Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup may be my favorite SNL sketch ever.

I saw a Pratt for Mayor sign in a yard in Nashville. You don't get to move here to "escape" California then shill for a douche like that. You wanna vote for him, move your ass back to California, bitch.

this is brutally addictive.

American journalism and the American legal establishment are very similar actually; both demand all the rewards and accolades of fulfilling an important role in society while violently rejecting any of the obligations. Both defined by fawning sycophancy that they've defined as courage.

I thought liberty‘s whole thing was that they like to watch

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

NOSTALGIA

okay cool lemme ebay some JNCOs, Simple shoes, and some random 70s era tshirt.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: It's full on Fuck The NYK and I will not feel bad about it. My mutuals who are Knicks fans, that's your own fault. Stay blessed, watch your sodium intake and drink plenty of water ♥️

this has been stuck in my head since it was posted.

goddamn right it does

Stephen A Smith voice: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! THIS AIN'T THE UNITED STATES OF TORTORELLA!

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

"Budweiser you created a monnnsterrrrrr and they call him... DRINKENSTEIN"

well, Tennessee has decided that its 2 largest cities don't deserve any sort of minority representation so there's that. Illinois without Chicago is just Indiana.

No it the fuck was not.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Pic 1: Nuclear Daiquiri Pic 2: Mai Tai

@dp487.bsky.social come on, brother. beers on me.

Spurs-Thunder: What if Jimi Hendrix played a basketball solo? Knicks-Cavs: What if I put this hockey puck in the garbage disposal?

is this pizza a sandwich?

@sickoscommittee.org why did y'all bevel Lane??

a) they played the video ON THE NEWS of this man layin' pipe. b) "bonnet down, legs up" made me choke laughing

look at all that copper pipe for tweakers to steal!

Do you know I actually think that these people are so inoculated from any public sentiment that they are legitimately shook by a handful of boos at commencements this week?

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

these Pura scent diffuser commercials only further my belief that not every product needs a fucking app.

@metaltxt.bsky.social @metalshayne.bsky.social Boys we got Greek Orthodox metal greekreporter.com/2026/05/17/g...

People should not feel comfortable holding that banner so close to the railing of the upper deck

Perennial

Red Lion Black Lion Green Lion Blue Lion Yellow Lion Voltron also acceptable: Lion-O Cheetara Panthro Tygra WilyKit/WilyKat Snarf

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

And this biiiiiird You cannot chaaaaaaaange LORD KNOWS I CAN'T CHANGEEEEEE LORD, HELP ME I CAN'T CHAaAaAaAaAaANGE

slamming a negroni is diabolical

new orleans missoula colorado springs

its crazy how literally everything is worse than it was two years ago

Ending Reconstruction before hanging every Confederate was a mistake

talk about never doing a single bit of investigating into a song's lyrical content.

god i would kill for an extended bit of the Monarch not understanding the new usage for “goon” and her despondently trying to explain why he can’t use it in a speech

at the end of the day, you can't convince me that the internet was a good idea.

we used to be a proper society