My biggest weakness is homemade brownies omfg

I will forever be a tighty whities apologist

I took the whole week off and I think it’s the best decision I’ve ever made omg

gn 🌙✨

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I’m so tired of this heat omfg I crave the fall weather plz

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I’m by the pool drinking margs 😭❤️✨ just what I needed after this week

it’s a hanes kind of day

I love this little bastard so much 🥺

Furthest I’ve been: N: Berlin, Germany E: Also Berlin lol S: Belmopan, Belize W: Flagstaff, Arizona

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Lazy Sunday 😴

new haircut ✂️

It makes me so sad that there are so many people that don’t know the existence of yellow watermelons 😭😭😭😭 I’ve had to tell a bunch of my friends recently that they actually are real lolol

I’m so glad I took off work today omfg 😵

swimmin’ time ☀️

I hope this email freaks you the fuck out

Why not 🤷‍♂️

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I have traveled over 2500 miles in the past week and still have to drive across most of Texas tomorrow 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Didn’t realize how much I needed to be out in nature until I got here 🥲 it’s been a muuuuuuuch needed break omg

only one more day then I’m off for the next week 🥳

After this hell week and the multiple IT issues I’ve had, I don’t ever want to look at a computer screen ever again 😵

I love this time of year bc all my desert roses are getting so pretty 🥺🌸

hate that I just found out that the cameras my apartment complex has facing the parking lot are ✨fake✨after 2 years of living here 🙃

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I’m going to yellowstone next month with all of my siblings (theres 5 of us + all of their kids) and I’m excited but not looking forward to the 20+ hr drive from Texas to Wyoming 🥲🥲🥲🥲

omfg I hate google earth so much

spring is my favorite season 🪴✨

I’m the only one in office today 🙃

last day of ren faire 🧚✨

nothing pains me more than visiting friends who have houses & backyards and they do NOTHING with landscaping or gardening 😭

Monday.

powers restored ✂️✨

picnic at the park 🌳✨

got an email from my apt saying they will be painting/pressure washing my building and now have to move all my plants that we just got settled in and planted 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Another day full of horrors I guess

made some pasta and brownies 🫃

another day, another car selfie (also in dire need of a haircut)

Living here would fix me

I am so sunburnt omfg and I did not sleep well at all bc of it 🙃😭

It’s almost speedo season ✨

found out I got a raise and had an excellent review at work 👏

feeling good today✨

me moments before making my sim’s life an absolute nightmare

been working on whooping crane data all week and I can’t stop thinking about this king of the hill episode lmao

it’s almost spring