I am absolutely livid!!!! Of course he made it about HIM!!!

this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

On the same day it’s reported that Pete Hegseth directly ordered the killing of two men who were clinging to the wreckage of a boat that the US had already bombed Trump pardons a major drug trafficker-at least the ninth grant of clemency for drug offenders by him this year

I hope this poor woman had $1M in student debt and credit cards! Never getting repaid!!

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Everyone may have moved on, but I'm still tying to figure out how Republican lawmakers were okay with an American President entertaining an Al-Qaeda terrorist in the White House on Veterans Day.🙄

My right side is absolutely killing me You need an appendectomy How much is that Umm … $47,285 How much without the anesthesia Ok we can do that for $36,210 I don’t think so What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today I’m going to shop around Hold on, my manager is coming over

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

Anything she had to say that was the truth she could have told before she was convicted and jailed for 20 years. Blanche didn't care about getting answers he cared about making daddy look good.

JFC, @kaine.senate.gov!! They're showing you who they are!!! They have zero intentions of bringing the ACA up for a vote in December! WTF are you doing?!!?!

🚨🚨🚨 There is still a chance-

Trump putting the world's most notorious sex trafficker in minimum security "Club Fed" and feeding her special meals prepped by non-inmates - while fighting like hell to avoid feeding hard working Americans and their children is really the most Trump thing ever.

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

Surprised he heard about it.

Israel just arrested the former top lawyer for the IDF for leaking a video of Palestinian prisoners getting viciously sexually abused. (Barely a peep in 🇺🇸 media about this) www.bbc.com/news/article...

Happy Halloween! The scariest room in the Capitol is the House Chamber .… where hundreds of Republicans disappeared 6 weeks ago… and haven't been seen since. Spooky stuff! 👻

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I’m so disgusted by this administration and all the cowards who have the powerful to stop this but refuse to.

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

This is very good

> @newyorker.com

Oh yay! My Ring is down too! Thanks AWS outage.

Brace for impact!!! Trump didn’t win the Noble Peace Prize!!!!

This is scary AF!

🚨🚨🚨As Rutgers professor and anti-fascist researcher @Mark__Bray and his family tried to escape death threats, they found their tickets to Spain had been cancelled at their gate at Newark airport. apple.news/At9zbVrllRta...

Thanks, New Yorker

🔊TURN DOWN THE VOLUME Californians don't want to hear commercials at a volume any louder than what they were previously enjoying their program at. I just signed legislation enforcing this regulation across streaming platforms.

Dear @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social DON'T COME TO THE US!!!

Pretty much says everything!👇

Donald Trump should listen to Donald Trump. He owns this shutdown.

AMEN!!!

Who wrote this?!?!!?!??!! I absolutely love it!!!

His bullshit games are why we have Trump in the first place. OMG! Give me a break! Vote?!?!!? We DID! He decided to pretend there was something nefarious about the Clinton campaign days before the election!!! Fuck off, Comey!

FAKE AF!!! Anyone who hates ICE would have written FUCK ICE!!! This is how corrupt this administration is to push their narrative!

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

BRILLIANT!!!

*siiiiiiigggghhhh*

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.