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Talk dirty to me, but do it like the swedish chef

I'm just an artist looking to connect & share my work! Hello new friends. 👋

There is alwaysssssssssss better. A better environment, a better career, better relationships, better friends, better everything. Never settle 🫶🏽✨

throwback to when this app didn’t even have a logo, just a general vibe

how about 11 seconds

Starting the day tired makes it twice difficult 😔

It's Wednesday but why not 🫶🏽

Hi guys, who has done any work with DynamoDB-toolbox V1 yet? I’m struggling a bit with the methods, the table and entity construction. Everything is new and documentation isn’t helping in anyway. I actually need help with this new setup and the methods

Hi guys, who has done any work with DynamoDB-toolbox V1 yet? I’m struggling a bit with the methods, the table and entity construction. Everything is new and documentation isn’t helping in anyway. I actually need help with this new setup and the methods

Did twitter just go off?

Damn

Blessings 🙏🏾

Waking up to a timeline full of Kafui’s skeets is refreshing. Good good vibes 🤌🏾

Everyone needs a Welly in their lives. Unfortunately for you lot, I have the best one yet 🤣

How’re you a physics nerd and just discovering how magnets work? How’s that?

My favourite account here is Kafui. 🤣

So you people everyday you fight over some issue on this platform?

This is even worse than the musician whose management hasn't responded to my queries and told me to "rush" them, but they'll get to me "eventually". I try to make room for people being busy but holy fuck I'm close to cussing someone out because of how unprofessional these people are.

I've got two invite codes for whoever needs them 😊

holy shit

Curious learning from today is that load from new user spikes is properly exponential. Not just n*log(n) like I kinda assumed. We were overprovisioned, but didn’t anticipate 10x load off only a <10% userbase growth.

Wow — welcome, all you new folks! 👋

Cdn traffic is up almost 10x from our load for the past week. Awesome.

If you're seeing only this post, where you expect to see a feed: My server is up, but the feed generator service is down or otherwise malfunctioning.

Interesting

*checks the date* 📅 ah yes Twitter

Rate Limited Exceeded Deez Nuts

If you want to use your domain as username

Fixed! Skeets take shorter time to post.

if this post goes out in less than 5 seconds I'm doing a shot

Fixed yet?

Since more people are here **BIPOC-Only Mutual Aid**: A lot of BIPOC in need haven’t gotten mutual aid in here as much as counterparts who get theirs completed quicker. Help folx out in need. Ty.

No way! now is the time to give every account including new sign ups at least 2 invite codes each while you work on the performance or capacity issues.

Hi @why.bsky.team @jay.bsky.team how many invites are you ready to spare to move the core of this Ghanaian social media community here?

I need these accounts from Gh twitter here Rondo Zubz Kabs Amanda Gambit Lester Afia blue Detective Marique 💀 Lester_O3 🤣 By next month this place go turn gh community

Lmao damn

any suggestions for fun 600 tweets for me to read tomorrow?

I’m specifically enjoying the lack of ads… only a matter of time

Yoel, you should be ending your ‘skeets’ with “I have spoken” 💀🤣

For anyone keeping track, this isn’t even the first time they’ve completely broken the site by bumbling around in the rate limiter. There’s a reason the limiter was one of the most locked down internal tools. Futzing around with rate limits is probably the easiest way to break Twitter.

This app desperately needs more Black people.

Our systems are currently experiencing some degraded performance as a result of record-high traffic. You may notice some slowness in-app as a result. Our team is working to resolve this issue. You can view our system performance status here: https://status.bsky.app/

I’ve just seen some 2 “abenkwan twitter” heavyweights doing some heavy branding on here. Someway o 💀

Heyyy i just sawwww🤣🤣🤣

Ouuuu there’s more: @tonte.bsky.social @priscilla-b.bsky.social