HOLY SHIT

Alomar and Murray from the D.A.M. trio is touring Bowie songs. This tour better come to the US inews.co.uk/culture/bowi...

"had I so interfered in behalf of the rich, the powerful, the intelligent, the so-called great, or in behalf of any of their friends...or any of that class...every man in this court would have deemed it an act worthy of reward rather than punishment."

I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

No ☪️☮️e✡️i☯️✝️ sticker? Fucking amateurs.

Gus Johnson does a pretty good Fred Cole impression!

Been wanting to go in cold to this novel by @scumbelievable.bsky.social. It's finally not in "CHECKED OUT" status at my library. Just read the rear cover blurb and Oh, hell yes.

Fuck Staten Island

My condolences to all the friends of the Cheneys - Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, George W Bush, Obama, Cthulu, the Yellow King

60 Minutes Edits Donald Trump Telling Them 60 Minutes Should Edit Donald Trump Talking About How 60 Minutes Paid Him For Editing Kamala Harris 60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is…

here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update

Who's the stupid asshole that decided to make auto-upscale opt-OUT? Idiots.

"A.i." is controlled by right wing billionaires who are channeling bullshit into your brains. Do not use it.

You must eat the technicolor eraserhead baby every 3 miles

in the same way that we must tear down the trump ballroom with cleansing fire, we must restore the Tappan Zee to its original dignity and cast this man's name, and the name of his father, into the ashpit of history

This line is killing me with sorrow and beauty.

Terry Bradshaw sounds like Elaine Stritch

just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”

just say no to age verification it’s indefensible

Spotted on Beyond The Gates soap opera on CBS today #hitachi

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

I just got this warning and I'm not even in one of the affected states. Apparently my ATT assigned IP comes out of fuckin Toledo, OH so now I need to connect though my VPNs NYC server. Great job everyone!

These scripts are GREAT and these calls are EASY and ESSENTIAL. Call your senators and reps today and tell them to vote against ANY bill that contains cuts to trans health care. #DidThisToday

Die Krüge hoch 🍺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8P...

imagine being one of the losers at these networks who keeps caving to his demands and then he's literally like "lol last time I shook 'em down they licked my boots for a week, let's see what else I can get them to do" like aren't you. embarrassed. at all

Happy Rapture to all my fellow Christians www.youtube.com/watch?v=EseX... ( courtesy @negativlandland.bsky.social )

Jukebox hell

"Studio executives are not noted for their social courage."

Decent start, now also explain how you're going to break up the TV-station conglomerates that gave Carr the leverage

Wow I'm actually speechless. In my most cynical contemptuous view of this fuckin industry I couldn't have invented such a rapid voluntary debasement. I mean could you be more gleefully and blatantly publicly cucked?

September tournament just started. Daily highlight shows are streaming on demand for free on NHK WORLD-JAPAN web and apps (the Roku app is great). Looks to be an intriguing basho...can't wait.

please do not post things you don’t want to see on The Free Press and Fox News later this evening

In regular capitalism news, the thinner iPhone is stupid. The thickness doesn't present a problem, the height does. My SE gets some envious looks, especially from smaller people. I am not a small person. I do not have small hands like the rain, but I want a phone I can fit in my pocket.

why on earth would anyone want Newsom when JB Pritzker exists

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

David Yow pitching for the Phillies now?

*PARENT ALERT* if you hear your child saying “six seven” please know it is drug slang, meaning that your child has been doing six or seven drugs

I don't know what sport was on CW but the bar has it on and it's stretched SD 4:3 letterbox and they just ran a spot for Quest Rochester Singles Chatline. Hello 2010. Oh, and Seinfeld is on.

I think we can all agree that Rocks Off is the best Rolling Stones song www.youtube.com/watch?v=8drc...

Remember, folks:

Our subpoenas motion having been granted, the government is now objecting to it, knowing the info sought proves my innocence. Attached are a few examples of what to which they are objecting. I need help funding this trial. If you or someone you know has capacity, please get in touch.