it caught a mouse

mom paused on sam and gollum making out...

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

just give me a chance ms pac-man

when the holidays come around and my little routines are disrupted

I'll just leave these here

waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES

idiot eats her sandwich. oc.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

apex when they have to add a gun that ruins all the fun

reflections of the self

Grace/Freddie commission for @littlescribbs.bsky.social i've always loved drawing these two 🥹🥹🥹

Thank you Garfield.

my #goty is a box of moss

math textbook covers for some reason:

i still have some of these toys, dear god

i don't have the words to express how disgusting this is. fuck bob iger and anyone who helped approve this

Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage. frvr.com/blog/call-of...

the greatest game in the history of creation

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

i'm creating a new conspiracy theory: lesbians are created when lesbian bees make gay honey and when you eat it you become a lesbian

That face.

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

horse staring at an ant

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

FUCK penguins and their fruity suits

This is the future leftists want

okay it's been a while but this is genuinely one of the most shit butt movies ever conceived

i still stand by this

getting a $1 raise

#apexlegends #catalyst

I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag

Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...

i need to actually draw again, man

oc doodle

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

I painted Yoshi with a gun

Had to share this from twitter just because

first time playing cs

darksparks crumbs in 2025

OF COURSE MY POWER IS OUT ON NEW APEX UPDATE DAY