Tmw I buy a single card booster pack:

You know someone is large when just a single spoken word is a force of nature 💦

Hey did you know that being really really really really huge is pretty cool? Well now you do 😎

The spooky boys are here~ 🎃

Two Sentence Horror: "I sure hope no one sits on me", I saids to myself late at night. "Too late", said the bigsitsdownguy ready for sitting on me.

Where did I leave that miniature city I could've sworn I left it somewhere around here- *crunch* -oops... *seinfeld bass*

Post yourself being loomy Okay be honest, does this moderately upscale metropolitan area make my butt look fat?

MMM WHATCHA SAY ...no really you're too small and I can't hear your voice down there.

Vero if the sonic dial was cranked up to MAX.

Feeling the steps of your towering boss walking past your section of cubicles...a vast shadow falling overhead as a massive hand casually plucks you up from your cubicle and drops you down into a back pocket on their pants. Each step bouncing that wall of a rump as he saunters back to his office.

It's International Ass Day and what better way to celebrate than with four flavors of B O O T Y 🍑🍑🍑🍑

"You'll win yer case eazy or my name ain't Sal Eaze!" Made a theme song for Sal, a prosecutor's gotta have a proper one after all~

Tmw you're so big just blinking is a seismic event 👁️🏙️

Finally got around to watching Rumble. Super generic story but I can very much appreciate a film that is 80% giant step camera shakes 💦

There's no escaping a descending news anchor... 🍑

Sal: "So, I heard yous was the key witness in the upcomin' trial, sure wud be a shame if yous was to say something-" He leaned his leather shoe against the roof of the panicked micro's house, the frame loudly creaking as a bounce of his rump shook the streetlights. "-damagin' about my client..."

It was a bit nerve-racking meeting in person for the first time, especially once the "sky" lifted away and a horizon filling face was peering down at the terrarium on their desk. Suddenly those texts about how tall they were made a lot more sense...

What happens if a massive sheriff jerboa is paired with a sleazy lawyer hyena, towering over even the tallest of skyscrapers? Well, this is the end result. That city might not last long, I can assure you~ Art by @djermengandre.bsky.social, featuring @bigandbowtied.bsky.social’s Sal Eaze!

When you're gigantic and late to work, it quickly becomes the entire city's problem... Featuring @dudenahuel.bsky.social's character Roy.

Character idea for a guy in a mundane office job with little regard for his many micro coworkers...let's just say the micros don't get much work done.

Hanging out with someone: 👍 Climbing someone like a boss from Shadow of the Colossus: 👍👍💦💦

When thick lads collide~ 🍑🍑

Hmm...considering doing some adoptables with some new character designs I've had floating around. 🤔

Sal: "So yer da lawyer I'm going up against? Better speak up den, pipsqueak~"

It's not easy fighting crime when you're several dozen stories tall and can bounce everything on a street just from a shake of my hips... I mean, I was gonna do that anyway even before any crime happened, but still ✨️

A slightly late b-day gift for @bigandbowtied.bsky.social ✨ Just Red Velvet of the Cake Quakes using his entire 'arsenal' to put a stop to an in-progress bank robbery~ 🐺🍑✨ ... he definitely didn't start doing this initially because their getaway car was parked in a no-park zone <w<;

Staring at a vast wall of leather, knowing it was just the bottom platform of a single dress shoe...straining to look up and see the full scale of the coworker sitting in their chair and typing away at their keyboard... And knowing what a long climb it will be to get them to sign that paperwork...

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, you're all sweethearts <3

Another year older today 🎉

Loooove the move of a giant peeling the roof back to peer inside a building Whether it's to tease, curiosity, or just to find that specific tiny person, it always hits 💦

After tallying the numbers, it looks like the growth drive left our boy Sal here at a modestly mammoth 171,738,562,297,856' tall! Safe to say, space isn't going to be quite the same now that Sal is filling it~

Closing up the growth drive! Brace for the impending Sal massiveness 🔥

Ever wanted to see Sal absolutely massive? Well now you can! Gonna leave this running for 24 hours and draw Sal's final size at the end~

Don't mind me, just getting comfy on the couch~ ✨

Gotta Pink Fast

I need to do more with Herb...it's been a hot minute since he's thrown his weight around... 🤔

When you need a lift across town, @appledectomy.bsky.social's got you covered with his own unique "ride".

New fit for the new year 🌹

A happy trans pride to you all! <3 🏳️‍⚧️

The only perk about the announced Mario Galaxy Movie is that we HOPEFULLY will get to see gigantic Bowser like how he was in Mario Galaxy 2 🤞

Sun's up, buns up 🍑🏙

Start your day off right Pet a pink today

A wolf at the window 🪷

Mixed sized workplaces are a favorite setting of mine. There's so much fun potential Like hanging out on a ledge in the breakroom when a gigantic coworker thunders past on their way to grab their lunch from the fridge Or having to ride trams to get around the office while others can simply walk

👇👇👇 BIGGER 👆👆👆

Hm...more little pests on the couch again?

Hey Nice size you've got there 👉😎👉

Don't mind me, just getting comfy on the couch~ ✨

Tried my hand at making a pursuit/cornered style track inspired by my recent ace attorney pic. Because as we all know, every good finger point needs an accompanying theme song. 👉

Local pink celebrates National Bow Tie Day 🎀