a much needed change of scenery 🌲🌲🌲

staying with my whole family for a week in a cabin in rural Oklahoma. This shall be interesting 🤔🫣

Happy fridayyyy ✨

plant gay or gay plants? 🤔

Sunday blues 💙

literally no one: texans: i'm from texas

today’s vibe is so

gay & tired ✨

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only 12 more hours of driving to go 🤪🫠😩

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Im so sunburnt omfg 🫠

B E A C H 🏖️

my fav thing about this trip so far is watching my partners’ German family experience the culture shock of Florida in real time lmaoooo

I love hotel mirrors ✨

rise and shine 🌞

Happy Monday ☀️

the best lazy day fit ✅

Kinda need to be picked up by a man with big arms and thrown off the balcony

My first adenium bloom of the season 🥺

what I wouldn’t give to be on spring break booting up zoo tycoon 2 rn

I saw a golden cheeked warbler for the first time today and It flew away before I could get a picture 😭

I think it’s so funny that my younger brother is almost a carbon copy of me but he’s so so so straight lol it’s like having a case study of how I wouldve been as a straight jock in high school. It’s fascinating lmao

oomf always on about trade this trade that, how about we trade between our nations on sid meier’s civilization vii

just realized that building new cat-tunnel systems for her to play in is the broke millennial version of building a tree house for my kids

🪴✨ #twt

I’m about to go to war with the squirrels if they don’t stop digging up my cacti 😤😤😤

All trimmed up 👨🏻

hiii

ren faire timeeee 🏰👸🏼

This rainy weather combined with the time change has me all sorts of sleepy today

you, in another decade

got to yap with some sweet old ladies about my fav plants at the plant swap this morning

i have a slight feeling my mutuals like pokémon

had to stay late at work to fix someone else’s mistake 🫠

Entering my whoopsie-daisy, yoo-hoo era

Just a lil pit stop

a new level of work burnout has entered the villa

monday mood 🫠

why do drivers in Austin make the most inconvenient unprotected left turns??? 🫠

deeply regret not taking off for my birthday today since I’ve been dealing with IT and map issues all fucking day 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

My biggest weakness is homemade brownies omfg

I took the whole week off and I think it’s the best decision I’ve ever made omg

gn 🌙✨

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I’m so tired of this heat omfg I crave the fall weather plz

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I’m by the pool drinking margs 😭❤️✨ just what I needed after this week

I love this little bastard so much 🥺