Last month in The Onion:

I've held off on being vocal about it, but my last major goal as a guy who plays Wizard Poker with my friends is to get a Play Button. Apologies for the next 5 to 10 months of me saying "Subscribe to The Spike Feeders." Whenever feasible.

Just to crib Jan's great chart here a little bit - here are just a few of the headlines that came out when growth somewhat slowed in 2024 Many, many media outlets do not really know how to handle technological change like this

Perspectives: When feelings outweigh facts in the Calgary rezoning debate livewirecalgary.com/2026/04/09/p...

Trueanon being especially bleak today fits perfect for what I got going on.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

Luke's has the coolest toys #yyc #calgary

Oh God... Feel into another Charlie Kirk circle jerk on FB. These people have created a mythology of this fucking podcaster. It's ridiculous.

Context - as soon as tomorrow Trump is going to make his budget request for $1.5 trillion more (after they got $1 trillion this year) for the military.

Trump is running out of useful idiots to fire.

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People who never signed up for community notes are really missing out on the ones that didn’t make it

Honestly, fuck off.

CBC could go back to news instead of this opinion bullshit. I'm not learning anything from the front page here.

WOW! Nenshi laid even more out today, calling out the fact that the UCP hired multiple family members of Sam Mraiche into government roles... Including AHS procurement! But who arranged that hiring into AHS? /1 #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

BREAKING The Speaker of Iran’s Parliament — who some claim has been negotiating with the U.S. — says no negotiations have taken place and that President Trump is claiming otherwise to manipulate markets.

I don't want to hear that Canada is having fertilizer or fuel shortages if we are still exporting as fast as we possibly could. Let's have some foresight here about the global quagmire that the Americans have started. @mark-carney.bsky.social #yyc #yeg #yqu #ableg #alberta

You never seen a ramen hit so hard after fasting all day.

one thing i appreciate about Apple's commitment to privacy is the absolute ironclad secrecy with which they treat the questions "what shows are on AppleTV" and "when do the seasons start"

I think gas $5 a gallon, a war dragging on and a $200 bn war supplemental request would be where you start to break below 35% Trump approval, otherwise known as “the cool zone”

Intermittent fasting meal time. Crushed it today with a bonus service call for cash that ol' Carney don't need to know about. #stillnobitches

Straight up treason

SCOOP: Two companies involved in building some of Alberta's addiction recovery centres are mired in litigation, including accusations of forgery on one side and allegations of intimidation involving Sam Mraiche, of MHCare www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic... By @tomcardoso.bsky.social and friend

As part of the review of Budget 2026, I just spent two hours this afternoon questioning Premier Smith. It’s clear to me that she wasn’t interested in answering any of my questions seriously or providing Albertans with the transparency or information they deserve. /1

Get em Chuck

🚨BREAKING!!!🚨 Danielle Smith was forced to admit to a secret trip she kept from the public! On her trip to the Middle East she and her staff accepted gifts of private flights and hotel rooms from the Saudi Government! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Star wars pinball, where the Death Star shoots lasers into the eyes of the player next to you 😆😆 Burn book in Inglewood

Clearly communicated and powerful.

Iran is trolling Trump again. Hard. This is what happens when global politics becomes reality TV.

OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.

BrandonMaxxing

From the Edmonton Journal on November 27, 2014. Smith herself crossed the floor to the PCs on December 17.

Idiot plot

Trump is brandonmaxxing

That's a lotta snow on the bridge

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

A random good time was had by all on the beer crawl

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

Trump is destroying the world before he dies. I told you years ago he was the anti Christ.

'Aving a pint mates

It's impossible to get actual news. This AI bullshit is so annoying.

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I am already seeing "it's a distraction!" takes and please fucking kill me

FIFA must demand the return of the first FIFA peace prize