This is such an important question, I drew up a map of all three. To recap, north of 29 is where you leave southern Wisconsin behind. North of 64 is where you leave dairy farms and enter lumber and maple country, and north of 8 is lawless, frozen hillbillies and cabin owners.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

I refused to sell product with no benefits even being pressured by my bosses because I'd turn into this puddle of warm Jell-O.

Perfect no notes

My lack of engagement is well earned.

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

A rainy 35F is colder than a snowy 15F.

Too many of my emails consist of companies I've done business with sending me checkout discount codes that won't give me the discount.

Hard pass on this from the Sexworld auction.

When Ken Jennings tells everyone at the start of Double Jeopardy that "this game's not over" it's getting harder & harder to be convincing.

Like this post to vote for Northeast Champion Minnesota!

Forbes had called the startup the next billion-dollar company.

Just imagine how incompetent but pliable the next ambitious weirdo will be.

Exactly

April Fools Day. A practice where we mock the few people left with the ability to trust.

You can F right off with April Fools.

"A public figure" AKA "a talent free Attention Whore"

OH THANK GOD

I have never heard of Hassan Piker. Pay me.

When I clicked on the link...

The Era of Good Feelings is about to end as the Sunday Morning news show posts start rolling in.

Human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach, as part of Saturday’s nationwide “No Kings” protests
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When I was last out there in 2022 it was really needed. This sounds like a great program.

If you haven't set up direct deposit for your Soros check yet, do it before the rally on your Obamaphone.

I have never heard of Bentley.

Me blocking someone.

The biggest collection of dorks always.

It's always good for a laugh when the cat, who's had a taste of Spring, lobbies to go outside & the moment I open the door the 32F, 15-25MPH wind hits her in the face & she recoils, trills & runs away in disgust.

This is how Minneapolitans talk about going to St Paul.

Being told in numerous emails this week that my SSN was found on the dark web. No evidence it's been used. I always have my credit frozen on the 3 bureaus so there's not much to do but wait, I guess. That's fun. Anyone have Big Balls cell?

TSA reportedly 'tipped off' ICE ahead of SFO detainment of mother and child www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti... Turns out TSA will be dipshits for free.

Window is open for inspection. #catsofblusky

When twitter was perceived as liberal it was a bubble and people should not take it seriously. But now that it's a cesspool of right-wing propaganda it's the Soul of America and the libs ignore it at their peril

Happy Nelson Briles Day to all that celebrate.

This has 1.4K RTs and 3.7K Likes, but the only thing here that bears any resemblance at all to the JCPOA is No. 6. 1, 4 & 5 were not addressed, and 2 & 3 were permitted. I doubt Iran will agree, which is why Obama focused on getting the most favorable terms on 2, 3 & 6. But this is just wrong.

This is why the "maybe ICE won't be so bad" takes are infuriating. You can't possibly be that stupid. I mean maybe you can be that stupid. Let's make it easy: They are sending ICE not because they have to, but because they want to. They could easily send the right people for the job.

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

I've seen a few posts saying they would rather see ICE at the airports than out in the streets & I really don't think it's an "either or" situation.

My large mutant son Snaxon just ordered a hamburger and chicken nuggets at La Tour d'Argent and the waiter shot him with a tranquilizer dart and sold him to the circus

I used to love when Southwest Air would publish their "Wanna get away" deals. I'd find a different place to go a couple of times a year. With them morphing into every other awful carrier I lost my enthusiasm. ICE at the airports makes it more ick.

I heard the sirens in the distance (turns out under a mile) yesterday during the 5am hour & they seemed to go on much longer than usual. I rarely notice but this one I did. This is so sad.

Got a few emails this week from credit checkers saying that some info of mine is on the dark web. I've been told to freeze the 3 credit bureau reports but I never unfreeze them so I feel like a slacker for doing nothing.

Someone found the dormant catnip.

Watching the end of the CH11 4:30 news waiting for Jeopardy yesterday & Nexstar wasted no time putting their ID on there.

I'm always reminded of the year after 41 Donut, she was on the Monday night pre game show reporting Dennis Green said they were only a couple of plays away from making it a competitive game. She said it with no hint of derision & the guys back in Bristol involuntarily burst out laughing.

Consolidation of the manufacturers, shipping & distribution networks means that none of them will take any real hit here. Just us.

Fantastic

Is UofM scheduling games with St. Thomas in the future?

I signed up for the Yahoo NCAA Mens Bracket Challenge & picked the 1st game in the 1st bracket & quit because I have no attention span.