*Shoots you with the hope beam* *Attacks you with the not-engaging-in ragebait spell* *Casts the “I shall continue my improvement Journey this year” hex on you* *Summons “Restful sleep” arcane field over you*

EoO

What to do when the dog isn't having a drink and dissasociating on the weekends? Books of course! Art books! Finally ordered the ones I've been dying to tackle Animation's back on the table! ✍️

Your sona could use humanoid hands, feet and cool FINGERNAILS

First week of warmups has been chosen and the applicants contacted! If you didnt recieve a message and are wondering if you should reapply next week, dont worry! you dont have to! I am keeping all past and new applications and shall pick 5 more next Monday! So keep an eye on your DMs! Thanks! 🙌

Will be picking the first week of slots today and contacting the chosen ones! I plan to take 5 per week! Every Sunday/Monday I'll pick 5 more! Cheers!

Dog has made a fun decision, Starting today! For the next 100 days, I am aiming for sobriety! I'm entering a serious cut to be in top shape towards the summer, so I could do without the extra calories and bloating of the booze for a bit I won't be perfect at it, but Ill try! Wish me luck! 🍺🚫🐕

Go Seahawks!

Yeah thats a top 3 superbowl halftime for sure Good one benito 🍺✨

Foobaw! 🍺🏈🐕

Bears

Oh youre fat? Bet *loudly makes out with your belly button*

Alone at the gym sniffing my pits ou yea

Skunks

This just made me feel like I love you all FUCK you will all have a GREAT YEAR god DAMN

Dog is tired and is gonna take a big nap You all have many attempts at life, the universe wont keep track, if you are alive, you’re in the game! Keep going, I am rooting for you, this is your chance, and the next one is also yours, time is your friend! Give it your best shot! Bark bark I sleep..

No filters no biases If this dog would be very rich and all powerful... Id say bark! (Ya'll have a dignified livinghood and the resources to give your dreams many tries until youre satisfied!) then i shall take a big dog nap, letting your taxes to build many dog parks... good night

The dog is TIPSY Ask me anything!

Fat dudes rise UP

You can take the dog out the fight, but you can't take the fight out the dog

The dog is craving Tequila…

Macro Smelly Twinks

The gig is UP!~ NEW COMIC PAGE UP🍻 Get early access to it and MORE sizey things @ patreon.com/SizableDanger

Looking forward to their ten year 💕🍰 CW: #AV, #Musk, #Noncon, #Micro

⚡NEW WARM UP SKETCHES COMMS OPEN! ⚡ This month I'll be focusing on bigger comms and projects! I usually warmup first before work, so if you're interested in a sketchy piece head to this form to apply, all relevant info will be there! ➡️ forms.gle/EqwGVVJGozbz... ⬅️ Cheers! 🍻

"PENALTY : OFF SIZE" #10 🍻 A view like that can make anyone feel small! Previous Page: bsky.app/profile/siza...

I usually do a Macro March pic every year, with an inspiring artist as the macro (Like with Bui and Nitro) and with it looming closer, now i wanna do more than just that perhaps do something with a theme... hmm....

Was my birthday today, wished that 08's butthole would plant a sloppy kiss on my forehead for each year. I know its a very common wish but felt like sharing.

Whoever planted mint bushes on my local park trail thanks the scent got me wagging

⚡NEW WARM UP SKETCHES COMMS OPEN! ⚡ This month I'll be focusing on bigger comms and projects! I usually warmup first before work, so if you're interested in a sketchy piece head to this form to apply, all relevant info will be there! ➡️ forms.gle/EqwGVVJGozbz... ⬅️ Cheers! 🍻

"PENALTY : OFF SIZE" #9 🍻 Higher surface means better signal, right? Previous Page: bsky.app/profile/siza...

Making my way through the first batch of Hades 2 comms I took a while ago! Kratos, God of Strength for @rexpecs.bsky.social

The gig is UP!~ NEW COMIC PAGE UP🍻 Get early access to it and MORE sizey things @ patreon.com/SizableDanger

I love eggs Shout out to all the eggs Delicious and full of yummy protein

Not doggity dog feeling it today chief

🎶Porque mañana yo no sé qué va a pasar Me siento triste, pero se me va a pasar, je Mi vida está cabrona, ey! Yo no me quiero casar La-la-la, la-la, la-la🎵

What the FUCK do yo mean I napped like 7 hours after my workout HOW NOW I GOTTA STAY UP TO UNFUCK THIS RAAAAAAAAAH

God I fucking love Bad Bunny so much

(WIP) Atlas just making sure those pits smell "Earthy" fresh~

Imps...

hooorny (at night)

Horny niight! Shoot me with your hottest macro/micro scenarios and may pick some faves to doodle!

Whats your favorite sketch ive posted that youd like to see cleaned up and rendered? Curious!

If you’re destroying a town why not do it with a smile 😊 Comm for @lylepaws.bsky.social 🐾

God DAMN am I pent up today

First Racha Comic! (5/5) 🦨🌶️

IRL macro mooood

First Racha Comic! (4/5) 🦨🌶️

First Racha Comic! (3/5) 🦨🌶️

Hey, get fatter