Zohran says you’re trans now

A joy to be writing for the @texasobserver.org again!

it’s cal raleigh/josh allen double feature night in america

I'm in the Sunday blogging chair over at @defector.com today. First up, a quick summation of playoff baseball torturing its fans. defector.com/the-season-o...

13th inning

13th inning, the game is on in the living room i am listening to it from my bedroom i cannot be in the same room

7th inning —> 12th inning

Intentional walks are such bullshit

I’m re-reading @dirtbagqueer.rocks’s ONE OF THE BOYS to prep for this month’s Out of Your League Book Club and it’s so good. It makes me emotional the whole time 😭

that’s the best football game i will ever see. it’s the best josh allen has ever played. i am so emotionally drained i don’t even know what to do with myself

Does Keon Coleman want to be the father of my first born child

KEON HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT

YOU JUST GOT SCORED ON BY JOSH ALLEN

No publishing people follow me on Bluesky (besides @thejordache.bsky.social hi Jordan) but speaking into existence that i would really love an HBCU marching band YA please

Rick Riordan!! Liked a book!!!! That I edited !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is cool :)

guy who tries to do a Zohran style campaign in Houston but he has to walk on the part of Westheimer where it's 4 lanes both ways

I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far

politics can't be the only thing that depress me. i need sports to make me the worst version of myself too

oh cool the council of unelected perverts passed down more horrors

the audiobook edition of ONE OF THE BOYS is OUT NOW!!! i am beyond honored to have the lovely and incomparable Jen Richards (@smartassjen.bsky.social) read my little book😭 please pick it up if you, like me, love reading books with your ears!!! libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

we have our second winner of the ONE OF THE BOYS giveaway! congratulations to @sarahmilner.bsky.social and bonus points to her for doing it at midnight after a weekend tour of new england DSA chapters

@dirtbagqueer.rocks idk how to thank you enough for writing this book. I played HS, college and went to 2 NFL combines trying to outrun gender dysphoria and make something of myself as a kicker before I found my “Finland”. 1/4

STICKERS HAVE ARRIVED if you’d like me to send you one, please show me 1) a receipt from the ONE OF THE BOYS book drive (squishthe.fish), 2) a library request for the book, or 3) a donation to a queer or trans charity. i’ve got 100 of each and would love to mail them to you!

TODAY HAS GOTTEN STRANGER against all odds??? ONE OF THE BOYS is a new york times YA bestseller????????

OMG!!!!! @dirtbagqueer.rocks's ONE OF THE BOYS is an Indie Bestseller!!!!!! Huge congrats to Victoria and her fearless team at @levinequerido.bsky.social for bringing this story into the world and coordinating a brilliant campaign to get this book into the hands of queer kids across the USA!

when you're mean to me on here just know that you're being mean to a National Bestselling Author. you worm

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

hey guys! now that we're almost a week into ONE OF THE BOYS's release, it's time for me to plug The Great ONE OF THE BOYS Book Drive once again. if you liked the book and want to get it in the hands of queer kids, please go to squishthe.fish! here's a list of all the participating stores!

being born in 1998 rules. you occupy a generational superposition; if the zoomers are being cringe you can put on your millennial hat, if the millennials are being cringe you can put on your gen Z hat

CARL APPROVED

Would be an excellent weekend to send some love to Trans Mainers and help MaineTransNet and Trans Youth Equality distribute copies of ONE OF THE BOYS across the state! www.printbookstore.com/wishlist/1253

lace em boys girls and kickers of other genders, siobhan is doing something very funny

Get in sluts we’re going to the bookstore

🚨TODAY IS THE DAY🚨 my debut novel, ONE OF THE BOYS - about football, transition, and how much it sucks to be 17 - is OUT wherever books are sold! "A standout first work, setting a high bar for the blooming subgenre of queer sports fiction." - Booklist⭐ BUY NOW: victoria.monster/#straightcashhomie

Make Victoria's day better by adding books she's going to have to sign

welcome, OHIO, to The Great ONE OF THE BOYS Book Drive! Downbound Books is on the board, supporting Transform Cincy!!! downboundbooks.com/gift-registr... for the full list of (11!) participating stores and more information: squishthe.fish

the great lakes republic now controls the holy see. we wait only on pritzker to take up the sword

seattle is now a part of The Great ONE OF THE BOYS Book Drive! welcome QUEEN ANNE BOOK COMPANY, supporting Lambert House and Camp Ten Trees! qabookco.com/wishlist/hij... that's ten whole stores now! for all links + more info on the drive, go to squishthe.fish!

Many people are saying that the only way to solve the male loneliness epidemic is ONE OF THE BOYS selling a million copies.

this is so true. if a young man in your life is struggling, considering ordering them a copy of my debut novel, ONE OF THE BOYS, which releases on may 13th

with great respect to the other shows i've done during my ONE OF THE BOYS press tour, i'm most proud of this one. if you wanna hear me go long on special teams, what it was like to write A Football Story in the 2020s, and also the book itself - *including a short reading* - check it out!

[DJ khaled voice] anotha one QUAIL RIDGE BOOKS in Raleigh NC has joined the ONE OF THE BOYS book drive! www.quailridgebooks.com/lgbt-book-dr... That's 9 indie bookstores across the country now! for more info on the book drive + all relevant links: squishthe.fish

NEW STORE ADDED TO THE BOOK DRIVE! california is on the board with Chaucer's Books, benefitting the Santa Barbara Transgender Advocacy Network!!! chaucersbooks.com/book/9781646... For more info about the book drive and links to all participating stores: squishthe.fish