Oh shit!

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver 40-50 packages before your first piss break"

that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz

Right before what's expected to be the worst US flu season to date. Plus Covid. And RSV. And...

This is the kind of scientific study I can get behind.

If there is one item I can count on, it is how the Government finds new ways to disappoint everyone.

Really want TamerlaneBlog to start doing travel guides just to report on sights like this.

If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai

I need to stop saying "now this is podracing" after every time I get gendered correctly

"I went to the doctor and all he did was suck my blood. Don't go see Dr. Acula,” Mitch Hedberg This quote ran through my head while getting bloodwork done.

sandwch guy is the gyro we need

Me: Wonder what a modern incarnation of a 929 would be like. Also me: I really want this.

Thinking the styling of the BMW M2 is a bit much.

Would buy just for the seats

Folks, I have a new video today where I'm very excited to announce a new dishwasher powder on the market. Why am I so excited? Because it's vindicated every single one of my detergent opinions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2...

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

MW fans! Looking for some feedback if you wouldn’t mind filling out a survey! Thank you!!

I don’t know what the hell is happening with Time™️ but it’s already almost time for Grand Sumo even though if memory serves correctly the last tournament ended exactly three days ago.

Today is Cookie Monster’s birthday. All hail a Scorpio king

I like when they cover their mouths to whisper with each other, like they’re talking about boys that they like

Always happy to a see a square-body running around.

Car Bluesky: I'm located in Sweden and need a small, cheap car part from a German company but they don't ship outside Germany. Do we have a community member here who would be willing to order the part to themselves, and then post it to me? Can pay via Paypal. #carbs #weirdcarbs #carTwitter

This will go great with my new stick.

inexpensive cars (gas or electric) have slim profit margins compared to large luxury vehicles and trucks. So yeah, this tracks.

As a fun sidenote, Wendy's marketing reported that the word "Frescata" was "totally made-up", and meant to evoke "freshness" in a vaguely European way. However, it turns out that it's actually a real Italian term, roughly meaning "a blast of cold air that causes illness"

A hero.

outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work

This is how you know someone is rolling in class.

As I wrote in my work group's email today, this K-Open concept at the Japan Mobility show stole my heart.

Maybe Pizza Hut should bring Pizza Head to help them out. Or maybe not.

I an at the point where if Daylight Saving was a person I would physically fight it.

Get in. We got a race to pace.

NHK graphics department forced to improvise in order to keep up with this marathon World Series game

You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.

Starting to think they don't have a mood board. More of a mood planetarium with various items spread around the dome.

My dad, explaining AI to my mom: “It doesn’t think. It copies stuff wrong.”

Reminder that if you don't like how a new game remake looks, the original is still there to be enjoyed.

i’m just so mad because if we absolutely had to elect an unqualified media personality to be president we should have gone with either of the guys from CAR TALK

Altoworks is always cool. #jdm #suzuki #japan

The simple truth is people love this stuff and will watch it if you let them, not by putting it behind a premium fee. I fell in love with these cartoons as a kid because they used to be on TV all the time so I could, ya know, watch them lmao.

The home of the O'Donovan family is being used as a polling station in Coolmoyne, Co Tipperary. Around 250 people are eligible to vote at the house and after they cast their ballot, they will be treated to a cup of tea, a slice of apple or rhubarb tart, or a scone | More: rte.ie/b/1540324

ugh even in the 90s you couldn't escape AI being jammed into everything

Thinking it might be time to move on to another project. I’ve had some interest from Renault Club members, but I want to float the idea here, too: Anyone interested in taking on one of the last 1988 Renault Medallions in existence? 122k miles, runs but needs work (obviously). In CT. DMs open.

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