how white moms look at you when you refuse their potato salad at the church potluck

euphoria season 3 should sell "I PAUSED SMUGGLING ECSTASY FOR THIS" tshirts as merch

mom found the shi li fang loyalty card

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i made 10 billion dollar on bandcamp friday! im rich!

they should dismember me for sport

Did You Know That Israeli Wi-Fi Is Watching You Via TikTok Seafood Boil? by Lana Del Rey

SWAMP IZZO

straight up "對號ing it" right now. and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. my 入座

inviting my friends to a boyfriend boil

soft-shelled boyfriend

that is not a beautiful butch that is the one straight guy in your drama course

low-key manic as hell rn happy new year yall where do i get gummies on rural england where the plugs at here ohhb my godd

in the wonderful future of 2025 you can choose to use shit website, piss website or vomit website, and they all steal your data! what amazing freedom of choice we have!

nothing more threatening than someone sitting down at your lunch table and bringing out a just a tupperware with two raw eggs in it

i can't tell if this person on the metro is a 20 something college guy or a beautiful older butch lesbian

sometimes when I'm bored I dip my boyfriend in Permian-Triassic Extinction Event and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuck

yer bird doesn't strip the tracking data from her spotify links

polish people will carry a baby in them for 9 months just to name it Zbigniew

death to the northern hemisphere

chile has to choose between Son of a Nazi Officer and Woman... choose wisely...

chile is the best country on earth and the united states wishes it was as good as chile

if any of u see me in almaty, kazakhstan, haiiii >w<

if u ever see me in the US uhhhhhh

when i pull up to chicago/NYC/philly/LA it's over for you bitches

if any of you see me in montreal mind your damn business

jeanette jara save me!

thinking about the time i saw a monk barefoot on the metro

This is my 100% Original Deltarune OC Christin

i hope that stupid purple bird that i made up gets turned into mulch