Women used to use their hat pins to stab men who were harassing them on the subway in New York. The legislature made this a crime before they made harassment a crime. So i don’t think women liked men a whole lot better back then. If you want a woman to like you and you are a man, don’t be a scrub.

Mary Shelly lost her virginity on her mom's grave, facilitated a lesbian wedding, and carried her dead husband’s heart around in a bag, so, yeah, I agree, let’s return to traditional values.

there is no “Hollywood” anymore, only private equity and billionaires

worth a read ... and more generally @theverge.com is one of the few outlets I decided it's worth subscribing to. Two thumbs up.

AI isn’t leaving me behind quickly enough for my liking.

The Dem candidate who vows to smash this monopoly gets my vote. apnews.com/article/warn...

Wunmi Mosaku in Vogue 📷 Annie Leibovitz

Every time I read a headline that says, “[That fucking guy] wants _____” I do not CARE what this orange menace wants. I hate this timeline.

The U.S. has alway been, in poli sci terms, a benevolent hegemon. (And yes I know what the problems are with that.) but what Trump and Hegseth etc want is hard imperialism with no multilateralism.

I know we’re not supposed to like the Iranian social media teen meme army seeing us for what we’ve told them we are on the Internet but I like to think this kind of thing is really just them reaching out and saying we don’t like this either and know you’ll appreciate the hilarity

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

There's no other way to say it: This AP-NORC poll is atrocious for Trump. – Overall: 33-67 – Immigration: 40-59 – Iran: 32-67 – Economy: 30-70 – Cost of living: 23(!)-76 37% of Republicans disapprove of his handling of the economy, 47% disapprove on cost of living. apnorc.org/projects/few...

This is important and shocking news from NYT. And it doesn’t mention the DRC third-country deportation program has already begun. ICE sent 15 immigrants from Latin American countries there five days ago. gillianbrockell.com/breaking-ice...

Virginians will head to the polls Tuesday to approve or reject a closely watched constitutional amendment that could reshape the state’s congressional map ahead of the 2026 elections. ohiocapitaljournal.com/briefs/10-qu...

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

Saying "Department of War" in public without shriveling into a curled millipede hugging themselves in the fetal position due to embarrassment is a red flag

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Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

This piece is incredibly important. Read the whole thing.

Rockland County, NY, gave a $77 million data center tax break to JP Morgan Chase to create exactly one job. On a dollars-per-job basis it appears to be the costliest subsidy in U.S. history, possibly even a world record nysfocus.com/2026/04/20/d...

Lemme get this straight… I bought things from overseas. I had to pay tariffs directly to companies like DHL before my items were delivered. And they get the refund, not me? Ridiculous.

Lol good luck

Girl, that hat

GOOD

nurse matt from st denis medical should have a guest cameo on the pitt as nurse matt

I am a firm believer in manifesting this. Saying “no one will be held accountable and nothing will change” helps no one and nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=oBD1... Russell Vought and the death Regime love to scream fraud so they can cancel WIC for mother’s and babies, energy assistance, and anything else that helps people. This doesn’t even cover the part where Vought claims everyone who’s lost healthcare is an illegal alien.

Roses are red I like to sin

Billy saw blossom for the first time today 🐍 👀

"In the crescendo of orgasm I have sometimes been known to shout out the incumbent Pope's name" I have been back on the apps literally one minute. This is from the second profile I have looked at since reactivating. I am doomed

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed. We must get rid of Palantir altogether. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

No one wants an unsolicited d*ck pic. This has always been true.

Lmao

I ... It hurts, fam. I am hurt by the way people have devalued themselves. :(

If this actually happens, it may rank as the single most corrupt act in the history of American politics. I cannot believe this is even under discussion.

“Thank you!” 😐

I miss having a functional SEC. I really do.

It’s so weird when members of the WSJ edititorial board remembers that they’re on the WSJ editorial board.

The convicted felon, rapist, and pedo Trump actually said that if Powell didn’t resign, he’d have to fire him and he hated to be controversial! Really? Attacking the Pope isn’t controversial? An illegal war isn’t? Being a pedophile isn’t? Duct tape his mouth! #Voices4Victory #DV1 #Pinks #SheShed

@darthbluesky.bsky.social have you seen this breed of horse before

Before allegations against Eric Swalwell surfaced in the media, they gained momentum online after a network of accusers came together to share stories of alleged assault by the California Democrat. n.pr/429B1zF

Ah yes, the red hippo and the white

I love this horse so much

My partner (a MAN!) and I look super straight, but guess what? I’m bisexual and FULL OF CHAOS.

I learned today that April is International Black Women's History Month.