Ok #AEWDynamite you and Chris Jericho have succeeded in keeping me from switching off and going to bed at gone 1am. Let's see where this goes.

Egg sandwich for lunch today.

As the Hearts match is obligingly on a Sunday, a quick visit to Berwick on Saturday. Berwick Rangers v Stirling University in the afternoon, a couple of pints in the clubhouse, then Berwick Bandits v Edinburgh Monarchs early evening for the speedway, something I've never been to. That'll do.

The worst thing about this new era of F1? The Sky Sports theme music.

Tremendous fun. Somehow, live coverage in the UK of Miami v Rhode Island in the #USL that, looking at the crowd size rather than stadium, seems to be kind of a SPFL League 1 or 2 day out. Which as we know are among the best days out at the football.

Out at a match, rather than "the" match, but even with pints, it's always Hearts.

Why is MJF in a Charlie's Angels jump suit? #AEWDynamite

Tomorrow's front page 📰 Poll predicts huge 18-seat pro-indy majority

I'm guessing Newcastle supporters can forgive their side anything. Except losing to Sunderland.

A neat comparison from the same time last year. Apart from Hearts being 27 points better off and top, odd quirks are Hibs being 5th instead of 3rd despite having a point more, and Dundee in relegation trouble last year with only one less point than now.

Oh, Jesus H Corbett. I thought a title fight would be the stuff of dreams. It's more stressful than my Grandad's job was, a minefield deactivator on the Somme.

Front page of latest Private Eye. Always done in pictures so even Trumpaloids can understand.

#RevPro for the Saturday before #AEWAllIn sorted too.

#AEW All In tickets for Wembley bought. Have to say, ticket prices for the PPV are really good. Cheapest tickets in the bleachers £32 (around US$ 40) and thousands upon thousands at that price. I went for the dearer option ground level for £78 (around US$ 105).

Austrian side LASK make their feelings for the Trumpaloid known.

The woman USA needs. The woman Trump, Netanyahu and Putin can't stand. The woman the rest of the world stands for.

Dundee derby. Never fails to entertain. Wow.

Lewis Hamilton, sprint races and China. Ferrari will be asking the FIA to replace Bahrain and Saudi with Shanghai over 19 laps.

Some good news. Netanyahu has a urinary tract infection.

While I still expect one of them to win it, this week has shown EPL sides they're not as good as they think they are. Or at least the English media think they are. 3 of them absolutely battered, another surprisingly beaten, one scrambled draw, with another unlucky draw from the side placed lowest.

www.ft.com/content/6108... The contrast regardibg the Epstein files from across the pond, where cover-up is the default setting, to here, where the guilty are being held accountable, is stark.

Oatibix with blueberry & cherry yogurt is the supper of champions.

Dougie Donnelly popping up on Sportscene again is clearly the highlight of the weekend.

And all because the lady loves Milk Tray.

If ever a picture sums up a miserable season, this is it. For Aberdeen 25/26, we've had Hearts 24/25 as well as Hearts 19/20. Between Aberdeen, Hearts and Hibs, the 3 biggest Scottish clubs behind the ugly sisters, without fail, in any one season, at least one of us makes an arse of ourselves.

Tremendous entertainment from Aberdeen so far.

F3 doing their tribute to the Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep film (with a dash of Catherine Zeta Jones's Crash). Prema vs Prema.

Sky Sports have drawn my attention away from F1 by putting on Motherwell v Hibs for about the 200th time. And each time I see it, I still don't think Hibs can possibly throw away a 6-2 lead halfway through the second half.

£50 premium bond win is the sort of thing to make your day go that bit better. 😊

You get these in the Tynecastle Hotel.

Sportsound seems to have liked my analysis of today.

An enthralling battle for 3rd and 4th ended in a 2-2 draw.

So another big win for Hearts today. 2 in 2 days is remarkable.

Hearts now mathematically certain of a top 6 placing. The season gets better and better.

Webcam footage of Glasgow Central low level this afternoon.

I never knew there was a gameshow on BBC Alba. Mas Fhior, which my fading Scots Gaelic vocabulary has taken longer to work out, means, I think, "As if". I still find myself thinking and swearing in Scots Gaelic a lot. Especially during work hours. And during gameshows, evidently.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s photo placed in Louvre by activists

Not counting Falkirk out of it, either.

Nice of Tomasso Ciampa to take a short break from his #AEW duties and give his views on Rangers dropping vital points in the SPFL Premiership title race.

Thank you Hibs. Thank you Livi. That is all.

Motherwell are a joy to watch this season.

Exhausted. Dehydrated. That was just sitting there watching the game. Three points. That'll do me. It's all that matters now.

Private Eye spot-on again.

Could that St. Johnstone miss be the worst / funniest in the history of football?

Bravo BBC. Properly taking the piss.

The face of someone who knows his time is up. I hope Trump and all the other child rapists in the Epstein files have that same, terrified look right now.

BBC Alba's opening credits for Serie A football are a thing of beauty. youtube.com/shorts/hJwUC...

Random useless fitba' fact of the day - Ringo Starr is the only one of the Beatles who was / is an avid supporter. Not of Everton, Liverpool, or even Tranmere Rovers. But Arsenal. His father came from London and took him to Arsenal games growing up.

I ought to be pissed off and disappointed about Hearts today. I am a bit. But it's the 1st anniversary of my mother's passing, and also the 12th anniversary of my partner's passing, so it's a shit day for me anyway. It'll be over soon enough, though.

Hamilton Accies v Caley Thistle "crowd" has to be under 200. You could say it's amazing due diligence isn't rigorous for potential club owners who then move the club and don't bother paying the players, with boycotting fans getting the blame for this criminality. Been going on for decades, though.