Pardon me while I become a potato.

He’s been practicing that in the mirror since before he got pubes.

I recently saw someone be suggested to play Bilbo in a Bollywood remake of the Hobbit. I would watch the fuck out of that.

Do we even *have* a radical left in this country?

This woman should not be the commissioner of a sports league or have any employees whatsoever.

I appear to be having the first autistic meltdown I have recognized as such. It's unpleasant.

I'm so tired of the stupid. Everyone needs to leave me alone for a while.

This man couldn’t sniff Admiral Stockdale’s jock.

Being awake is overrated.

Diversity is a strength and nobody has ever said men and women are the same thing. He’s just stupid and ignorant and maybe drunk.

He thinks we have fat soldiers running around? Have you ever seen a fat soldier?

New York is such a reprehensible place in almost every single manner possible.

People really need to learn the difference between "past" and "passed"

Wait, time out, Brylin is a guy?

Oh dear lord

Well shit

I saw a thing earlier about Hurricane Gloria and how it was a perfect storm and folks...my high school did not cancel the football game.

Is it wrong that I kind of want that suit?

youtube.com/watch?v=62XR... #RedSox

These people actually believe they're more tolerant of ideas than we are and it never occurs to them that we have considered their ideas and rejected them as bullshit.

I just heard someone say they got good Mexican food in a place called Stoke Newington and I don't particularly care for Mexican, but I have serious doubts.

I could not stand listening to a podcast on Jeffrey Epstein so now I'm listening to one on Dorothea Puente. If you know, you know. Definitely an upgrade.

Hey @mostlybree.kitrocha.com did you post about a task management system recently? 'Cause I saw one that looked cool and it might have been you and I cannot remember it for the life of me, but I'd like to check it out. Or maybe it wasn't you in which case, my bad, sorry for the interruption.

It is not. We are tougher and we are smarter and the only reason the right exists at all is because the left does not believe in the extermination of our political opponents.

I saw someone talking about a task management app lately and it looked really good. Anyone remember what it was? I think it was in an adhd context.

Ah, remembering to add an important hash tag! #WOTSkies #SaveWOT #TheWheelofTime Throwing in SaveWOT.com for good measure!

Fucking seriously?

I hate the fact that I would be a better president than the current president.

Dear Everyone who Ever Ships Anything, Don't tell me it has shipped just because you printed a label. Tell me it has shipped WHEN IT HAS ACTUALLY SHIPPED!

Freedom is a pure idea. —Karis Nemik

I will always remember that I was diagnosed with autism on the day Trump declared war on autistic people.

People who have never seen a cow don't get to make fun of me for not knowing what a wumble is.

Sometimes I speak french poorly in a poor imitation of a texas accent so yeah, it's perfectly fine.

Going to a psychiatrist is so much fun. I now have three new diagnoses: autism, ADHD, and for extra spice, PTSD.

I’m off to the psychiatrist. Will I get a diagnosis or two today? Let’s find out.

I think busting trusts ought to be a significant part of the next Democratic platform.

Live your life such that no fascists are welcome at your funeral.

Should I make my mom watch kpop demon hunters? She will hate it and think it’s abnormal.

I wish I had a sliver of confidence that they did the work to make sure these are bad guys.

Yeah, 'cause Democrats are the problem.

For the clown cars amongst us, I feel it must be stated that they are, very specifically, allowed to do that.

Hey, uh, New Hampshire? Vermont? Get fucking with it.

We could have a Seattle, Milwaukee World Series and that would be awesome.

YouTube decided to feed me this today. youtube.com/shorts/JnjOC...

Cowards, the lot of ‘em.

I can’t believe people voted for this shit.

I am going to make every attempt to get to Worldcon in 2027 in Montreal. While there, I will have poutine.

What kind of asshole divides Italy into three zones?

I am only slightly kidding when I say people should not be allowed to get married until they are 25.