“What’re you gonna do, shrink me?” -shrunken fool

I feel like I got wishing willow’d today There is another dude in my head and he HATES my ass

I didn’t realize cookie clicker was like that, bro At +10 prestige and thinking “maybe ascend now?” That’s apparently the most pathetic number of all time

To be unaware of social norms must be a blessing Because I know when I’m supposed to say something but I just can’t make sounds come out And I’m screaming in my head “TELL THEM ‘HAVE A GOOD DAY’, SAY ANYTHING, DONT JUST WALK AWAY WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING NOOO”

I can’t ask “who are you?” anymore without immediately hitting the Adam Smasher “Who the FUCK are YOU??”

Getting something from a drive-thru on a food holiday is a humiliation ritual

What is a kobold (said like Andrew Ryan)

Blowing someone/jerking them off while sitting on their face YESSIREE

Since @yesthisisgoocat.bsky.social made me want to try and make a macro alt where this blue little marble is about to enter this hole... growing so big that the planet is but a toy...

How does a person just get away from their life I don’t wanna shout into the void, even though that’s what I’m doing here My home situation has NEVER been great but the windows of calm are getting more brief and it’s just making me sick thinking about being here

Big Nitro ass to get lost into~

Micro stepped on Goes to Heaven Gets stepped on by angels

I need help badly. I have had some donations from some kind people, but more bills have landed. I have medications I have to pay for out of pocket as well, along with a $600 car payment. Please please help if you can. #HelpSky #MABoost #FundSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2024 #TBNC #MADboost 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

Falco showing Fox the joys of size play. Check out the full version at my Patreon: www.patreon.com/CosmDevil/po...

Alco isnt exactly good at sneaking, but they at least look good doing it... Comm by @doeswhatever.bsky.social

Tomorrow I’m gonna be fully rested for the first time in days And I’m either gonna lock in and actually do stuff Or I’m gonna try Jersey Mike’s for the first time They opened up like a block from my house this year where an old blood lab used to be :)

Might drive 30 minutes for really good desserts But what is the real food I should eat tomorrow… Doing a STEW today, being decently good

Even when it’s not by much, it’s becoming entirely too frequent an occurrence for me to be the oldest or second oldest person in a group You don’t get it I’m supposed to be a naive youth… I’m baby… I’m not cut out to be the elder…

Feels like a super rare spot anymore Haven’t seen a turtle in over a decade (I put them back in the yard after the photo-op on the deck chair have no fear)

bunnyposting 156: full moon out tonight don't worry, you're too small to easily notice 🎨: @sizabledanger.hyper.wang

Shrinking virus that affects… dragons?? The kobolds are immune and taking care of them :)

I am sitting on your lap Not negotiable Size is irrelevant

Whenever @sprisky.bsky.social brings out the loud rolly floor demon, it falls on @talidraws.bsky.social and I to valiantly fight back against such a wicked foe.

Charles Richter reminding everyone beneath him why the scale exists. 🍑🌆

Ghosted work to play games with friends yesterday and drink a lot and I think in the long run that may be one of the better choices in my life Today, buying a big pizza because I’m so hungry it’s insane

Whenever Lucky says he's going to do a 'little' something, whether it's an experiment, lab work, hanging out... or ESPECIALLY a 'little' exercise, it's best to lower your expectations of what to expect- to below his ankle height?! (Just ask @sphinxbuster.bsky.social's Tauv!) 🐶💦🐾⚡⏬ Alts 👇!

Someone say Titan? Hello...?

Good ol @kyrmbat.bsky.social getting his besties to "help" with the moving

Skunks are really cute I have dabbled in the mephitidae lifestyle As a hybrid creeture (🎨 @/bigandbowtied.bsky.social) And also I have this skunk guy you wouldn’t recognize because I’ve failed to use him… Just wanted to talk about skunks briefly, thanks :) kisses you hard

God only knows wtf I was TRYING to find here

Dangling a micro freak and eyeing them up and down “You’re kinda hung for a bug…”

I know it would never live up to my imagination, but I love the idea of the dark age from the Destiny universe Modern Destiny feels like “oh guardians get raised and they’re heroic by nature” But there was a time where you just had roaming immortal super-powered bastards everywhere, “warlords”

My contribution for #makeaterriblecomicday2026

Completely botched a social interaction the worst I ever have *run some plyers down to someone* “Needle nose guy, appreciate it. You an electrician?” Said jokingly, from someone who knows me. Me “nah I just have them in my car.” Walking away it hit me he was not serious fuuuck I’m so STUPID

We should separate the concept of whimsy from the idea of “cringe” You wonder why McDonald’s is a brutalist slab now? Because you were embarrassed to eat next to a silly clown, and afraid of wearing colorful clothes Maturity and “things that make you smile” don’t have to be mutually exclusive

The Alchemist

Bet it feels good as fuck to hip-check a building over

I’ve got these sedatives I’ll rarely take because they KNOCK your ass out and they also just prevent nausea, anxiety, etc Rarely take them because they also keep you sedated for like a whole day It’s not restful sleep you wake up like you just got out of surgery

Hey fellas my armpits smell different to me today, can you verify? Don’t make it weird

I’m a yearning world champion but I compete in the “puts up walls so the yearning is purely internal and secret” bracket There is nothing going on outside but inside I am a wellspring of desires…

I hate English until I crack open “word of the day” and realize theres a word for like everything Like when part of a game/movie is dragging on being boring? Can call that “longueur” Or usually it’s plural so like “the game isn’t without it’s longueurs” Pronounced “Lawn-GUR” Like “longer” :)

I think character limits for social media are a good thing actually Not from a “data storage” perspective just that it forces people to try and be concise The other hellscape platform is full of 3 paragraph long posts all starting with “do you understand what just happened to ___?” So terrible

Walking through a scientist/wizard/other friend’s home that’s loaded with portals to unknown places Enclosed miniature model cities that almost seem TOO real… Just casually causing untold damage by being curious and clumsy

I wish magic was real, bro Not like “fireball, lightning bolt” magic I mean the full set of utility magic No I’m not trying to cast reduce person on you don’t be dumb and stop running away

Destiny deserved to die for making me track down every fucking prismatic fragment one by one Yeah I don’t like build crafting, I like wasting hours of my time unlocking the pieces Building Lego isn’t the fun part, finding them at the store IS Fuuuck you

I’ll use the right pronouns because I’m not a savage But I think Jax deserves worse than what she got TBQH

The perils of being "asked" to top your giganitc, tipsy and horny roommate...

Getting a 20 piece with Big Mac sauce at 10pm Maybe the best choice anyone has ever made

Squish you Squash you

GUYS they game me a beer after my liquor ran out at work Based