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I woke up to Uni staring at me like this :3

I can be the ship and its sailors

This is the one that got me recently

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

Truckers, are you ready? The Illinois DLC for American Truck Simulator releases on May 14th! 🇺🇸 From the towering skyline of Chicago to the highways that carry freight across the Midwest, we can't wait for you to hit the road 🚛💨 Watch the trailer: blog.scssoft.com/2026/04/illi...

I will post this as many times as I need to

The demo release is coming up fast ahhhhhHHHHHAHISDHaoishd0a8sd~ If you want your name in the demo credits, the cutoff date is May 5 for Patreon subs! You'll also get early access to the demo May 12 holy fuuu

You ever think about how the Mafia boss in The Rocketeer has higher ethical standards than everyone who attended the WHCD

Sly Cooper! 💙 Still wish his movie didn't get canceled, 😑 #slycooper #slycooperfanart #playstation #ps2game #fanart #illustration #digitalart #videogame #videogamecharacter #2D #2Dart #2Dartist #cartoon #cartoonart #cartoonstyle #stylized #stylizedart #stylizedartwork

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Just wanna say for the record my relationship with NATO is strong as shit NATO and I have sleepovers and stay up way too late and we're tired all day Sunday but it was worth it 'cause we had so much fun at the sleepover and whatnot love you NATO.

If we are mutuals you should totally like message me or respond to this. I would like to talk to you all more! I dont bite. I may stomp, but not bite~

How is everyone doin this Friday?

So many of you ❤️😈😈😈

Uni came to me! He fell asleep so peacefully

They are different sizes, but they’re best friends

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

I hope everyone is doing well! I am still trying to be active on here and failing lol. Time ti keep trying!

"Do i look that desperate for money?"

Heehee, 🤭. Imagine.

They are so, SO desperate for people to resub. PLEASE don't resub your Nitro everyone. Props if you aren't already subbed, props if you were subbed and you unsub right now. NOTHING changes unless a company FEARS for their bottom line. Feel free to use Discord still, but don't give them a penny. 💖

Uni gets big sometimes…

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live" Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine. Pay attention to them. Might be important. Just might be. "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" www.instagram.com/reel/DW412NV...

Mom… why… ?

happy confederate surrender day to all

“The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” www.cnbc.com/2026/04/08/s...

All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..

Uni loves being petted here

Buddy, if America EVER gets through this...

I don’t care how bad this site gets; I’m not going back to Twitter.

A war thunder session led to this feat. @nightrising.bsky.social

If this doesn't happen in the movies, I don't want nothing anymore. www.patreon.com/posts/cant-l...

Christmas gift art for @majobunny.bsky.social, featuring her design for Elias Acorn! #Eliasacorn #archiesonic

they should be squirrels- like ACORN!!!!! SQUIRREL!!!!!! IT JUST MAKES SENSE,,, , [ #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #sonicart #sonic #sallyacorn #eliasacorn ]

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Blep!

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

I LOOOVE MY WIFE

Every once in a while, I still think about this scene from the King of the Hill reboot, which was fantastic. And that comes from someone who grew up with the show. "It's nice to be nice." Such a simple and effective message.

thai food is no joke

Hmm… who is this?

Too comfy… can't move