Next they're gonna trap us in domes and collect the water off of them when it rains. Then charge us to drink it.

Greg Abbott is a fucking weirdo.

I thought I left twitter so I wouldn't have to see screenshots of Child-Like Toddler God-King of the Syphilitic Brain's rants. BUT THEY KEEP GETTING BROUGHT HERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?

Four Golden Horses Of The Apocalypse? These motherfuckers are just a goddamn personified cudgel.

WoooooOOOOO! WooooOOOOOO! During Spurs free throws.. Like, I get it, but also... could you fuckin' not?

False Equivalence is just how things are now.

It's not the free fall that kills ya. And this motherfucker never hits the ground hard enough to finish the job.

You traded someone you could have negotiated with and a mind you could have changed for a child-like god king.

Alpha Cavemen? fuckin' *sigh*

Listen, I need jobs from you, not games, LinkedIn, FFS.

Holy fuck stop spreading genAI images around here wtf bros and brosephinas?

You were either getting Milli OR Vanilli not both. That was false advertising from the jump. I mean, you can probably pick anyone to lip sync over music they didn't sing. Just go on TikTok.

Fuck you, JD. We CAN fucking Boo you, you fucking bootlicking piece of absolute oxygen-wasting shit. Fascist fuckstick.

Make sure you check to see if that song you like is AI. Because if it's new, you gotta.

I built two 12th gen i9/4070 rigs 2 years ago and now I wish I had bought more ram for them when it was 140 bucks for 32 gigs. But barring any catastrophic failures, I can run a lot of what I want to play, and I'm super thankful for that.

I'm tired, boss.

Young MC has decided to "Bust A Move" away from this concert, huh? Well, he didn't just stand there....

Using AI to promote your artist showcase is some fucking Florida Man ass bullshit, innit?

On top of everything else my daughter got sick at school and has been laid up for enough days that my wife has taken her to the ER to get checked out. All I can do is worry and that's not great, Bob.

Remember when the same people who are silent were like "I'm not a Tea Partier or nothin', But Obama would be Che Guevara if he could!" Fucking what now?

Like, Milli Vanilli is gonna be two guys lip syncing but the picture only has one guy. You can just find the people who sang the actual songs or even better just stop doing things. You know, forever.

I do most of the cooking, so I'm present on most shopping trips because I like choosing the ingredients. Fuck that insecure, my wife is my mommy stupid ass fuckwubble. Man the fuck up and gather, you little punk ass bitch. Fucking stupid ass motherfucking timeline *grumble umble*

Hate is the hobby for these people.

If the ladies can put their stuff behind an adult content filter, you can absolutely put dong in any fashion behind it. My dudes, come the fuck ON and stop just slapping dong into the discover feed. Fuckin' hell, you gotta know you're part of the problem, yeah?

You don't want to hear the working musician sing Sweet Caroline. You want to drunkenly yell "BA BA BAAAA" and "SO GOOD, SO GOOD, SO GOOD" over him while he sings the song you requested. Better put a 20 in his jar for that bullshit, and 50 if you yell "FREEBIRD". They're not a pandora station.

Fly The L

Can we just fucking secede already? They don't want us. We don't need them. THEY NEED US and will collapse without the tax money we send to the In The Red states.

WE'RE RUINING EVERYTHING FOR THE WORST FUCKING PEOPLE! WHY?!?! FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKS.

"Dumacrats" is the thing where it's like SHUT THE RFUCK UP YOU GODDAMN TODDLER WE ALREADY DID THIS ONCE AND IT WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE WHY HAVE WE NOT PUT BULLETS IN ALL OF THEM FUCCCCCCK kind of moment, ya know?

Don't forget to rig up the pyro incorrectly!

Free Staters were Nazis this entire time? NO WAY (he says, knowing they were since they started flooding the state in 2003.)

*screams into abyss* Fuckin' hell.

"Dumocrats" should be enough to fucking end this. I fucking hate that we all get bullied by the stupidest fucking people every day.

I still hate my 3rd grade teacher. (And 6th grade. And most of Junior High. And High School...but I digress...) So what shot do you think these pieces of shit have? I can hold a grudge like you wouldn't fucking believe.

Why do I mask up going into the grocery store? Because even in CA with the wastewater numbers low, there is still a 39 percent chance that in a room with 100 people someone has Covid. And I've rolled lots of dice in my day, so I know how bad my luck is.

The Wheel of Time show was fucking awesome and if you were too much of a fucking purist to enjoy it, that's on you.

Heads on Pikes surrounding the Octagon.

Wait! Another Bernie Bro platformed a Nazi? NO WAY, SO CRAZY. (Tad Devine and Paul Manafort have entered the chat)

C'mon, let today be the day!

We're here in this timeline because people don't want to share.

Come and get him, Whoever. I don't really care. Get him, get all of his cronies, get every damn one of them away from any sort of power. Give them Wyoming and let them have their Nazitopia.

Jaxson Nazi? Fascist Dart? We have plenty of time to workshop it.

wreak : to cause damage or harm reek : to stink or have a heavy stench FOR THE LOVE OF MERRIAM, WEBSTER, HARPER, COLLINS, AND ALL OTHER ASSOCIATED PARTIES JUST GET IT RIGHT.

I don't need any more reasons to dislike the Giants, but I'll always take one more.

Muffin Time for Twumpkins, I swear.

That person screaming or whistling or whatever the fuck that was? No. You're the reason we need an option to not hear the crowd. STFU.

Can we have an option to only have announcers and court sounds and no crowd chants?

I hate these people so fucking much.

Fuck Tulsi Gabbard, but also, of course the women are the first ones to be sacrificed. These men are weak and feckless and should all be eliminated. This kind of behavior tracks because they hate women. What a stupid timeline. Anyone willing to fix it yet?

Remember when you could get a car for $600 O.B.O from a random front yard and it would pass inspection and get you back and forth to work for a year or more? That was some shit, wasn't it?