I get so into talking about Elder Scrolls lore sometimes And there’s no one for me to harass with it 😔 So I just talk out loud

I got an inner ear issue going on and let me say, standing up from bed and feeling like you’re actually upside down is CRAZY

Still playing cyberpunk a lot Low int V has some really fun interactions with Johnny V: “Looks like.. some kinda box” (about old cyberdeck) J: “You’re a fucking box”

Something pretty hot about being bound by big chains and muzzled and kept in a max security underground facility and monitored 24 hours a day

Some of you are jacked and smart and funny and friendly and nice and cool and it pisses me off But I really want to be your friend

Saw myself on my front door cam Decided I’m gonna take bulk more seriously I’m buying all the peanut butter, oats, bananas, fruit juices I’m gonna DRINK more calories than I would normally eat in a day Bigger boy

I don’t remember what possessed me to jump from cybersec back into software But I’m bugged daily by the choice I made constantly

I need to do more balance/flexibility training Sometimes when I’m standing still I start to fall over

At home trying to flip the remote and catch it without fumbling

Looking back over the shoulder with eyes half-closed is the hottest look you can have

Hey can anyone tell me Why core-focused workouts hurt so much more than all of the other exercises? Is it my hernia? what’s the flipping freak

*swallow* *tingle* “Nonononono don’t do this to me nonono”

a quick @sprisky.bsky.social that had opinions on my size a few days ago

Is a man not entitled to the sperm of his balls Welcome, to Fapture

Every time I’m doing skullcrushers and counting aloud when I get to 6…7… I laugh a little and one day I’ll drop the weight on my head and die instantly

Macro sheep, that doesn’t need a shepherd He has swallowed wolves before In self defense, apparently

Can you do diet Pilk or is the sugar part of it

Nothing makes me more stressed out than seeing Questions: 42 Time allotted: 120 minutes Almost 3 minutes per question??? What the fuck

Don’t cry because it’s over Cry because it’s about to happen again

My 3 kobolds Shadrach Meshach Abednego I like to throw them into open flames (they are fireproof)

I go between saying I’m a dragon or kobold whenever it’s convenient to be one over the other. But I like giving the occasional reminder that CANONICALLY Sprisk is both :) And if I’m ever so lucky to have a fursuit someday, it’s gotta have the right blend of vibes…

The “Fair Size Act” which required all micros be supplied with a size altering device to ward off large threats has backfired massively, due to the poorly outlined definition of a “valid threat to someone of small stature” The power dynamic has flipped entirely

Labor is a really weird thing Because if you eliminate the physical toll it takes, there’s a huge amount of people who would engage with it for fun People love repetitive tasks, and incremental progress They just don’t like getting melanoma after being in the corn field all day

balls, my

Voices of the Void is a game where I play it and I’m like “I’m so stressed I don’t have time for anything I’m constantly on the back foot I’m starving and the ATV needs a new battery oh my god now coordinate towers are down UGH” Then the next day “Kinda wanna play some VotV”

Post for an audience of one But also sometimes, make a post about how fat and heavy your ass is

You dont have the new state of the art bio-diesel they’ve been rolling out? Too new for our pumps. You’ve gotta go to the city for that. That’s a problem. The LED lights up when my fuel is low. Neat tech, isn’t it? Too bad it’s no good if I can’t get the hydrocarbons I’m looking for.

I love size stuff with the classics, potions and ray guns But I also really like more strange ones “Oh you opened some cursed box, now everyone in a 5 mile radius has had their size and location changed”

HELP I ACTUALLY SHRUNK IM IN YOUR ROOM “Oh right. Totally.~” NO I MEAN IT IM NOT ROLEPLAYING HELP ME “Oh I’ll help, just as soon as I take these socks off, and these pants.~” YOUR SOCK ALMOST CRUSHED ME PLEASE IM SERIOUS “Wow you’re really in a mood huh?” (And then they got squished)

Reminding you about this Baxter fella The sort of nerd who lets shrunken subjects escape confinement, find a way to grow back, all to reveal they’ve just escaped being nano sized in a micro lab And they’re still very much contained. 🎨 @/bigandbowtied.bsky.social

Need more size labs that aren’t JUST shrunken people That’s great, but how about some shrunken cars Shrunken land masses Shrunken household objects Shrunken houses

I cannot stand living with people sometimes Why is your ass always in the kitchen from 9pm to 2am? I just want water without a conversation with someone 4 drinks deep, go anywhere else

I am still 350 away so please anything helps me out big time

The stable 0.9 release of VoTV rules btw Its a lot more work, more stressful, but feels more sure of itself now if that makes sense Like theres a strong sense of style present now that really adds to the atmosphere There’s really no other game that scratches that itch the same

I still Really like @/lunarcoilzone.bsky.social’s model A lot

First Micro May YCH!! (i'll do something paw focused next week |3) Base price is $60, or $45 if you get me as a micro (but this is only open to mutuals) Expression changes and alts are possible if we discuss em :3 Hmu if interested!! Taking 4 slots! These are *not* FCSM

The shrinking virus that only affects People over 5’10”

Insane TMI Like the first time in ages I’ve got over 24 hours without doing the deed I don’t have super powers, but I am feral

I’ll stop :) Unimpressed by the rideable soap bar, and your “big house”

🐐

Gonna just be these for a little bit, settle in…

I took 1,000,000,000 more pictures in vr today I really like his smug face :) Plus posing in vr, infinitely faster and easier than blender

I really like@/lunarcoilzone.bsky.social's model

Alco and Ralsei having a time, with a little interloper that Ralsei is definitely aware of and Alco… might be? Alco @/lunarcoilzone.bsky.social Ralsei @/cryptiacurves.bsky.social

He gets so petty (and big) when he’s not invited to things… More big goat, plus fast layers experiment, because of @/orionspaceracc.bsky.social :)

Dude where are your clothes wtf You’re in mixed (size) company… More goat posting, same model credits apply :)

Smug bitch having fun with the updated OSC scaler stuff Ralsei model is by CryptiaCurves

I am torn between protective instincts, not in a white knight way just want people to feel safe And Being surrounded by friends that can only get horny if they feel unsafe

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in I say, as I place a room temperature Diet Pepsi in the fridge

[Unaware Micro Shrinking] #felsspellart Really should've pivoted to trying someone else by now but, uhhh, 28th time's the charm??? hahaha Help????????