Now then, Hennimore, as you know, the corporation's reputation is on the thinnest ice. It is absolutely imperative that nothing controversial occur at this week's BAFTA awards ceremony. I'm putting you in personal charge of finalising the lists of both award presenters and guests of honour.

just saw someone describing the stone roses as "britpop" so I'm logging off before my northern head explodes

Great to be back on Revzilla's Highside/Lowside podcast, this time to discuss Marc Márquez & my biography of the man. We go pretty deep into what I learned talking to Marc's rivals & engineers, & how my opinion of him changed as a result www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF2c...

We built a parking pad in the new garage. #motosky

Imagine if the federal government were running New York. They'd be blaming the snow on illegal immigrants, saying that snowplows cause autism, and they'd say that weather is fake news and woke.

I think it’s time to stop using Google as a verb to describe anything other than failing your task.

@leedsunited.com Please take note. #LUFC

want to read papers by nine excellent scholars and some weirdo on the thought of emilie du chatelet? you're in luck! the new bloomsbury companion is now out www.bloomsburycollections.com/encyclopedia...

Shai Halud!

kuwabara

Got an update to this from the club. Both Jonathan Sirois and Joaquin Valiente are listed as out for tonight’s game due to none injury related issues (ie: visas).

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

Fuck that point we should have won. #lufc

If you are driving a car and become angered by a bus this should be a You Must Change Your Life moment. The gentleness of this great beast, and its great indifference, should reveal you to yourself.

I thought ChatGPT was a bit over-the-top on the sycophant scale so I switched to claude and in its default mode it is maybe 1% better but fundamentally the same yes-man.

If it was here I wouldn't feel safe until he died there. Just takes another illiterate fucking redneck to pardon him and he's back baby. But it would be nice to see him behind bars.

Okay Boston Scally that's enough. Calm the whole thing down now. Dial it back.

I can't help but notice they haven't posted this on X, the everything app, yet. I have a feeling when/if they do it might get a little more attention than here 👀

Pretty much everyone after watching the Arsenal v Wovles game:

Werder Bremen will not fulfil their proposed summer tour of the U.S., citing recent incidents in Minneapolis, Minnesota as “not fitting the values” of the club. More from @colinmillar.bsky.social and @sebsb.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...

You either die a hero…

“Leeds are a ‘proper’ club” is reaching “Arsenal walk it in” level of football cliche. #lufc #tsb

the andrew mountbatten stuff shows that being a tenured antiwoke professor at harvard gives you more legal privileges and protection from the law than your family being divinely anointed to rule a country as absolute monarchs for 1,000 years

just sending this to the s.o. out of the blue

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

I got rid of my books years ago but they have been slowly creeping back in. Here’s my silly little bookshelf with my silly little books.

My brother: let me show you what i learned in my nut kicking class Me: okay

Advertise your accent with a gif. (Everyone has to read my posts in this voice now)

Did you guys see that ludicrous display last night?

fuck off

IDK who needs to hear this but if you act REALLY FAST you can fly from pdx to new zealand CHEAP #portland

Wow we all just groupthunked the word elite today I see. Got ourselves a new word. Nice. But maybe there’s someone we forgot to ask?

Wolves have posted a compilation video on their official TikTok of Arsenal players wasting time last night when they score was 2-1.

I mean we did also kill a king for treason over 100 years before the US existed. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but we very much did kill a king.

147 hours into Pentatonic Scale videos on Youtube and I'm starting to suspect that penta means five.

Did a little guest post for Barnes & Noble. They still have a blog! People still have blogs! www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/robert-...

If you are pro lynching you are anti rule of law. Hope that helps.

This week on the Bathysphere I suggest the term "glitchlarking," drawing a comparison between the practise of mudlurking and glitch hunting in video games buttondown.com/Bathysphere/...

That's next week's propaganda sorted. Cheers, Arsenal.

Someone said its the first time in 400 years that a royal was arrested but is Andrew still a royal? Asking for myself, someone who has no idea how any thing works. I thought he was like excommunicated or uh something.

By the fucking KING no less

This is how functioning democracies deal with attempts to start insurrections.

Formed in 1975 in the city of Derry, a group of young schoolboys who would practice every day in their livings rooms, bedrooms, even in a garden shed, #TheUndertones became1️⃣of the most significant #Irish #punkrock bands. They released 13 singles & 4 albums between 1978-1983.

You may have studied the blade but I, on the other hand,

Wingstonk

NEWS: Former South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol has been sentenced to life in prison after a court found him guilty of leading an insurrection tied to his 2024 martial law declaration that triggered a constitutional crisis and military raid on the National Assembly.

Was the Arsenal game fixed bc I bet the odds were pretty favorable for a draw.