Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

I'm a high net worth individual (worth 47 nets)

THEY FREAKING DID IT

shorty holbert texaco, springfield, missouri, 1979

Incredible

Less firin', more hirin', Less Wall Street, more Main Street, Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs, Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms, Less shootouts, more cookouts, Less hypocrisy, more democracy. - Gospel of George and Whatnot

Maria said

“…to the hard of hearing you shout, and for the almost-blind you draw large and startling figures.” — Flannery O’Connor

I’m sure Trump will handle this well.

Easter is here.

The shopping list included luxury items like $6.9 million for lobster tail, $15.1 million in ribeye steak, and $2 million for Alaskan king crab, as well as musical instruments ($21,750 for a custom handmade Japanese flute), ice cream machines ($124,000), and sushi prep tables ($26,000).

hmm

This one still fuckin kills me

the trump administration is selling this country wholesale to rapacious, extractive industries that will destroy our collective resources for private profit morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

💀💀💀

He lied. He is, in fact, a role model.

Elizabeth Banks

He’s your problem now, circus.

this new tape i bought is PERFECT for ducts

Those are my dudes. LFG 🇺🇸

Crazy crazy story. Times of Israel reporter ( English language Israeli news site ) gets escalating death threats to change story that’s at center of big polymarket bet. www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-try...

Hartenstein's between the legs drop pass to McCain and Shai's reaction it

A hero. May he rest in grace.

SGA. MVP. LEGEND.

Wilson preaches postmillennialism (not dispensational premillennialism of Armageddon-rapture theology). Wilson & Hegseth aren't hoping to blow up the world but control it (as I've explained: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wf8...). Influencers pushing false narratives to get clicks aren't helping. 3/3

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

‼️BREAKING: Alabama Governor Kay Ivey just commuted Sonny Burton's death sentence. Sonny will NOT be executed! Thank you to everyone who fought for Sonny's life. Your petition signatures, your calls, your emails, and your social media posts all contributed to this win. whnt.com/news/gov-ive...

It just keeps going and it just keeps getting funnier.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

SGA CALLS GAME

This rules.

I just signed a @uscedp.bsky.social petition: Gov. Ivey: Please Grant Clemency to Charles "Sonny" Burton Who Faces Execution Despite Not Having Killed Anyone. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/go...

💥 No president in the modern era has ordered more military strikes against as many different countries as Donald Trump. He's attacked 7 nations, three of which had never been targeted by U.S. military strikes. He authorized more individual air strikes in 2025 than Biden did in four years.

Trump re: everything he ever said

Tyler does a great job summing up why I believe being a pacifist is my only choice as a Christ follower. Check it out.

My tweet from February 26, 2021:

badly tangled up in a big harp. worried nobody's going to come into this room and find me for a long time. how often do people play big harps. doesn't seem like very often. what if they find me and i'm just bones on the floor. would look like i got smashed to bits by a harp. kind of a neat outcome

Somehow there's always enough money for war

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

"Fascism is being afraid. Fascism is fear bossing you. Fascism is worse than all these things, & fascism is closer to you than I can make you see. I’m trying to wake you up to tell you that you’re sleeping with something ten times more dangerous than a poison-fang snake in your bed." —Woody Guthrie

“30 Rock is always relevant” strikes again.

at an event with Mahmoud Khalil and he just said America is a democracy “when it’s convenient” and …whew