The new pope works VERY quickly…

“Sexism isn’t real!” only to immediately get struck with a medical emergency and your male coworker not caring enough to stop everything to help make sure you’re okay is just… Well i’ll just say that poetry is more often sad than happy or funny.

Idk what's more stressful than watching a movie with someone and you know all the important parts And they're missing it. And you're trying to be normal and not get upset

some people think my critique of the US is extreme but once you spend time in Europe, Asia and Latin America, the facade of the US being this great beacon on the hill completely falls apart.

Just deranged. This was a *solved* problem.

There has been a significant reduction in the number of kids getting the flu vaccine over the past 5 years—a drop from 64% to 49%. Consequently, there have been 216 pediatric flu deaths so far this flu season, the highest number since the swine flu 15 years ago (link below). Vaccinate.

Woke up at 5, started studying by 6 & probably got 8 hours of studying down. I just want to make that 12 so bad.

Day 55. #LupusAwarenessMonth

I'm so anti sweet things. I'm at Gail's and got free treat bc of my bday, and I've been mentally trying to convince myself to take a bite But the feeling is akin to if someone was forcing me to eat gravel?

My study breaks are essentially just me listening to a song from the wicked soundtrack for some endorphins, then jumping back in.

Almost sure I'm gonna book a solo trip to ibiza for week after next. I just don't even have the time to plan. Should I just book the tickets now and figure the rest out later? 😅

Dear god let this man cook.

Day 52.

the work you're putting in now is laying the foundation for a life that's truly yours

Me laughing with y'all at the Sinners jokes knowing I haven't seen it yet

todays mantra: I am going to have an amazing week this week. I am leaving behind anything that no longer serves me peace. I am ready for what this new week has to offer. I am manifesting a beautiful & productive week for myself. I will remain positive & hopeful

The guy at my neighborhood chicken shop remembered I order my chicken extra spicy, & he gave me a free salad (that I usually order, but didn't) Do you think it's bc he thinks I'm kinda cute & ... thinks we should get together outside the restaurant, bc he looks different outside his work clothes?

I just wanna say that the miss congeniality speech was a bit off, and instead, the perfect date is April 28 Because what is this amazing weather??

The most exciting thing in my life rn is the EAU 2025 guidelines Should probably be worried, but the full length guidelines are so good! Can't pull myself away from them

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

‘SINNERS’ is estimated to earn a phenomenal $42M domestically this weekend, a 10% drop • Would be the smallest box office drop for a major movie in modern history • Strong chance the film could earn more this weekend than last weekend Read our review: bit.ly/SinnersDF

“Hmm, I wonder why the ground looks green?” “Oh!” 🤯

todays mantra: I easily attract positive & nourishing energy to my mind, body & soul. I release negative, self doubting energy because this does not serve my overall well being

Mmmmmm Every place I look: It’s always the same.

Okay, I think I have the reactivate on the other app. Without a locked page and no circles I can't be as unhinged and trapsy with my skeets. I feel too exposed and way too many professionals following me

Sza X Kendrick 🥹 #GNX #LUTHER

Man.. she tore this up. She’s one of my absolute favorites! Get into the synergy between her and the band when she made that switch tho 😮‍💨 chefs kiss

she was most notably involved in a situation where she met up with another person named “Jay” who happened to make a bluesky account at the same time she was calling him out. this account was likely also “Kia” going back and forth with herself to create drama that didn’t exist in the first place.

Wow I did one extra weekend operating list this month and the direct deposit just hit 🤤 I may stop saying "absolutely tf not" to locums going forward 😅😅😅

in case you wanna see the negative impact light pollution has on our skies, these are two 10 second exposure shots, one in the suburbs, and the other in a large city.

"Bluesky is awesome now, for how long?" I mean, look, all things change and end, we will all die, earth will be uninhabitable in a billion years, then the sun will expand and destroy the planet, and the universe will die a slow death of proton decay. But BEFORE THAT, let's make this place fun, okay?

With a fully remote team of just 20 employees, Bluesky has surpassed 20 million users in its first year since opening to the public and is stealing thunder from rivals hundreds of times its size. At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.

Monday and Tuesday night I brought books with me to study in the event the on-call was quiet And the universe took that personally and I did not have a single second break! So, I shall add this to my superstitions armamentarium: never bring books to study on call ☝🏾

Fr fr! Cuz I surely just had me a plate of tuna and grits this morning from a package of grits that was flown into London for me!

*I’ll post later for everyone* The #blacksky shifts are as follows; Morning: positive affirmations/ praise & worship Afternoon: news and updates Evening: comedic relief/ venting Nights: spicy time/ Adult content I trust everyone knows their roles & the responsibilities that come along with it

Late nights + R&B + Candles + Robe 🙂‍↕️

The appointments opened at 9pm, but I was getting a handover and didn't get to the website until 9:20 and i was fighting for my life to find any slot left!! So now I'm getting a style i don't even want bc i just need to grab something 😭😭

#CFU2024 French Congress start today

i’m addicted to putting homies in starterpacks. it hits like coke watching them go “where the fuck are you all coming from”

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Jay on Bluesky: We've been scaling up. There's been about a million people joining a day for the past week

I swear my account is featured in the urology starter pack bc every Urologist on the planet has followed me .. and unfortunately, my skeets will be majority random thoughts and 0.5% urology-related. Sorry to disappoint 🫶🏾

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

I'm such a girllll 🤣 Talked to this dude I been texting on the phone today for the first time and hung up and started mentally planning our wedding. Lmfao ihm

bluesky CEO admits defeat: calls it a 'skeet'

I hate when I spend excess time w/ a consultant operating & we end up bonding on non-work things then the moment ends & we go back to our professional hierarchy ..bc now I wanna send you reels or inside jokes or ask you about that thing you over shared about, except we're not irl friends

The beauty of being human is that we are like a mosaic, a museum, of every person we have gotten to know and loved, the books we have read, the films we have watched. It’s these things that make us, well, *us*.

Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”