My Easter books cartoon for @theguardian.com

New dating strategy: Wearing a green ribbon around my neck. Every man who asks about it is rejected immediately for my survival. The first man to assure me he knows ALL ABOUT the green ribbon around my neck and WILL NEVER ask me to UNTIE IT is my new husband. 😎

Mad props to both her and the photographer.

The Beachie Boys P.O.D. of Mudd Fleetwood MacSabbath Blink-100 Gecs bonus band/sitcom mashup: TWRP in Cincinnati

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

I respect trans people, so it's such a little thing for me to not watch the Harry Potter trailer or show. The proceeds from that property go directly to funding anti-trans work. It's a straight line from HP to destroying lives. I can actually SAVE TIME by not supporting this. It requires NOTHING.

I released my new single “Emergence (Spring Mix).” Streaming exclusively on Bandcamp and YouTube right now. Other streaming services to be announced soon! Happy First Day of Spring!!! morgatsu.bandcamp.com/track/emerge... youtu.be/JxaDQLl8OHE?...

one of my favorite things when buckaroos do bad things is we are given opportunity to find grace. it is a loaded word because there are religious connotations but as a non religious buckaroo i find the concept so powerful: not just forgiveness but grace. thankful for those moments when they come

Thank you to my besties, who wait around the hotel room in their jeans and band tees while I get into my shapewear, false lashes, and stupid shoes. I couldn't ask for better traveling companions 💖💖💖

Last night I had a vivid dream that I had to hook up a TV, VCR, and cable box with coaxial cable. Xennial skills, I got em 😎

Hey #BookSky people, are we still liking StoryGraph as an alternative to Goodreads?

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

HOLY COW The Humble Bundle has been extended for another week because they were so pleased with our success so far. Please tell your friends. There's one more chance to help this essential organization. <3 (don't forget to select "adjust donation")

Don't mind me, I'm just going to go sit and stare at the wall for a few hours while my brain attempts to assimilate this crucial new information

When I was working on Hubble I would sometimes hang out in this library for a short break (it was in my building). I still have a couple of books they gave away when updating their stacks. So this has special meaning to me.

I didn't... what did... who... but... what on earth is happening in science fiction/fantasy Bsky today???? Apparently there was drama, and everybody is referencing it, but nobody is explaining what happened, and it ended with Isaac Asimov getting canceled hard.

Welp, one of my long-time Trumpiest former students just posted this, so I think we can put a fork in this administration.

hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.

I came up with things for my angel and devil pigeons to say, please feel free to use this as a reaction image for dem politicians.

The Westing Game was assigned reading in 6th grade, and I finished the whole thing in one weekend. So I brought one of my Agatha Christie paperbacks to school and got the teacher's permission to read that during assigned reading time instead. As sixth graders do.

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

Angry Sun = pretty skies! If you're in a position to do so, it's worth looking for some aurorae with this one!

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It's particularly galling to call for ICE to wear body cams when Renee Good's murder literally recorded the whole thing on his phone. He was so confident in his impunity as part of that organization that he recorded and allowed for the release of footage of him shooting a woman at point blank.

I had a car that was older than ICE. We got rid of it. Life went on.

So The sidewalks are not great out there Fuck ice

Texas A&M decided to publicly cancel my Ethics class, and share a false statement that I declined to provide information, which made it impossible for [them ] to request an exemption. See for yourself, if this statement is true. They are getting creative!

I will never forget the year it hit -40 windchill and the governor shut down the state because seriously, YOU WILL DIE REALLY FAST. Can’t wait for ICE to experience it.

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

Pssst: Because of your support for indies & love for audiobooks, we were able to pay our bookshop partners 80% more in 2025 than the prior year❗ We also became a B Corp, fought book bans, raised $55k for libraries, launched a web player (y'all LOVE listening at work), & more—all because of you.

Who did this? Because I fucking love it and I want to shake your hand, sir (not gender specific)

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Gmail welcoming the Gemini era? That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...

My latest book The Starseekers is out today! And in a twist it’s oddly topical despite being set in the 1960s. NASA, student protests, humans vs computers, education, PBS, and museum heist are a few themes I can easily match to current headlines. Which makes it’s fun and very interesting 😅!

Ok, as we’re talking MADI… how about a signed copy of the new @imagecomics.com edition? Repost this post and we’ll pick a winner at random on Sunday 11th January. Winner will get this copy signed by @manmademoon.bsky.social Open to anyone anywhere in the world!

I was in college during the first Iraq war and remember people coming back from ROTC meetings and suddenly shouting at anyone with brown skin. One guy walked up to a hallmate he'd just had dinner with that day and said "I'm not going to be friends with a fucking towelhead." Do not sign up.

Reasons English pubs are better number seven thousand: this one has a station of blankets, water bowls, a dispenser, treats, and a full dog menu with a roast dinner and “coffee” and dessert.

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

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It was shrouded in a deep black garment. He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved. “I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?”

I modeled and 3D-printed a guitar to clobber AI music makers over the head with 🦾 …and to crank out some filthy riffs while I’m at it lol

You will be visited by three spirits. If you see the fourth, it's already too late.

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