Roses are red, Yellow are tasers,

Hope everyone had a great holiday and enjoys the coming New Year. Been AWOL for awhile because this site is forever thinking I'm in Mississippi and refusing to let me in. (It's not just Bluesky, even Google is confused.) There's a workaround on mobile, but I hate doing the appity app thing.

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Nosebleeds are red, 🌹 Junior won’t have to crank it,

ampersand penis Copyright 2025, Stankass Hill Bill Lee and his Stormtroopers

EVERY TIME Y'ALL, EVERY TIME

I never knew how unsettling it’d be to see the Oak Court Mall fountain turned off. It looks like a dry roll-on deodorant.

AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you." ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

Hegseth sucks. The Qataris suck. But we aren’t giving Qatar an airbase in Idaho. It’s building dorms etc. at an existing base to train them on F-15s we sold them, just like Singapore already has there. Common arrangement we have with lots of countries. This one was already being planned under Biden.

Republicans are lying about the peaceful No Kings Day protests because they’re desperate — the GOP is losing the shutdown fight while Americans reject Trump’s authoritarian takeover in huge numbers. “These are the threats of a regime that is not secure in their power.“ - @ezralevin.bsky.social

Three key points: 1) The admin has been planning mass firings to begin in October since February 2) The work necessary to carry out mass firings is illegal during a shutdown, violating the Antideficiency Act, which carries a criminal penalty 3) This harms America, ridding us of talent and expertise

so gov pritzker has talked a very good game but its time to step up and protect his people like he said he would

Counting the days until we find out a Trump Task Force vehicle caused another bad wreck

Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW). The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.

Just in case anyone is still holding on out of nostalgia for what it used to be.

You know this entire case hinges someone checking the wrong box on a mortgage application… So of course the department of incompetence would fuck this up…

The Trump administration is offering $60K in student loan forgiveness as a recruitment tool for ICE, which just proves fighting Biden on student loan relief was never about the loans or “paying your own debt.” It was about who was offering it and who it would’ve helped.

One on one with the PDX Protest Chicken: They’re not getting the chaos footage—they look absurd. We won a TRO from a Trump-appointed judge. An OR Guard general even said troops would protect protesters. Portland’s real story —discipline, whimsy, savvy —is breaking through. bsky.app/profile/wwee...

Oh, so now the problem is *circumcision*? Did any of these shit-for-brains "experts" go looking around for an uncut autistic guy? No? Not even one minute spent trying to rule out their latest cockamamie (sorry) hypothesis? I'm so sick of these fucking morons.

While Turning Point is in the news, I will again point out that one of the founding members of the UT Austin Turning Point chapter was later arrested for animal cruelty at a neo-Nazi training camp in Georgia:

20 paragraphs down in the NBC News story that broke the information that the administration is considering invoking the Insurrection Act is the report that Stephen Miller is driving the issue.

Yesterday: Trump bragged, "We took the freedom of speech away." Today: New reporting on Trump's plans to go after opposition groups. In 9 days: We mount the largest peaceful protest in modern history to say, loud and clear, that America has no king. nokings.org

From the memory hole: There was a hostage release and ceasefire deal in place by the Biden administration 10 months ago. It was allowed to expire in March, under Donald Trump, and now it's been revived and rebranded, with Donald taking full credit like always.

You know you love coffee when…

And who tells the Speaker and the Leader what to do, hmmm?

We don't support suppression of speech, but we do create watchlists and doxx people and flood universities with angry phone calls and emails (not to mention death threats) and call professors woke commie Nazi scum who should be fired. You know, free speech advocacy.

listen, hospitals are just going to have to shift from a sustainable model where they provide care to an unsustainable model where they close - if they can't accept that, they should close

🚨 Horrifying. Does misinformation do real harm? Yep. Who believes FALSE claim Tylenol causes (true / probably true) autism? - 41% of parents - 57% of Republicans Thx MAHA / MAGA. Dark Age 2.0 www.kff.org/public-opini... via @kff.org

The fact that this coming 9 days before the largest peaceful protest in modern American history is absolutely intentional. We will not back down. Trump and Miller can lie, smear, and threaten all they want. They will lose. No Kings, No Kings, No Kings. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Bloomberg: Hundreds of US national security specialists including cybersecurity experts have been reassigned to support Trump's deportation push #GiftLink www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

This case is relevant in the context of Trump's National Guard deployment as DHS is citing it as one example of why troops are needed.

Stephen Miller visits Memphis and days later, our water is dying. Coincidence? I think not.

Turning Point is a race-baiting right wing propaganda op aimed at normalizing race violence and misleading young impressionable kids you can throw the establishment press' failure to explain this on their funeral pyre along with the five-hundred other recent failures to do their job

One of the crazy things about the AI bubble bursting is that consumer sentiment toward AI has always leaned skeptical to outright negative but it’s an industry propped up by pure billionaire greed, sycophancy, and childish fantasy

The Bureau of Labor Statistics. The Census Bureau. The CDC. The FDA. Now NOAA. There's seemingly no source of government data that Trump doesn't want to be able to corrupt.

Definitely my new favorite pic of this asshole

Their conversations with the Trump Administration seem to have been quite explicit on the plan. Pass a federal voter ID law that vote by mail states like OR and WA can't possibly comply with before 2026. Then have the GOP controlled Senate and House simply refuse to seat the people who won.

the holes on the bottom of an espresso basket

This is the absolute dream challenger to Jeffries. Please, please, please let this happen.

State of the Union

First Amendment Protections: 1. Peaceful Assembly- Right to gather with others to express views on public issues.  2. Free Speech- Right to express opinions and beliefs, including through protest.  3. Petitioning the Government- Ability to ask government to address grievances or make changes.

These clowns have a budget bigger than the entire USMC and they're terrified of a guy in a frog costume.

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

I spent more than a decade at The Post. It was good to me and I was proud to work there. I’ve largely refrained from being critical since I left. But this framing of the special counsel probe is embarrassing and flatly wrong. Stunning, but not. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...