took a friend to the ER triage: emergency contact friend: I don’t really have one me: you can put me triage: relationship me: BESTIE!! 😌 friend: oh really? (with a giggle) me: I don’t see anyone else here five hours later friend: bestie it is me: flaming told ya

Never get an autoimmune disease. -100/10

after cardio class a woman asked if I was going for my walk. I said no because I’m going to a demo at my housing complex so I can learn how to take the windows out of the track and put them back in… another woman asked “you can do that?!?!” and I left four women jealous that I’m gonna learn this 😂

Well it's done. So many hours gone. It's been the bane of my life for the last two weeks. So many broken branches! Hand carved from boxwood (bird and leaves) walnut (branches) and oak (scrolls). #carving #woodcarving #miniature #birdart #miniaturecarving #tinyart #art #sculpture #wood #woodart

If we have to pay to rent movies again on a subscription service, we should just reopen Blockbuster.

wind is very loud like I can hear it over my tinnitus and I’m inside with the windows closed 🌬️

CBC airing the State of the Union address pisses me off and is also so embarrassing. I wish Canadians understood that "Everything the US does, impacts us" has become a self-fulfilling prophecy where we rely on them for everything and are therefore, constantly being impacted by their BS.

@mistressdovie.bsky.social @dinzmeria.bsky.social 🥹🖤

Dear #WoTSkies, In this Age, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, we will #SaveWoT and #TheWheelOfTime will come back to screens. Happy WoTerday mornaftevenight! ❤️ #ThankYouRafe

@mistressdovie.bsky.social sounds like your kind of conference 🤭

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

Right now I have whistles designed by a man in Italy printing on a plate given to me by someone from Canada, in a filament donated from the UK, and I'm sending them to a union who wants to protect immigrants. Just feels like an incredible team effort. 💖

What I want out of tech is a large gun that only fires wrapped up copies of Ursula Franklin's "The Real World Of Technology" into the chests of billionaires, and in to the hands of everyone who has ever wondered "do machines need to be this painful, I thought they were supposed to help?"

I miss #TheWheelOfTime ☹️

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

“Ruin” a film by changing one letter: Night of the Loving Dead

Did you know there is a reminder for alt text in settings? Settings -> accessibility -> require alt text before posting. If everyone used appropriate alt text then more posts could be shared, everyone could be included, and you could have a neat 👑 label.

Loot that drops after defeating me: - purple hearing aids - cute socks which may or may not be a matching pair - reusable straw - paintbrushes - cookie crumbs

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

trying to explain Groundhog Day traditions to a new immigrant is always fun and embarrassing but at least I wasn’t alone, the yoga class came together for educational purposes 🤭

Grumpbeak

quote with 5 jobs you’ve had: - tulip bulb cleaner - photo lab technician - integrated pest management scout - plant lab assistant - business analyst

At the mechanic. Have a high bill (currently around $468) Sharing my Ko-Fi because money is tight any amount will help 💜 ko-fi.com/biologicalri...

@mierinscepheid.bsky.social are you aware?! 🥹

If anyone has any information (good or bad) about Iceout.org can you please let me know? Is it legit? Do you have experience with them? Do you use it? Do you know someone who has? Please spill any tea you have, that you feel comfortable sharing.

mara can't sing is a good band name

Forgot my water bottle in the yoga room… since I lost my last one I have to wait for the teacher to reopen the door when she finishes meditating 🥺

The nurses are pissed

the so called White Tower is the washing and @mesaana.bsky.social is the black sock 🥹🖤🧁 #BreakTheWheel™️

Today is the most humiliating day in the history of the United States of America. At least until tomorrow.

I have been retired for three and a half months now. During this time I have done much self reflection and contemplation as I try to figure out my next phase. It’s been challenging but I have come to a deeper understanding of myself and can finally accept that I need more yoga pants and sweats.

ATTENTION @mierinscepheid.bsky.social @mistressdovie.bsky.social @dinzmeria.bsky.social @torey.bsky.social

I’m pretty sure the Mayans were right and the world did end in 2012

Say Her Name is not for white women.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

what if Denmark sold Greenland to China?

Good morning and happy Monday! The 1st happened, which means I'm instantly 8k in medical debt. I'm raising money to be able to afford my deductible and out of pocket, which pay for my insulin pump which keeps me alive. Donations! Shares! Likes! Love. 💕💸 Cat tax! gofund.me/5ffe3eeed

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

having received the FIFA Peace Prize, the madman is now free to start new wars. his feeble mind clings to the made up prize as “proof” that he is doing “great things” as a once great nation crumbles at his feet

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Nae'Blis is wise

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brake the data and break the wheel 🥹🖤🧁 #BreakTheWheel™️

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DOES YOUR BODY NEED STRETCHING?

In 2025 I reflected inward In 2025 I accepted the new me, the widow In 2025 I gave up on a 19 year career out of anger and frustration In 2025 I gleefully retired from a 19 year career that I had stumbled in to In 2025 I met friends I’ve known for years In 2025 a lot whole lot of shit happened