Best ever picture of a Guinness

I have had a good day A woman in the Leeds United shop in Trinity shop told me I had made her day a few days ago I was upgraded to first class on a train and a man there called me a gentleman I won some magnums of champagne I got a train I was meant to miss Saw my brother Had beer

Today I learned to change a nappy. It is not a process I think I’m good at.

Now the owner of a veterans railcard. Look out cheaper tickets to Leeds.

Think this match is gonna end in tears

Me: ‘Sorry to bother you sir, is the train for Chattanooga departing from platform 29?’ Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’

Agbadou-do-do Plays in yellow

I love them but I don’t want to see another Leeds: 90% possession Leeds: 100 shots on target Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes Leeds: 7 VCs awarded Final score Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds

I’m too busy to be ill. I understand this will cause me to be more ill later down the line. I am stressed, waking up screaming and in pools of sweat. I am dissociating. But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day. MOT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Today a client wrote his own schedule of loss. He based it on wild assumptions, unrealistic, outdated sources, overlooked limitation, then complained about his own valuation. I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face. Confidentially wrong on every single count.

Being an adult is realising a perfect circle is impossible and you’re ok with it

@optajoe.com in Caerphilly for you MOT

WDL a piece. 4 points. Some class signings. I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up. I might be wrong and this might be reposted. I don’t really care. MOT

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@michaeltsb.bsky.social this match ball surely has to be one of the best yet. More comedy than any other game I’ve seen. Nothing taken away from Wednesday, but that performance needs to be harshly analysed with your cutting venom.

Here’s some AI slop for you @michaeltsb.bsky.social but I feel it captures the essence of both of you

Will be gutted if the versus isn’t the start of a perennial thing at #eurovision

Latvia was like something out of Avatar #Eurovision

The Germany performer

@brynlaw.bsky.social give Cymru a shout out mun! MOT. Loving this

AI made me a ghibli

Never touch your Farke with champagne after 21:00. It turns him into a fire beast.

Cardiff taking its place as third best Welsh club. Being a Welsh Leeds fan is brilliant sometimes. Can’t wait to go to the office Monday.

The one time I’m not pessimistic and it paid off

Good luck @brynlaw.bsky.social Yn gobeithio mae nhw’n mynd i fyny i chdi.

Help the Peacock recoup some losses I respect how the owner doesn’t blame the fans. A worthy cause www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...

I am so fucking ill, and can’t get the time off work because I tried to book it as leave to go to Leeds I suppose being ill in Leeds would have been no good for anyone. Fuck sake.

@michaeltsb.bsky.social I asked AI about the fire beast thing. Clarified it wasn’t a German thing, but told me to picture a ‘Bundesliga Balrog’

Player of the season: James Signing ots: Tanaka Loanee ots: Rothwell Defender ots: Rodon Mid ots: Tanaka Forward ots: Piroe Not touching keeper ots

Extremely disappointed Daniel Farke didn’t go to the do the weey weey weey for the lads on top of the van 😂

What would our goal difference look like without Rodon?

As a teenager I’d watch Teachers. Massively underrated show, and now rewatching.

You’re all being too gloomy. 6 to go. Blades lost. I’m usually pessimistic as shit but I’m still not worried, even all the way down here in 3rd.

More I use this platform, more I realise how depressing it is to see good people be so fucking beaten up. Thinking of getting rid and if someone actually wants to keep in touch, like this message. I’ll give it a week. Then - barring something big - I’ll fuck off.

@berencross.bsky.social been meaning to ask for a while - are you named after Beren and Luthien? The Tolkien story?

I am now a Guinness world record holder. All shall love me and despair

I sometimes have days where I ask: What is the benefit of carrying on? Almost every time I can’t think of any. I love Leeds United though, and being part of a club/family of fans has dragged me through the worst, most times. Disclaimer: I’m not suicidal, just fed up. Here is Elland Road

Spoke to a counsellor and tried to give nothing away. Just get through the session. She saw right through it. Told me I was depressed. Lots of deflection. We don’t appreciate counsellors as much as we should.

One of my friends from very young is now an MP and utterly understandably and unsurprisingly they have made football their entire thing. Fair play to them.

Finally ordered it. It came

Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you hear me?

BRISTOL

Every second of Every minute of Every hour of Every day of Every week of Every month for As long as I can remember

Hey Siri how do I pin a post on BS

We, as a society, can never undo the harm braveheart did to the western world’s views on Scotland as a victim.

The best and worst thing to happen to me was discovering camping toilets

If not for the pig nose I could be quite handsome

Every single argument against the Welsh language can be fought with the song ‘Dyni yma o hyd’ and every counter can also be answered by ‘dyni yma o hyd’