Awesome stuff as ever from Swede Mason

one of the more memorable Sex & the City episodes.

"Well lads, looks like we're a-goin' round again!" (me as I cycle back to this tab for the fourth time.)

The Norwich Cathedral Cat, on the pulpit, drinking from the glass of water left for the Reverend. “He lives here” we were told, as if the church had had no say in the matter and his presence pre-dated the building. “He’s named Budge because he doesn’t budge. He thinks the water is left for him”

Just because you are unable to imagine how someone else’s mind works does not mean that person’s mind does not work like that

But there are loads of people who live here already who aren't high earners or entrepreneurs. When we finally get rid of them all everything will be perfect!

it is of course... my name is Cow and wen its nite, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed - i stay up late. i lik the bred.

Participated in the fine old Norwich tradition of putting your neighbour's canary to bed while they're out at the circus.

Hooray I'm back from the torture chamber, I mean office.

I didn't even know there were 192 genres.

I for one think it's cool to spend three hours strenuously avoiding a 15-minute task that I do every day.

The really important thing, when a public figure is criticised for doing something bad, is that you tell as many people as possible that you never liked their work anyway. It is absolutely crucial that you get this information across asap, you do not have a moment to waste.

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And here is some honey made by evil bees.

You attempt to clear all the old files off your computer, and then you find yourself creating new folders for things like 'trip-advisor reviews that sound like Alan Bennet monologues'.

Forgot to buy wine, so we're finding out what happens when you mix curaçao with Fanta.

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

Watching two Jane Eyre adaptations back to back, for Science.

Reflecting on my childhood, I can’t help but think that the effects of putting my elbows on the table were somewhat overstated.

Fond memories of that one time I could be bothered to make this (it's really easy to make, I'm just very lazy).

Exploring the possibility that I might be a horse. Evidence so far: 1. easily startled by anything at all. 2. motivated by polo mints.

Well done Zohran! And of course the real victor of the day - typography.

Further thoughts on social media stopping being like the pub, and the hollow weirdness of it all. open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...

couldn't be bothered to get a plate for my pastry treat and now my macbook has a light pistachio filling.

Headline to go here

entirely glorious collaboration.

FFS not more days

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If a little girl covered in ash appears hanging upside down from your ceiling dripping black bile and whispering in Latin, lay a mirror flat on the ground beneath her and count backwards from 24. This works most of the time.

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Each morning , I remind myself that this is a beautiful planet and I contemplate how we must fight against the ugly minds that have so much power and so little imagination or empathy Robinince.com

Good thread but mostly this

It is disproportionate to the point of absurdity to treat people sitting peacefully in a group holding signs as ‘terrorists’. People are outraged by the genocide in Gaza and are entitled to express their horror. Call on UK prosecutors to end these prosecutions: amn.st/63329ARB1U

I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday. As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.

Just LET HIM REST you monsters!

No more news to happen please, I've had more than enough. #everythingawfulsomebodydosomething

You did it. The neo-Nazi gig planned for Great Yarmouth has been CANCELLED. ❗ Over 34,000 of you emailed the Home Office and spread the word. Local press, councils and police took notice, and under pressure, we have just received the news that the venue has pulled the plug.

Was only a matter of time I guess before we became so dead inside that we would start punishing refugees themselves. These are people who *we have accepted* fled violence, torture and discrimination. And our response is what? To bar them from living with their loved ones.

Marking a wonderful two weeks of waking up hourly through the night thanks to The Mysterious Pain. (yes I have been to the doctor.)

This song is 33 years young and still, imo, fresh as a daisy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dl...

After a week of waking up at 4.30, last night I slept for an hour and a half and I'm still away at 5am. Great.

Mysteries of Rightmove: completely empty flat apart from a sofa... and a pair of hair-straighteners plugged into the wall.

Dear Goodreads, I regret to inform you that you have skipped over all the valid criticisms to be made of this book in favour of some silly ones you've just made up.

16-year-old female Giant anteater Jade and her mobile enrichment is quite possibly the best thing you’ll see all day.

Breaking my silence to report that I'm devastated to discover Simon Russell Beale has not narrated all of the John le Carré audiobooks, only some of them.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

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Quote with a pic of you in the 80s