Slightly late, but thought I'd sketch something quick for valentines Let it never be said that this massive nerd of a bun don't got at least a little game~ 🐰 ✨

✨🩷Happy Pink Hearts Day🩷✨

Punishing myself with Helldivers Cyberstan on Super Helldive is just torture Everyone you matchmake with will die 14 times before even getting past the walls

The fact that screws aren’t all fool-proof threaded in a way where they won’t start unless they’re aligned properly shows that humanity deserves to die in obscurity Also every manufacturer that says “they don’t need spare screws” can die

Worked out for the first time in a few weeks last night and man my chest is HURTIN today Good

And also my ass is fat and my paws are big and soft Original art by @hackfurs.com

“Rating penalty was waived due to the departure of another player” Okay cool “-150” :( So is that a bug in Nightreign or like, do we need to have words with the translation team Waived means not-applied, not halved or reduced

Dying because you’re counting your reps and you get to 6-7 And it’s so funny you crush your skull

Forgot about the nuka-girl outfit in FO4 and got damn man, you're wearing the hell out of that...

Checked my map and saw something so funny I drove into the Potomac

I need to piss so bad but l know they’re gonna do a drug screening after this appointment

Finally in to see my doctor tomorrow so they can confirm that I’m real And that I’m uninsured And charge me $1,000 for a 5 minute visit And then proceed to refuse to change any of my prescriptions ever

Occasionally thinking “I know you can read my mind” To throw the psychics off a little

Well...?

I’ll squash you, like a bug I’ll kiss you, like a bug I’ll bug you, like a bug

I’ll be real I’m pretty sure like 70% of the breakthrough cancer news is just not real The one story regarding pancreatic cancer in rats got traction and others just followed the model of “-country- successfully runs trial -cure- for -disease-“ What an annoying time to be alive

Move.

Some nightreign again Weapon-Bequeathed Harmonia (stupid name) The fight has good music and loads of aura But mechanically it’s just “get grabbed from off screen as tall women teleport behind you”

Quickly reached down to stop my phone from falling Smashed my finger Look at the finger “huh where did 80% of my fingernail go…”

Unlikely allies decimate a city. Who could have THOUGHT 🐈🐕 Featuring Legacy and @rorystarr.bsky.social!

I am so NOT looking forward to NFC I’m not going, and after going to my first con last year Knowing that’s going on and being stuck home will just have me MISERABLE

I appreciate when you can see how fat someone’s ass is from above That’s cool

Hey boys~

Bought up a TON of “about to expire in a couple days” donuts My mission is very simple

“It cost $12 how was I supposed to know it would actually shrink you? This instruction guide sucks I have no idea how to fix you. The ‘reverse’ page just says ‘lol’.”

"Fee Fi Fo Fum, I spies a teeny fox on da run~" ~~~ Something I drew of @bigandbowtied.bsky.social 's yeen Sal from his beanstalk giant AU Love how soft (and big) I got him to look in this -//-👍✨

There is nothing worthwhile to be gleamed from the social media platform that’s just a bunch of AI bots talking to each other It’s like teaching parrots to talk, and then locking them in a room to see if they have any good ideas Genuinely dumb in a way that’s hard to forgive

This is so performative Both of you do the same thing, be one button

Seen in the wild

The only rough part of being on the short and lean side of things is even if I look somewhat fit, I weigh only 150lbs So I can be picked up pretty easily I can pick myself up

need a place to keep yourself warm? here's an idea... *SLAM*! A big thank you to the wonderful Teri @terito.bsky.social for this c0mm..!~ #Terito #TranceDM #butt #lucario #facesitting

Hey! That's not a nice way to treat a "First Contact"! Ft. @tealgale.bsky.social

cw: crush I keep on misplacing the real one, I'm sure he's around somewhere... ft. @natfox.bsky.social

I give fallout 4 more lenience than most because I think it can be fun But the armor system and enemy scaling is wretched Why is it that 80 armor is functionally the same as 2000 How can I have 1880 armor and still see my health get CHUNKED by enemies? What does that number even mean?

Gonna have to fully play terraria for the first time because of the lizard

The best (according to himself) prosecutor in the biz now has a proper ref sheet.

🖌️Exploring some new things with just a bit of macro as a treat. Art by @vaeifpx.gay who did an amazing job of it.

Since re-enrolling in college a few years ago, the number of projects I’ve worked on has dropped MASSIVELY I don’t get to practice anything so all the fundamental shit is just slipping away every day they pile on more So so so fed up, and disappointed with so so many choices

I wanna get a female Sprisk variant that’s pink and blue Sprisk is like “really playing into the whole gender color association thing huh?” And pink Sprisk is like “bro stfu I can’t stand you.”

Ask for it “the Sprisk way” And they’ll give you a pump of anti-freeze no extra charge 😎

Late night snack 🥕🐰

Really cool fight in Cult of the Lamb’s new DLC And I can’t ramble on about it to anyone Why must I suffer so

Winter storm wah❄️

What a FREAK

I like how when it snows everyone suddenly decides they need 3 weeks of supplies Even though the roads will be clear and salted after 1 hour

So what’re you actually gonna do if I just never grow you back? What CAN you do?

The idea of naming stuff after people in regards to computers should have ended with Alan Turing Because they named 2 things after him and they’re not actually functionally related at all but share a name because of their inventor The naming conventions surrounding comp sci are garbage

Got confused about an appointment and rescheduled it thinking I had missed it Everything is so inconvenient all the time on purpose

My posts will go back to normal (not existing) after I see my doctor and get my prescription refilled Love driving almost 3 hours round trip just so my doctor can prove I’m not abusing the baby medicine I’m prescribed

Elden Ring might have been my fav RPG ever if it wasn’t a fromsoft game I know “if it wasn’t Fromsoft it wouldn’t be elden ring” but… I haaate Fromsoft RPGs man… I hate talking to 40 NPCs that just stand still and then resting to reset the world state so their quest moves on all for nothing