it's some real bullshit that we will do studies on when people are sleeping too much and not feeling rested, but if your problem is that you can't sleep or you need to sleep at the wrong times, well the problem is just YOU because there's no treatment for being awake bye bitch suffer eternally

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

The Internet led to an explosion of a massive array of voices who had been locked out by traditional corporate gatekeeping, whereas Ai is like ‘we’re going to program an algorithm to steal your soul, take your job, make a handful of rich people even richer, and turn Earth into Venus’ rocketship yayy

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"we fired everyone who knows how to staunch bleeding and we're not training anyone new, oh and btw it's because fuel costs are too high thanks to our stupid war of choice" is a bit on the nose for a dying empire

no wonder it was dismissed with prejudice. disbarrment when?

is it normal for a mid life crisis to manifest as a growing certainty that i'm worthless and doomed so should just stop trying and failing at things already?

my psychiatrist: i think you need to take a break from job hunting me: ...do i get to take a break from money being required to exist? the answer is no, but she's not wrong in that the constant silence/rejection is driving me to new lows of worthlessness

this is a masterpiece

thinking about pivoting to being a god-tier AI hater on linkedin

This is Spencer. He asked to see a pic of the situationship you've been telling him about. Thinks maybe it's time to focus on yourself. 13/10 (IG: ourboyspencer)

The degree to which my respect for someone instantly drops when they admit to using ChatGPT is frankly astounding

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse

i really don't understand how FROM hasn't won way more awards

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Testing a new mirror trick

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

“It looks like you’re thinking about pasta sauce, but it’s too expensive. Would you like a coupon for that?”

lol, lmao even

you’re in her DMs. I’m in the middle of an assisted suicide documentary marathon, we are not the same

gwen does fantastic work as usual on some of the 401,000 trans people who’ve had to flee hostile territory in their own country in the past 18 months.

i'm so excited that i got another eisner nomination and especially i'm excited this time because it's for my fiction as opposed to autobio!! it feels much more meaningful to me haha. i worked SO HARD on hello sunshine, and i've daydreamed about getting a nomination for it for years now 😭❤️‍🔥

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the slop machine people trying to profit off dead pets is somehow even weirder than the (extremely disrespectful and widely opposed) chatbot models of deceased celebrities. who is this shit FOR?!

the clickbait worked but tbf, is the lede really buried when it was immediately my guess as to why those two things are in the same sentence? it was click-to-confirm-bait. the lede's not buried, it's just had some dirt and leaves blow over it.

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

don't mind me, just sharing my favorite unassuming nerd professor talking about cemetery bees for whoever else would benefit from seeing it.

The ‘poor sales means only 173 of the stainless steel pickup trucks will actually need to be recalled ‘ is both perfect, accurate and excellent snark

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possibly the worst kind of employer to make this statement, as servers don't even earn minimum wage...

if i had to read this sentence so do you

suicidality level: stopping again when an asshole honks at me the second a light changes even though i've already released the brake, and refusing to move until they stop fucking honking maybe i'll get murdered! :D

unfortunately the rich assholes in charge would prefer us dead, so literally all the data in the world on this sort of thing doesn't actually matter. it would be nice if it did. this is probably how and why i'm going to die, too.

Once again, Congress is failing to do its job. Stop the bombing overseas & start looking out for working families here at home. Pass a War Powers Resolution now. (2/2)

i don't even know what to try anymore this is the longest stretch of rejection and failure i've dealt with since 2009 except back then i had still had familial support but those people are dead now giving up sounds nice

“AI in schools” is going great

on the off chance anyone alone tonight in sunset park wants baked goods or from scratch ice cream sundaes we're set up in the back room at minnie's on 4th do i even know anyone else in brooklyn on here i don't think so but swing by once i'm drunk and hopeless i might be giving shit away for free

...trump literally just built a golden idol of himself meshach shadrach and abednego helped rule babylon and make it go but when the king* built an idol they just wouldn't bow (and that meant trouble) * nebuchadnezzar, not trump so no, the president does not understand what the bible teaches

this is one of the jolliest, most benevolent paparazzi photos I have ever seen in my life - Spielberg somehow just emanating pure concentrated good vibes

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i did make some delicious and decently aesthetic treats! just... gotta figure out how to not let them go to waste, at the least.

i was overly optimistic about this market. i made eight different things things and have only sold... 4 cherry cheesecake brownies, 4 hojicha brownies, 1 lemon cardamom soufflé, and 1 bag of chai snickerdoodles. definitely losing money again. oh well. 🫤

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