this is now just an account about how much i get along with my parents. my daughter had a sleepover with them this weekend, and my parents looked after the kids for a few hours. they sent me home with a pot roast. i hope your families are well!

i think everyone here should pause for a moment and find gratitude for @jay.bsky.team and team for the opportunity to rage maenadically at authority figures who quite reasonably roll their eyes at your antics this is what true customer service means. this is peak ux did you even say thank you

wonder if i can post this here without getting banned

you could but isn't that a little heartless

i would like to announce that i have no opinion about the budget and i refuse to learn more

we need to talk about this bsky

colonialism is good for colonies because it increases their diversity

there are only five genders

he was so real for this

ive done some important research and discovered that the main difference between bsky and twitter is that bsky operates in feminine homosocial mode and twitter is dominated by the masculine read more on x dot com the everything app: x.com/eigenrobot/s...

i will not pull it, sam-i-am. i will not choose who dies by tram

i'd almost forgotten about this

there once was a fellow from prague in search of a ravishing pawg; however, tonight as none have swiped right he's stuck merely cranking his hog.

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

oh shit oh fuck hes on to us attention all tpot users. activate warplan CYBELE. awaken the sleepers

im just glad ppl remember me

considering posting here more often because my guess is that bsky is heavily selecting for neuroticism and so consequently its more likely that i'll be able to upset people in this space

i'm not the steppe nomad. i'm the nomad who stepped up.

currently our unhoused population is forced to live downtown, where they suffer from high crime rates, because those are the only walkable neighborhoods available to help them overcome this challenge we should give them cars so they can migrate to safe suburban areas

weekend idea: double feature

when people are trying to be rude to you online the easiest winning tactic is to be ceaselessly warm and polite to them when people are being sarcastic, to be earnest and to take them at their literal meaning rather than their tone

i am asking people to stop using the b-slur this is hurtful to all people whose parents were not married at the time of their birth, and to their families the preferred term is "natural child"

Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas

if your prone to scrupulosity i have something for you to ponder. little brain teaser for you here it is: byzantine generals problem but for communicating sexual consent figure it out

id be fascinated to see user demos for bsky v twitter. it feels like this site is much younger somehow

leftists get all the credit for being aesthetes but i cant think of a single left-wing world leader who was a painter

i wonder if he had something particular in mind i dont think he did, to be honest, which makes it that much more ominous it takes a lot for a canadian to write something like the last stanza. think about that

>be bsky >implement public and sharable mutelists >adopt arbitrary and impossibly vague policies around sensitive topics >kowtow to harassment mobs >non-insane ppl select out, insane ppl invite others somebody help me my platform is a hellscape whats the case for this becoming better?

"ontologically" means extra super-duper. going to the _extreme_. as you can probably guess from the pronunciation its a branch of philosophy (logos) that concerns itself with things that go "on too" far

"boyfriendless behavior" i mutter under my breathe as my nephew gets caught in the glue trap i set in the living room

back when aspergers was real they'd organize into teams and fight each other on irc

I'm telling my kids this was Arthur.

tpot stands for three kingdoms era part of tpot

choose your own status hierarchy

a mighty threat indeed. i was initially terrified that i may have overlooked some error in my otherwise blameless life, but then i wondered: what was in my interlocutor's history? who of us has truly sinned against god? reader, you will be astonished by what i found

good news everybody there's a spaceship hopelessly lodged in a space canal and it's blocking all the space traffic

if someone is making arguments against your character in bad faith the worst thing you can do is accept their framing of the matter. at that point your assassination is assured

memento mori (menacing)

i want a girl with a short skirt and a sniiiiiiiiiiiiiii

you say you're a homophobe, yet live in a home... interesting

using psyop with a hard 𝛙