Uni? No. My true form is a sea urchin #AprilFools

Egg sandwich for lunch today.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

tem make cookie dough

its not my wallet

"Hey avid how was your weekend?" Me: youtu.be/-AvYfjmM7ww?...

The thing about telling a kid they're going to grow up to be something extraordinary is that it leads to an adult feeling forever guilty for simply becoming something ordinary

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

🫵🏻 GAY

Did you know that today is Patchouli Friday!?

friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them? me:

The Adderall hits right so rarely these days that when it does it's like getting a Starman and I have to rush to utilize as much of it as I can before the funky music stops and it runs out

ah! so sleepy!

Your seasonal reminder!

Sometimes I encounter a mashup so good and it feels so natural i forget the songs originally existed independently of eachother

Dizzy Paranoia Girl honestly has gotten me through the past couple years lmao

These new Smiling Friends characters are getting out of hand, like seriously, who's this?

Fumo Patchouli Knowledge Music of the Day 256: Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance Album: From Under the Cork Tree (2005) Genre: Pop Punk Dance, dance with Patchouli Knowledge to show how much misery loves her

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

🖌️ Bowsuh's Masterpiece 🖌️ #supermario #thesupermariogalaxymovie #fanart

🥖🥖 #重音テト

To this day I have yet to encounter a utaite who can pull off the cuntiness to deliver the line "but baby, I was born to do the killing" in MONSTER by KIRA as well as GUMI does in the original version (I would be more than happy to stand corrected on this)

Captain Torture

Fumo Seija Kijin Music of the Day 247: Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become Album: One-X (2006) Genre: Rock Seija going to turn this place around with some 2000s edge

💛💚 #fantography #dokigallery

No spoilers but wtf todays Worlde is weird lol

Fumo Cirno Music of the Day 240: Foreground Eclipse - Calm Eyes Fixed on Me, Screaming Album: Tears Will Become Melodies Tonight (2010) Arrangement: Lunate Elf Genre: Post-Hardcore Cirno dancing to peak Touhou Post-Hardcore

People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

I KEEP FORGETTING TO CHECK BLUESKY ANYWAY LOOK WHAT MARKI DID FOR MY BDAY AAAAAA

Fumo Patchouli Knowledge Music of the Day 226: Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me Album: Way to Normal (2008) Genre: Piano Rock I love the music video for this because it shows Tim and Eric from Tim and Eric Awesome Show playing an angry couple. (Koakuma cameo too)

💜💛 . . . #murderdrones #murderdronesfanart #nuzi

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

The fact that there's so much incredible new music out there that I have yet to discover is unironically one of my strongest reasons to live /positive