I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

I'm going to spend my last few decades on this earth rereading old books and ignoring all new media, apparently 🤷🏼‍♀️

Math for Knitters, official pub date October 28th, 2025: you can buy it directly from shop.ninetenpublications.ca/products/mat.... Right now it's Canada/US shipping only, but as of launch date there will be an e-book, and we are lining up international sales.

And flu too! Two for one, for free!!

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

No one should have any non-domesticated animal as a pet. Yes, this includes lizards, fish and (most) birds. Yes, even those bred in captivity (note the use of the word captivity...) (exceptions for animals that cannot be returned to the wild, etc.)

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

[Exit King.]

Here’s a block list: bsky.app/profile/did:...

....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -

How many birds are killed by cats each year? A new #UofG study provides a more accurate picture of the millions of birds dying at the claws of household pets. @uofgcbs.bsky.social @integrativebiology.bsky.social @jonathanjojochu.bsky.social Read more: news.uoguelph.ca/2025/10/new-...

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

"The company also expects to save $1.5 billion in the next three years through efficiencies, including using artificial intelligence to enhance customer experience, something it hasn’t always been known for." Just when you thought Bell customer service couldn't get worse...

I am bound by the ancient contract of the internet to repost this.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

It is very different reading an annotated version of a Jane Austen novel, for example. We miss so much of the context that would have been perfectly clear to a contemporary reader.

It always amazes me when people want to censor sexuality before violence...

A little known fact is that, when confronted with an ICE agent, the North American Protest Frog can inflate to up to 100x its normal size to frighten off predators.

Going from "pretty femininity" to blue hair & nose ring? The biggest difference is that I get left the fuck alone. I don't have *strangers coming up to me, touching my shoulder and telling me to remove my headphones because they need to talk to me. *men.

I don't EVER want to hear another American disparaging the Canadian Healthcare system. It's not perfect, it's underfunded, but it doesn't cost me $22,000 a year 🤷🏼‍♀️

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

Oh fuck no

Oh, look, a cover! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/ann-l...

A ploy to anger BC then declare Canada doesn't work b/c no one is kneeling to Alberta. Meanwhile Alberta sits on 100% First Nations land. I feel this should be mentioned every single time Smith is mentioned. AB isn't going anywhere. FN's just need a new tenancy agreement, weed out the weirdos

The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life

"GET OFF MY DUNE, BRUH" 🪶

Candy corn 🤷🏼‍♀️

Block early, block often!! @ai-rights.bsky.social

The new Wiley journal review system is an absolute nightmare. Editorial assistants have been replaced by a clunky, AI-enabled website that makes it harder to find and invite reviewers. Associate editor workloads have increased. I'm not convinced the invitations to reviewers are even going through.

IMPORTANT Go check your meta accounts and see if your PayPal got linked to them without your permission. If so, you can find directions online for deleting. ALSO, and this is the important bit, call PayPal and ask how that happened without your permission and what they're going to do about it.

Me reading this list: "McArthur Park": Ha! Yes, it sucks!!! "Seasons in the Sun": Now just hold on there crazy people, that's an amazing song!! Also @willemdafomo.bsky.social you might agree with a couple of these...

Niagara Falls 🤷🏼‍♀️

If you can hear this image, it's probably time to schedule your colonoscopy. If you can sing the whole song, it's also time to get your shingles vaccine.

Can we just enact federal laws that prohibit any organization other than accredited zoos, who exist only to educate, rehabilitate and help endangered animals, keeping wild animals? No African Lion Safari, no roadside tiger exhibits, no Marineland, nothing.

Until Oct 31st! Start off your sock-knitting season with a 20% off sale 😉 Jusqu'au 31 octobre, c'est la saison du tricot de chaussettes!

This month, skywatchers in the Northern Hemisphere will have the opportunity to observe not one but two once-in-a-lifetime comets in the fall skies. Here's how to watch.

They’re real! Limited editions of THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR, available soon!

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Just keep repeating to yourself: If not today, then tomorrow. Because one day it'll be true.

Vance's most monumental achievement to date has been being told off by two popes in one year.

an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny

Oh no! What a profound loss to conservation ❤️

I remember this from when I was living in Saskatoon when they found the body, and it's amazing that they were able to figure out who she was! www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/wom...

Ngl, they had me in the first half...

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Prayers for Our Lost Children Loretta Gould ~ Mi'kmaq 2021