I can’t get over this. Trump bailed out Argentina farmers with $20 billion of our tax dollars, then China turned around and bought soybeans from them instead of US farmers. Not AMERICA FIRST, America got played.

Just wow...

One year ago today.

I read this and as a writer, I think: Can baloney be a series?

This is a book I did not write but instead inspired. 15 extraordinary tales written by 15 exceptional authors. I consider them ‘canon’ and have since piggybacked/inserted a few of them into Bishop’s narrative. Get it before it’s gone. #BookSky www.bishopriderbooks.com

The litmus test will be when SNL returns.

King Charles' most recent brush with a cancer.

Ah, man. The Jane Whitefield series is so good. RIP.

One way to smile through the morass. youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4f...

September 16, 1984: 1st broadcast of "Miami Vice" on NBC.

Great news. Let's do this everywhere. www.krqe.com/news/politic...

if I were one of Rodney Dangerfield's rivals, I simply would have shown him the appropriate amount of respect, thereby undermining his entire act

Unpopular opinion: not a fan of cacio e pepe

Well, this is a shitty news update.

Big news. Thia is true.

Those Reform nutjobs reminded me: "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."

Eesh.

Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein could not have sold women and girls for sex without wealthy men buying women and girls for sex. I feel like more people should mention that.

Here's what you see here in Mississippi when trying to access Bluesky.

I received my periodic email update from @bloodyscotland.bsky.social, and look who's flying across the pond? @lauralippman.bsky.social

MAGA is more outraged at someone changing the Cracker Barrel logo than they are at someone changing history in the Smithsonian.

They booted you from Medicaid so they could build ICE Air.

This sucks

Nothing to see here, just a goat being a goat... 😅🤣 #bluesky

All you need to know about Tesla

Is this a metaphor?

Finished the first part of the Billy Joel docuseries and it was perfect in every way except for the fact that I am no closer to understanding wtf a real-estate novelist is

People really care about this stuff?

"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...

Former @latimes.com reporter Maya Lau is SUING ex-sheriff Alex Villanueva, ex-detective Mark Lillienfeld and the county, saying they violated her 1A rights when they criminally investigating her for reporting on a list of problem deputies: www.latimes.com/california/s...

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

When I was in 9th grade the coach told me my sweater made me look gay. I replied that was good, as I was trying to get his wife to leave me alone. And that's the real reason why I failed gym.

Me on my best day as a writer: “I’m only getting started. I’m gonna put in the work and get better.” Me on my worst day as a writer: “I’m only getting started. I’m gonna put in the work and get better.” Put in the work. Don’t settle. Never quit.

When the person who wrote the song walks by. And stops. #teddyswims

God damn.

Easily.

Where is Michael Clayton when we need him?

Whoa

Engine running

I’m so sad for this. Palisades neighborhood.

Comedian humor

Ramsey asked me if The Grinch ever calls himself that and if not are we sure "Grinch" isn't a Whoville slur

Merry Christmas to all

I long for the time when grammar nazis were the only Nazis we had to worry about.

Since you’re the President now Musky, I want to see your birth certificate.

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.