a picture of the most fucked up pizza in the universe be doin numbers on bsky

Something tells me that first Fantasy wasn’t so Final after all…

You think there’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t play basketball. I know there’s nothing in the rule book that says an elephant can’t play baseball we are not the same

Oak Lawn Methodist Church Nativity in Dallas, TX

You don’t even have to get the philosophy joke to appreciate this meme but it does make it better especially considering the source in this case.

Blue Prince was just a better game, too.

I haven’t mowed the lawn in 20 years and today my son gets a lawn mower for his 21st birthday.

Do you guys think ICE will do a big raid on Christmas just to piss everyone off

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Hey guys. Don't worry. It can't get worse.

Think this is worth anything? #nin

Look I can tell an LLM wrote your sendmail.cf file. Everyone can tell. Everyone knows.

What it says on the tin. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

thinking about her again

Violent Night (2022) was a Die Hard remake right

Saw this too early in the morning and thought RB had really gone all in at Ibrox

Hey the Bob Dylan guy is doing ethics

Fine Old Cannibals

I've got a fever and the only cure is for me to get extremely angry about something that ultimately is of no consequence whatsoever and that I will have totally forgotten about in 48 hours

Christmas movie time

I hope Bournemouth smash them 5-0 idgaf #lufc

Anyone get a 2025 Mass Shooting recap from the NRA?

does one need to "hand it" to scotus?

I don't want to know. #crossword

You guys love talking about pedophilia. I'm just muting everyone who puts it on my timeline. Not really interested in that sort of thing.

She told me to make it rain so I $300 from the ATM and used it to get my car detailed.

I can't take credit but clearly the Topology Theory of Lunch is so strong as to have independent invention by other dedicated researchers.

Not the Wittgenstein 😭😭😭

Not doing too much tonight, just dunking on the local chickadee. #birds

X-Men: Worst->Best 20. Kitty Pryde: Sorry, losers. 19. Dazzler: Again, get a life. 18. Jubilee: Dogshit 17. Gambit: Cajun Jubilee 16. Wolverine: Alpha Flight. 15. Cyclops: Blind Havoc 14. Angel: Low effort 13. Cable: Republican 12: Banshee: you’ve never heard of him.

Dingir (Cat’s butthole)

YOU BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT! GO BUY ME THE GUITAR IN THE SHOP WINDOW!

Ain't nobody gonna believe Jim didn't say "I make love to my trans sister"

In a year there will be more terms to describe prompt injections than there are for phishing. The things namers must be stopped. #infosec

Can anyone recommend suuuuuuuuuuuuper thin full size bluetooth keyboard? #dev #programming #python #coding #development

i have at least two questions

How long before native citizens will need one?

IDK what the best book I read this year was but I know that the weirdest one was Solenoid.

Keep up the good work 👍🏻

Just finished Dune Messiah again and predict that of all the crazy shit in the next #dune movie it will be the age gap that gets it cancelled. Assuming it actually gets made of course.

MY Renfield

I just need to break even then I'll stop I swear