cw: micro and ASS Was talking with @sprisky.bsky.social about how hot 'indifferent' macros are... not really playing into the dominant or teasy tropes and just more of being a PRICK... and it inspired me to draw a lil before i went to bed last night ahe..,,,

I got to work-out today after like 5 days of having my schedule messed with and man… I kinda get it I’ve said for a long time “no one actually likes working out you like the idea of it” But I was pretty hyped afterwards… Still sucks mid-set but once it’s over…

Happy Holidays! Brace yourselves for some holly jolly hugeness~

@kyrmbat.bsky.social is someone you can trust to tie mistletoe and NOT holly around his tail So the kissing is legitimate

I hired this kobold to stare at you but he took the money and left town

I really like the clip of Arnold talking about making money He’s like “they say making the first million is the hardest, so start with the second million” And the hosts are like “riiight” putting their hands on their chins like absolute clowns The entire concept of finances was a mistake

When I decided to take a gig as a micro mall Santa for some extra Christmas funds, the last thing I expected was for a sizeable @kyrmbat.bsky.social to come along with some rather hefty demands <w<;; ~~~ Thanks for the idea 👈🦊👈✨

With this stuff AND a Cintiq on my desk, I’ve not got almost $1,000 of junk ON TOP of the desk So I really need to get to drawing and doing audio jazz, or else…

Doing anything in SQL feels like navigating a minefield Moreso than any other language to me (recency bias is NOT real) Like the order of expressions is so important, and some things can just be excluded inexplicably, and there’s best practice rules that… ADD complexity? Don’t ask me to name 1

Ever see a fat pair of cheeks and just really wish they were smothering you? Like, face so deep that no light reaches, just the feeling of warmth around your head and a flexing hole against your lips in the dark of that ass valley? Just... thinking out loud, yknow?

Looks like this little fox was NOT tiny enough. Hopefully he can still breathe under Lucky's giant (tiny) ass. Thank you to both parties for letting me make an audio for this already amazing animation! Animation by: @talidraws.bsky.social Lucky: @arfventurer.bsky.social Dubbed by: Wubbie

If you’ve ever wondered if Sprisk is a kobold or a dragon, wonder no more. He is on a sliding scale; and the larger he is, the more kobold. Dragon Sprisk can still be large but only to a point, beyond which he gets progressively more kobold.

If I can get someone to help me land some audio stuff I’ll reward EVERYONE with something that no one asked for I’ll read a short story or something :) It’ll be great, or you’ll hate it a lot, depends on how GRATING you find my voice :3

Okay, I might have found the treats you were hiding, is it obvious?

I know it’s not easy but I promise if you keep eye contact in mind, and make sure to occasionally make it with people as you talk to them you’ll feel better Shows you’re attentive, and it also allows you to see they’re attentive too And emotions are MUCH clearer when you’re staring into the eyes

Xbox controller retired today The last 2 I’ve used have just given up the ghost after a while Plus my mouse acting up, the PC flickering power to peripherals I may just have a technocurse on me

thank @computermouse.bsky.social for this. I told em they should see if the portal can span the size of a city next.

Here are the lucky folks!!! Thank you for all the lovely submissions <3

so because you all said so, i am inflicting my superbia brainrot upon you

Tonight is the last night I have to get this figured out. I have $50 of the $500 I need Please share or help if you can.

I am nearly -$500 in my account and I need help immediately. I'm sorry for needing help while I'm awaiting disability. Please spread the word and help if you can, this is dire. Ko-fi: www.ko-fi.com/kampferwolf PayPal: www.paypal.me/KampferWolf Cashapp: www.cash.app/$KampferWolf #mutualaid #helpsky

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Just sayin… If I can snag that mic and the audio interface, there’s schemes to be done :) And if you don’t help I’ll use my 3 curses on you

This Christmas I’ve really got 3 fairly expensive things I’m pining after… Been a while since I’ve really had anything to ask for (like in a Christmas capacity) If you’d like me to be indebted to you forever maybe you could… consider getting one of those things 👉👈 Here’s Beau’s ass for engagement

I take zinc supplements to support my immune health You take zinc to cum buckets We are not the same (you’re worse)

What the hell are you staring at??

If comp sci majors weren’t so fucking lazy / obsessed with automation we’d have infinite jobs just moving data between tables The math majors BLEW IT

I’m always on the side of “don’t say anything extra inflammatory online because it’s not worth it just to vent or clarify that you’re good and not bad However There is a list of people who simply should have never been born And it’s a LONG ass list, I’m talking people who died centuries ago too

Exasperated sigh from man who is liquid for more than the GDP of several developed nations and has not paid taxes for 20 years “Yeah I read a lot of emails… and I travel, I barely sleep 7 hours a night it’s so hard for me, and my chef doesn’t travel with me half the time, just imagine that…”

Whenever I can smell someone’s cologne from across the room I get hit back to back with thoughts “You smell nice” And then “How bad did you smell before you left the house to justify that much masking”

Asriel, god of hyper-... hyper

Is there a name for when 3000 people collectively think that they can go to the market at 12:30pm on a Monday because “who does their shopping at noon on Monday” And then because everyone thought they’d be getting away with something you end up in the most packed store of all time?

Santa - dragon Elves - many kobolds

@nightrising.bsky.social and @jkualien.bsky.social bumping into each other, what is this a crossover episode?

Crashing out in star citizen as I spend 4,000 on fuel to travel looking for anyone to buy my ship salvage trash Meanwhile someone in chat just e-begged successfully for 20 million dollars

WISHLIST THREAD Let's spread some cheer! Post your wish list(s) below! If you do, perhaps peruse the list of a stranger and get something for someone you don't know! Lots of people are having a hard time right now, so let's spread joy! Post away and happy holidays! Art by @hornyori.bsky.social

Can any of you wonderful people tell me what kind of setup I should seek out for REALLY NICE mic audio quality? Just like the digital tablet, I’m always looking to spend money on artistic pursuits that I will abandon Such as using my silly voice for things…

The hat crushed my skull the entire shift, you should pity me And give me something Like… $58,000? 👉👈

pov you said you can handle it

Can a homosexual make you a drink? Also could you tip him $58,000?

Explode

How to tell it's a giant mart's birthday? The abundance of mart cake of course! 🍑👀💦 ...what do you means he's always this thicc?! ~~~ A very happy birthday to @burlayz.bsky.social 🎉

Cold indifference makes me so horny I can’t walk

Sometimes you’ve gotta stare at someone 300x your size someone leering down at you someone who cannot stand you and say to yourself “would”

Happy Give Your Kobold A Kiss On The Forehead Day to those who celebrate.

Micro in my shoe hit the “un-stuck(DEBUG)” button like a quitter

The longer you present as a micro or just normal The more people will go nuts when they see you FLIP THINGS and suddenly the cute little guy’s showing off his goods for all to see

Im sure many of you relate, but I figure it worth stating I’m down horrendous for @spec-tacular98.bsky.social They’re great :)

What is that thing

I haven’t sprayed cool whip directly in my mouth in years And I just did and I felt like a junkie relapsing