Spoilery Mario Galaxy movie review in alt text. TLDR without spoilers: fun movie, fun setup, better character writing than the first, and interesting additions to Mario lore

Watching Mario Galaxy in 1 hour

Kirby's Drag Race, the LGBTQ content I didn't realize I needed

In Super Mario 64 DS, giant characters normally cannot crawl. However, reading a sign pounded halfway into the ground forces the character into a crawling pose. When giant, this results in the character's giant posterior completely blocking the entire screen.

*loads gun* easter bunny

ON MY BIRTHDAY??? THE FUCKING LUCK LMAO

contrast between two hollywood mario bros actors is kind of funny. chris pratt: its a shame charlie kirk died charlie day: i think luigi mangione is based

Its my birthday, and now im 23 lol. Weird ass age to be ngl

Alright after rewatching the Super Mario Bros Movie here's my updated thoughts: Its a fun movie. Character dialogue is strong, the visuals and score are stunning and a lot of jokes hit. It's a good intro for those that dont know Mario, and a comforting watch for those of us that do. A few sour...

Never knew Bowsers piano in Mario movie 1 said Ludwig Von Koopa on it lol

Its my birthday, and now im 23 lol. Weird ass age to be ngl

Anyone have any eshop recommendations? Especially games under $10 or go on sale under 10 regularly

obviously the mario movie is doing extremely well, but “best movie on a wednesday in april” is such a funny qualifier

STREAMING MARIO KART WORLD AS A PRE-BIRTHDAY STREAM, CLICK MY PFP TO WATCH!!!

WAIT I THOUGHT THE KOTAKU ARTICLE WAS AN APRIL FOOLS POST LMAO

Gonna ring in my birthday with a Mario Movie viewing to prep for Galaxy. Also might stream some Mario Kart for a bit

Super Mario Galaxy Movie's Charlie Day says alleged UnitedHealth CEO Killer Luigi Mangione is his 2nd favorite Luigi

Wealthy corporations are using surveillance tech to charge you more for the things they know you need as well as figure out how to pay you the bare minimum. The system is rigged to squeeze the very last drop out of the working class. Fight the class war, not the culture war.

Jonathan, the world's oldest tortoise, has died at 193 years old He was gay and lived through two world wars and 40 US presidents

I like Waluigi Haha just kidding, hate the guy. This has been your regularly scheduled April Fools bit

Was gonna make my pfp Waluigi for April Fools but some things are just too much for bit

you’re gonna have a very long day at work if you hit send on a tweet that says #Splatoon4NAL2027

Supreme Court ruled conversion therapy is a form of free speech apparently? What the fuck???

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

The president is a rapist pedophile

you should treat a trans person today

They would not have stepped in on this had the public outcry been so loud, so please don't give them any credit.

mario movie discourse

Trans day of visibility gimme money or you're transphobic (joke)

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

The degree to which the bluesky leadership does not understand the people who populate their service is extremely funny. Their AI tool is followed by 1,500 people but blocked by 125,000.

there has to be something deeply wrong in your soul to be able to say "idk if this is a genocide and an apartheid state actually"

caught this post at what was arguably its funniest

losing 1 million per day is insane

Mind you bluesky was shading X on X about adding AI tools 5 months ago

When the ai bubble pops, I won’t be a gracious winner about it, sorry not sorry. I will be annoyingly giddy and tap dance very badly on its grave and no amount of “be the bigger person” will stop me

Mario Sunshine is the only game where every single complaint and every single praise is extremely valid

IT'S....... IT'S REALLY HAPPENING????????????????????????

I don't think that's comparable. It being "for kids" isn't even close to the, or even *A,* reason to boycott it. Mario is my biggest hyperfixation ever, and it equally has a "for kids" reputation. This feels like a "i'm above it because its KIDDY" type post. Boycott it for the real issues pls.

(Toad voice) What's this sticky paint-like goop!?

Donald Glover says he is really happy that no one was able to guess that he was voicing Yoshi. “The biggest honor I got so far was that, when they released [the first Yoshi footage], people were like, ‘I’m so happy they didn’t get someone famous.’” (via: ericljaffe)

it being 3AM as I type this really adds to the situation tbh

"Rowling [clearly] thinks attacking transgender people via the legal system is a worthwhile cause and a good use of her vast personal fortune. [...] There's no way to watch this show without supporting Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she's inflicting on a vulnerable minority."

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it