📐 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀: 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗵 #LUFC x @HisenseUK

"Dear Diary, Had a lovely trip to The Maldives. Lots of sun bathing, drinking, sight-seeing, lounging on the beach and a few minutes pretending to be outraged that I couldn't go to the Chagos Islands"

My god - this Everton v Manure game is shocking. #lufc

NEW: Police confirm Peter Mandelson has been arrested Met spokesperson- “He was arrested at an address in Camden on Monday, 23 February and has been taken to a London police station for interview. This follows search warrants at two addresses in the Wiltshire and Camden areas.”

@leedsunited.com Please take note. #LUFC

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

👏 Former Tory defence minister Ben Wallace: “It is a serious Military base which does serious work. It doesn’t need a pub bore like Nigel (who didn’t even appoint a defence spokesperson this week) performing MAGA stunts.” 😉 We can only guess that Farage couldn't face being anywhere near Clacton...

‘braves’

Things not looking good for Spurs. #LUFC

Tudor was constantly shouting at Micky van de Ven, telling the back-line to push up, with van de Ven possibly ignoring the instructions......IF this turns out to be true, and Tudor confirms it, I'll listen to the manager I want Van de Ven out, this is a managers first match, give it your all dammit!

I have been denied entry to the SIS Building, Porton Down & GCHQ by the UK government.

Whereas Manchester United's George Best had a city-centre boutique, Denis Law had a shoe repair shop in Moston Lane, Blackley, north Manchester. Here he is opening it in March 1964.

If Nige Fartrage's Clacton constituents want to know why he didn't hold a surgery there this week, this might be a clue.

📰 A valuable point at Villa Park!

😅 Jayden is all of us right now!

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY WORRRRDDDDDD!!!! WHAT A STRIKE FROM ANTON!!!

Goooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll #LUFC

🔥 Warm ups underway!

Of course he does. #Farage dislikes being questioned by women as much as #Trump does. Women, particularly journalists, are only there to be patronised and insulted by his sort.... 🤮 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

📋 Your #LUFC XI...

Stach's back 😆 #LUFC

💪 Villa awaits!

🔥 𝗢𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗱! 🆚 Aston Villa 🏟️ Villa Park 🕒 3pm (GMT) 📲 #AVLLEE

#lufc BBC2 tonight

Anyone got a spare for Villa, I’ve got a ticket, looking for one for my lad. Thx folks #lufc

Wolves have posted a compilation video on their official TikTok of Arsenal players wasting time last night when they score was 2-1.

Andrew lies down on the back seat to avoid being photographed. Hats off to the photographer who took this photo.

Trump on FIFA: "They gave me their first peace prize. They gave me a peace prize. I think they saw that I got screwed by Norway."

rough look for FIFA

🔴 Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor: How Power Protects Itself Through Contempt "Andrew expected the public to swallow an alternative account, even if he didn't think we would believe it. It is how the powerful protect their impunity through contempt for those they exploit" @hardeepmatharu.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Wowser!

Question Time decided not to bother having a representative for 50% of UK voters.

Good luck to any fans travelling to the US to watch any World Cup games.

"I've gotten to know Robert [Jenrick] since he joined Reform..." "And, don't tell me, you now don't think he's a 'liar' or 'dishonest'?" Zia Yusuf, Reform UK's home affairs spokesman, is pressed on how he changed his mind about his party's pick for Chancellor. #Newsnight

Where do you even begin to tear this argument apart?

I considered giving Lee Anderson a Shadow cabinet role but decided that even a pretend job was beyond him.

Welcome to Reform’s front bench Yusuf, Hampton School, £29,916 per year Jenrick, Wolverhampton Grammar, £17,835 per year Farage, Dulwich College, £30,618 per year Tice, Uppingham School, £58,176 per year Braverman, Heathfield School, defunct private school The authentic voice of the working class

Just five months ago, Tiger Woods underwent his seventh back surgery, and that was seven months after a ruptured Achilles and 13 months after another back surgery. However, when asked if he has ruled out a return for the 2026 Masters, he replied, “No.”

📐 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀: 𝗡𝗺𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗮 #LUFC x @HisenseUK

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

Not surprising Farage hasn't bothered to announce a health spokesperson - his entire team is populated by politicians who broke the NHS. They've also forgotten about a foreign affairs spokesperson, but I guess they will take their orders straight from Trump's White House anyway.

As Nigel Farage makes Robert Jenrick his Shadow Chancellor, here's a quick reminder of the sort of man Reform wants to put in charge of the nation's finances

Hoping for an Ayling injury time winner followed by a binocular type celebration in front of Fat Frank tonight. #lufc

Lucas Perri (and his bottle) gets the moment he's waited for, even if he had no idea who took the first two penalties.. #lufc

It's still a cover-up Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from Epstein files release. DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine.

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We’re being outfought and outplayed here. #LUFC