As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

We really can’t understate the psychic toll of knowing that the United States government is trying to kill as many people as possible

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Sums up America in 2025 pretty well I’d say

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

This is actually demonic.

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October 2024: How bad could it get? Dems need to learn a lesson! August 2025: Do you think the occupying military will send me to Alligator Alcatraz because I made a mean post about Big Balls stealing PII from every American citizen thanks to DOGE, or is that the salmonella poisoning talking?

Let’s keep encouraging Gavin Newsom to go after the republicans. Maybe it’ll give the homeless a reprieve from his attention.

"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time

For the cheap seats, there is NO ONE more obsessed with genitals than a transphobe and any accusation of deviance is coming from a person who's made their entire personality being the dick police!

At this point it's a nothing burger because they will be so doctored and unreliable that they may as well keep it at this point. Y'all really think they are gonna release anything that implicates him!?!? WAKE UP

"Aren't you going to defend your position on this?" A: Fuck You, and 2: Pay me.

YOU are not actually the most important person during an ongoing genocide. YOU live in the country that is co-facilitating that genocide. Please fucking BE SERIOUS. Just so fucking self-centered.

Whew. A good reminder cause I feel SALTY

I don't even wanna be fucking nice anymore. Look where niceness has gotten us.

Have you noticed not a SINGLE elected person has offered any HELP to ANY constituents who were FIRED en masse from the federal government? I haven’t seen a SINGLE ad campaign about how essential immigrants are. Not a SINGLE suggestion for how to prepare for loss of health insurance. NO HELP AT ALL.

If the leaders aren’t leading make them do something else. Fire them all.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Periodic reminder that America is in the consolidation phase of a totalitarian fascist regime. We only have one another and we must protect one another. the systems of fascist consolidation are far outstripping democratic societies ability to counter them.

We have to get comfortable telling people they’ve been acting like suckers and the things they believe are cultivated for suckers. Radical honesty.

Widespread magical thinking is going to get us all killed

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

Not to be heartless but I remember this particular activist shouting about how we survived 4 years of Trump so we shouldn't vote for Kamala. I wonder how he's doing now.

"Brazil’s Supreme Court orders house arrest for ex-President Jair Bolsonaro" What a beautiful day! One mass murderer down, who is next?

Did you know that 100% of the people who confuse causation and correlation eventually end up dead?

My eyes are bleeding

I wish we had just elected the Black lady. I really do.

It's so heartbreaking. I want to invite my family to visit. But I know that I literally can't because WHO THE FUCK has FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS to put down!?!? I hate this country so much

Arguably the single greatest invention in human history is getting nuked because a dude who bathes in whale placenta saw a facebook video once

It's a good thing Epstein is dead so he can't become President.

It just didn't have to be this way. We knew what would happen if he won. And what we knew would happen. Is happening.

Watching the way universities and corporate media (and any other institutions) have rolled over at the first breath of foul wind just shows that they were already rotten husks skating by on inertia. Time for something better.

To those who clutch pearls and howl in indignation at the calls to defund the police, to whom we give billions of dollars and who are armed better than troops in many armies, I have one word for you. Just one: Uvalde.

Also you know it's conservative propaganda when the ass is THAT flat.

It's gonna be two jobs in America. Working at one of the camps or being held in one of the camps.

I'm not mad. I have my own career that I'm proud of. I'm just fascinated at her utter lack of skill and how that seems to just.... Not matter.

There's this girl in the poetry scene who consistently books shows despite being, without exaggeration, terrible at poetry. She never writes anything down. Just gets on the mic and rambles for minutes on end. It's wild to watch and even wilder to watch her career just.... Flourish.

He literally cheated an election i'm losing my mind. And the patriot act resulted in the largest loss of rights in US history.

Thought for the Day: When you openly rig elections by redrawing maps, you're openly admitting that you can't win unless you cheat.

I lost a bunch of weight after I took my IUD out and I'm PISSED. If my ass gets any smaller I'm going to Crash. Out.

Personally I think her "good genes" have made her look a bit... Rodent like in the face. Personally.

I get more “family tree is a shrub” vibes. Especially combined with her speech pattern.

Personally I think her "good genes" have made her look a bit... Rodent like in the face. Personally.

Whether it's conservatives assassinating State Senators in Minnesota or liberals refusing to sell Alan Dershowitz pierogis in Martha's Vineyard, both sides have taken incivility to an extreme.

Sometimes I think of how only two generations of us were even allowed to attend these settler colonial ass universities in tiny, awkward handfuls, and how even that was too much

Toni Morrison isn’t just the best of our best in writing fiction, she’s also a god level communicator on emotional processes.

I came in 2nd out of 10 in my fourth poetry slam!