Now that MAGA has its chance it’s time for MAPA. MAE AMERICA PROGRESSIVE, ASSHOLES!

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

A “triumphal arch” while you’re getting your ass from Iran. Ok.

Tump calling someone a little tacky is like Aquaman calling someone a little damp

So he defends his war by saying 42,000 unarmed protestors were killed by the regime. What about Rene Goode and Alex Pretti and the thousands of other innocent people harmed and murdered by 50K Homan?

Less firin', more hirin', Less Wall Street, more Main Street, Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs, Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms, Less shootouts, more cookouts, Less hypocrisy, more democracy. - Gospel of George and Whatnot

Now we know who the Baileys are, Benjamin Satanyahoo.

"Iran, if you're listening . . ."

While the lunatic child rapist President fancies himself to be Dr. Jesus & further wedges us into war in Iran, & his Vice President is criticizing the Pope for *checks notes* promoting the teachings of Jesus, Miller Goebbels is running concentration camps in the United States. Enough. #RemoveTrump

Is anyone monitoring his followers on truth? Curious if he’s hemorrhaging followers.

This is Washington Post columnist Marc Thiessen He just called on Trump to assassinate the Iranian delegation. 1. This is a war crime 2. Wash Post is now state media and promoting war crimes 3. Why are you still subscribed to them? Yes, inviting you to my platform: www.qasimrashid.com/subscribe

Wait, that was a doctored image? You’re kidding me.

Beef prices have skyrocketed 21% since Donald Trump took office last year.

The only time AI generated images are okay is to portray the premier of Pedotopia.

Wtaf?

Yeah so who fucking killed it!?! Huh NYT? Huh?

GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/glp-1s-myth-vs-fact/

This has to be catfish bait. Did Iran do this?

Alex Jones is not holding back on his old pal Trump after Trump attacked him and others and called him stupid for opposing the war

Can someone please MAGA-splain to me how blockading the strait already closed by your adversary does anything but state the already obvious?

They’re never going to stop trolling.

Much more likely to fall out of a high window.

Imagine being the Pope and having the seven deadly sins in human form out here saying he hates you. Congrats Pope Leo.

Alter boys are the exception to this rule.

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

‘Murica meeting the Republican Party.

This will age about as well as Donatella Versace.

Very true...

Watching operation Epic Fury would be so hilarious if American lives weren’t at stake. Watching him foist his own petard is very entertaining.

We must remember this once he’s removed from office.

He’s fallen in a hole and is screaming the entire way down.

Just concepts of a plan.

FFS sake this👇

Stacey Abrams>Kamala Harris. AOC>Kamala Harris Shit, even Buttigieg and Klobuchar made better candidates.

Turns out, Iran is surprisingly good at trolling the Orange Atrocity. 🇮🇷 vs 🍊💩 Check it out their work here:

The 🐓💩🍊🤡 starting another imperialist war of choice.

I do wish Medhi Hassan and Zorhan Mamdani had birth-right citizenship so they could run for president and vp. The fear they’d strike with their debating would make the debates amazing to watch.

🔥 WASHINGTON COUNTY DAD: “How would you like your kid talked to like that? I’m astonished… if he still has a job I’ll raise enough💰to get rid of all of you… you nationally embarrassed us, and you don’t have the backbone to walk off.” Keith Ervin was censured, not ousted.

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

Kamala Harris needs to take note of the lesson learned when Biden refused to step down. The old party leadership has demonstrated they cannot win; they simply don’t know how. Let us elect someone with newer and better ideas about how to win elections.

Correct

We’ve come full circle today. The Epstein Files are being used to distract from the failing war.

BREAKING: A shot of The 🐓💩🍊🤡’s ankles:

These toddlers have concepts of a plan and isn’t that enough?!

Senile Satan, war criminal: “If Iran doesn’t open the Strait of Hormuz by Wednesday, I’ll be forced to give them another two weeks. Praise be to Allah.’”

Tried my best to push NSPM-7 into the public discourse. Not sure how much success I had lol

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