I Hope These Aren't HORNETS

No One Said This Was Ham.

Surprise Motherfucker! That wasn't HUMMUS! (gluten free. probably)

Maybe it's CORN?

Fuck Off It's Mayonnaise! (You'll Deny These Eggs.)

Maybe you can believe it's not butter, but You Thought This Was Yogurt!

#ranma #theamazingdigitalcircus #akanetendo

if you raise the water temperature slowly enough, Jesus won't even bother to walk on it

My guy runs 🔥. I'm shivering under my blankets and he's spread out like a sun worshipper on a Sunny beach. And Yes, he does share the bed.

hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper

SPLOOT

Look at this duck I met today 🥰🥰 🪶

I hope you don't mind but you're sharing space in my mind with this youtu.be/fqkdT_DnUn4

Felinus cattus illustrating matter state transition to fuzzy liquid as a result of cuddles and scritchies #tortie

The Internet never disappoints me

Sleepy girl.

I am fascinated by tubeworms and take ridiculous quantities of photos of them. These seasonally appropriate Christmas tree worms retract into their tubes quickly at the slightest disturbance so it's good practice to hover motionless while getting the shot. 🦑 #scuba #diving #oceans #coralreef

Anyone notice that Speaker Johnson subtly dismissed Congress today so that they won't be in session on Friday? Hmmm, anything big set to happen on Friday that might upset people?

Dianthus December 18th 2025

Mushrooms thriving on these wet days. #Photography #Mushrooms #PortlandJapaneseGarden 📷🐸🐌

I love that my feed is filled with Magic/Pokémon cards, and cute people uwu

how do i make the banner be the people with the smallest following, that's where the real farting happens. smash that follow all button

Looking around for more weird birds in my backyard to entertain the masses: fuck it here’s a pigeon with a fancy hat

Osteospermum January 4th 2024

congratulations to everyone with their new questions but all these were very obvious

Primrose January 31st 2024

it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind

Cassie would like to remind everyone that she's cute #tortie #tortiesofbluesky

scorecard stand, route 1 mini golf, saugus, massachusetts, 1984

she's resting 🫶🏻

Traffic jam or bunt cake? Friday mayhem #cats #hedgewatch

A giant clam the size of a small clam

Mine #CatsNoirFriday selfie just for my beauteous babies. Love & hugs to you all ❄️💙❄️

Cloud of spores released by this Otidea bufonia - Toad's Ear by blowing on it. #fungi #mycology #mushrooms #Conservation #biodiversity #ecology #natureconnection #citizenscience #spores #ascomycetes #toadsear #coalspoil #coalspoilhabitat #coaltip

Back on the graveyard shift, a group of Earthtongues (Geoglossum fallax) alongside a pair of Silky Pinkgills (Entoloma sericeum) - both part of the CHEGD group of fungi symbolising healthy grassland ecosystems.

Nyaaaaaaa

Can talk, too busy 🥫 posting.

I guess it's chibi, gameboy, pixelart metroid time again. 4 colors 160x144px

mya MYAAAA mymyamya? o_o *sqwark* Myaaaaa! ^_^ *sqwark* mya mya mya -_- *sqwark*

Lichenomphalia umbellifera is a rare (in the lichen world) mushroom producing fungus that’s also a lichen. Newfoundlan, Canada. Mushrooms are about 2cm high. #fungi #lichen #mushroom #fungifriends

Throwback Thursday unboxed #corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky

HYPNOTIC INFINITY PORTAL

my idiot friends are obsessed with baubles, whereas I, the financial wiz of the group am heavily invested in trinkets

my pokemon is trying to steal my pokemon

Watercolour painting of Meg for Fluffy Fursday! #cats #catsofbluesky #fluffyfursday #petportraits #watercolours #painting

It happened to me