It’s a beautiful day to get out and vote in Virginia 🙌👏

Listen, every single one of us deserves a fair shot. 👋 TOMORROW, April 21, 6am–7pm, we make sure that’s real. Vote YES to end the map games. Doesn’t matter where you live or if you haven’t registered yet—same-day registration at the polls works. See you there! #VoteYesVirginia

The only reason to announce a total victory before reaching a signed deal is to manipulate the markets for profit taking.

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

Straight into my veins, etc.

I came to VA kicking and screaming and now four years in I am so thankful to live in this state, especially at such a time as this, while a lunatic is in charge of the country but strong, brilliant women are leading our state. 👏👏 (spent last night putting signs together for redistricting vote)

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

Why do you think President Trump posted that photo depicting Jesus? Nancy Pelosi — 🔥😂 "You should ask a psychiatrist. It needs diagnosis, not conversation"

Should be part of his next test.

"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."

Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

The power of presidents to pardon should be abolished.

This woman’s face is America listening to the president’s tweets.

The answer is implicit in the question: Putin has ownership over both countries.

MacFarlane: If the first lady is trying to preemptively defuse a journalistic bomb that's coming on the Epstein files, I know a lot of good PR practitioners would say: you don't defuse a bomb by calling attention to the bomb

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

Call Congress and tell them to do their job: 202-224-3121

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

Two weeks to remove him. Now.

23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

It’s a flaw in our constitutional system not just that it’s so hard to remove a manifestly unfit chief executive, but also that it’s possible to have zero acceptable options in the entire line of succession

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

“Dem lawfare king“ is such a cool nickname 😆

Moulton: I’m not a child psychologist so I can’t understand the mind of Donald Trump.

You can see pretty clearly when the President decided to reassure a worried nation.

The "it may be a new world but it's still the same constitution" 🎤

The Constitution, not the president, decides who is a citizen.

Just a note of appreciation for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's fierce devotion to the rule of law.

Cecilia Wang repeatedly telling Alito (professionally) "No, you're dumb actually" is giving me life.

GORSUCH: Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test? SAUER: Ah, I think ... so. I have to think that through.

news to the enslaved!

Originalist Interpretation Unless We Don't Like It Anymore.TM

I thought Trump v. Barbara would make me mad and instead it's such a joy. 🤗

"Unrestricted birthright citizenship contradicts the practice of the overwhelming majority of modern nations." Chat, I am old enough to remember when citation of other Nation's laws to interpret ours was a high crime or misdemeanor among Republicans.

John Sauer getting roasted while Trump snoozes on the front row with some random tourists 🥰

Ha! I was right! From the New York Times live blog.

Imagine how much ketchup would be on the wall if Trump's team let him see headlines from sources other than Fox News.

He is going to be SO bored. It’s unfortunate that cameras aren’t allowed so we can’t see him snoozing through it. 🫠

This is what corruption and wasting taxpayers' money looks like

BREAKING The Jan. 6-related civil suits seeking to hold Trump liable for inciting the insurrection SURVIVE, as a federal judge rejects his latest bid to scuttle the case on immunity and First Amendment grounds. Doc buff.ly/ZjGrJOP

Going to start arguing that "natural born citizen" means no c section presidents.

trying to catch up on mountains of laundry and my helper has given up 🙃

California Attorney Friends: don’t forget to pay your bar dues. They are due by 3/30. 🙃

Trump: we're going to unsanction Russian oil Zelensky: what Russian oil?

Anyone else think it's highly inappropriate for the defense secretary to say "in the name of Jesus Christ" while he's doing a briefing about the U.S. killing people?

A really funny book to see in a bookstore that is apparently not parody on the day of MarkwayneJimBobTaterTot’s confirmation hearing 😆🫠