store brand guy
@storebrandguy.bsky.social
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hahaha you didn't know I was joking. how embarrassing for you that I'm not funny
over 2 years ago
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the bluesky devs need to apologize for not fixing my mental health issues
over 2 years ago
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oppenheimer was great cinema. it's a solid 4/5. for reference I also think the scarlett johansson and kate mckinnon comedy rough night is a solid 4/5
over 2 years ago
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bluesky keeps saying it "took down the account" with a racist slur in its handle. but from my understanding of how brains work, I'm pretty sure the account is still alive in our minds and I intend to exploit this for engagement
over 2 years ago
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how did everyone know this biopic was going to be good when nolan has only made movies for autists?
over 2 years ago
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playing bluesky in hard mode (pretending to be a cis white male)
over 2 years ago
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we're bullying that star raiser guy to distance ourselves from what he did like it's any different from what happens here everyday like it is right now with the bullying of the star raiser guy
over 2 years ago
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lots of people pretending like this joke is about that guy in particular and not about all of bluesky
over 2 years ago
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giving your friends bluesky invites. you don't see that anymore
over 2 years ago
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tough crowd
over 2 years ago
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anyone remember before the aveta era when I used to be adorable and send gm and gn messages?
over 2 years ago
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girls hate to see a girlboss winning
over 2 years ago
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well well well how the turntables
over 2 years ago
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in a few days you'll have a growing and learning experience when you have to pretend that you loved the movie oppenheimer. deal with it. it's called adulting
over 2 years ago
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aveta has done so much unpaid labor for this place block her before she does any more
over 2 years ago
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aveta is a beautiful name for a baby girl
over 2 years ago
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I feel like there should be an alternate way to deactivate my account and take a break from bluesky. it's awkward that I have to use the r-word to get a week off
over 2 years ago
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sending my dick pics to demographics representative of the general population
over 2 years ago
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you don't have to block anyone if they block you first
over 2 years ago
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live footage of col blocking me
over 2 years ago
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I was wondering how stupid people here are to not see right through aveta and to be boosting her posts and then realized I reposted eigen today because he made good points ๐
over 2 years ago
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prerat
over 2 years ago
as always, should you or any member of your tpot be caught or cancelled, the secret gc will disavow any knowledge of your posts
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over 2 years ago
i have great affection for bsky devs, i think this is a worthy project and im grateful to them for the kindness theyve showed us this is an open letter to them regarding what to do about Recent Complaints, offered in good faith and the spirit of friendship my advice: ้ปๆฎบ
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I'll continue to love the bsky team even if they did apologize because I know they couldn't possibly mean it
over 2 years ago
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I feel like the people harrassing the devs don't realize that today's statements about harrasment not being tolerated is about them
over 2 years ago
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this is the only app I use where every day I root for the devs to ask the users to go fuck ourselves
over 2 years ago
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type of guy who believes that all the comically bad hell thread bugs could have happened to anyone but that the slurs in display name bug is racism
over 2 years ago
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I would do a much better job than the bluesky developers if I was a developer and had 60 more IQ points than I do
over 2 years ago
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can you imagine if these people were actually paying to use this app?
over 2 years ago
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insane that I'm leaving behind moots like this on twitter for bluesky because I'm "excited about the tech" or whatever. it's like I don't even have a heart
over 2 years ago
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personally I expect a press conference every time we find a bug in this app
over 2 years ago
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top two things that excite bluesky users: strikes (people not working) distracting the devs (people not working)
over 2 years ago
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if a platform isn't explicitly and intentionally anti-racist (by foreseeing every possible exploit) that platform is racist (exactly as if they force every user to have the n-word be part of their password)
over 2 years ago
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very disappointed that the devs aren't omnipotent
over 2 years ago
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you say you don't understand the appeal yet you've watched it fifty times. curious
over 2 years ago
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was very disappointed in MI 7 for going anti-woke by replacing the female lead with someone younger but the actress playing grace is actually a year older. well played tom cruise you're a goddamn genius
over 2 years ago
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I think we can all agree that if anyone who challenges our assumptions arrives on this app we relentlessly bully them until they leave
over 2 years ago
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if more than two of us call a tpot guy hot he starts posting like a girl. some problems just solve themselves
over 2 years ago
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ricky
over 2 years ago
In chess the kings must stay โฅ1 square apart. This is to prevent them from exploring each otherโs bodies
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if meta's threads takes off and everyone leaves I can be world famous on bluesky again
over 2 years ago
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sorry losers. eating clean, working out and sleeping well actually feels good all the time
add a skeleton here at some point
over 2 years ago
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this guy is probably happier than most of the fat fucks making fun of his "torturous life"
over 2 years ago
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when centre-left obama shows up here he won't be bullied off the platform because he's a beloved celebrity
over 2 years ago
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who else misses letting people know you watch succession
over 2 years ago
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bsky users who've never had friends before get so adorably excited to bully anyone new who doesn't know the gang signs
over 2 years ago
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I honestly don't know how you make new friends as an adult without whispering sweet cancellable opinions in each others' ears
over 2 years ago
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there is literally no way for you to call me a racist slur because deep in my heart I know that whites are better - white liberals
over 2 years ago
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how many of your friends do you share your twitter blue account with?
over 2 years ago
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learning so much from bluesky. cracker isn't a slur because owning slaves is actually cool as hell
over 2 years ago
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if I reskeet you and you turn out to be a piece of shit it literally doesn't matter
over 2 years ago
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