rise and shine 🌞

Happy Monday ☀️

the best lazy day fit ✅

Kinda need to be picked up by a man with big arms and thrown off the balcony

My first adenium bloom of the season 🥺

All cleaned up ✂️✨

what I wouldn’t give to be on spring break booting up zoo tycoon 2 rn

I saw a golden cheeked warbler for the first time today and It flew away before I could get a picture 😭

I think it’s so funny that my younger brother is almost a carbon copy of me but he’s so so so straight lol it’s like having a case study of how I wouldve been as a straight jock in high school. It’s fascinating lmao

oomf always on about trade this trade that, how about we trade between our nations on sid meier’s civilization vii

just realized that building new cat-tunnel systems for her to play in is the broke millennial version of building a tree house for my kids

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I’m about to go to war with the squirrels if they don’t stop digging up my cacti 😤😤😤

All trimmed up 👨🏻

hiii

ren faire timeeee 🏰👸🏼

This rainy weather combined with the time change has me all sorts of sleepy today

you, in another decade

got to yap with some sweet old ladies about my fav plants at the plant swap this morning

i have a slight feeling my mutuals like pokémon

had to stay late at work to fix someone else’s mistake 🫠

Entering my whoopsie-daisy, yoo-hoo era

Just a lil pit stop

a new level of work burnout has entered the villa

monday mood 🫠

why do drivers in Austin make the most inconvenient unprotected left turns??? 🫠

deeply regret not taking off for my birthday today since I’ve been dealing with IT and map issues all fucking day 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

My biggest weakness is homemade brownies omfg

I took the whole week off and I think it’s the best decision I’ve ever made omg

gn 🌙✨

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I’m so tired of this heat omfg I crave the fall weather plz

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I’m by the pool drinking margs 😭❤️✨ just what I needed after this week

it’s a hanes kind of day

I love this little bastard so much 🥺

Furthest I’ve been: N: Berlin, Germany E: Also Berlin lol S: Belmopan, Belize W: Flagstaff, Arizona

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Lazy Sunday 😴

new haircut ✂️

It makes me so sad that there are so many people that don’t know the existence of yellow watermelons 😭😭😭😭 I’ve had to tell a bunch of my friends recently that they actually are real lolol

I’m so glad I took off work today omfg 😵

swimmin’ time ☀️

Why not 🤷‍♂️

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I have traveled over 2500 miles in the past week and still have to drive across most of Texas tomorrow 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Didn’t realize how much I needed to be out in nature until I got here 🥲 it’s been a muuuuuuuch needed break omg

only one more day then I’m off for the next week 🥳