actually lol’d

why is Dan Lebatard so mad?

soap operas were the backbone of society.

chicago font will ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart

I have a perfect idea for fixing and funding this app simultaneously: make each reply cost $1, to be refunded when it is liked by the OP.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

i'm a sucker for a good bar book, and i'm definitely pre-ordering this one.

this fucking rules.

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

Just because gallows humor is all I’ve got left.

"Civilizations come and go but what we had is eternal. I never meant to "blow it up", let's open the strait of communication, I will never be crude again"

truly, what a time to be alive.... and not in the fun way.

2. Gotta put this town on alert.

Absolutely not

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

American Protestantism is really something else. The Pope is like “God doesn’t want us to invoke his name when we kill people” and Franklin Graham is like “God loves it when our powerful leaders hulk smash the evildoers you woke fool.”

Some of us have always known

damn, even Shaq hit a 3.

Hell yeah, Pete Hegseth and JD Vance are going to do the Troubles

a putsch.... in a beer hall? feels like i've heard this one.

"you don't wanna be out here"

The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

rollercoaster of a sentence

truly, a proper country.

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

tree snake

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

@edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @surber.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Friends, may I present the majesty of one BEARTRAP SMITH and his incredible entrance music

"You gotta mike the box." the engineer Bill Halverson on the making of "Ain't No Sunshine," 1971 (from a Mix interview in 2012)

“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”

better squirrel tweet.

good squirrel tweet.

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

Archiving thread of my favorite tweets celebrities made

dammit Ghostwriter, not now!

his "Undercutters Pizza" sketch is one of my all time favorites. youtu.be/PdfztAY3qoU?...

why am I just now noticing that gun astronaut has the state flag of Ohio as his patch?

this makes my day.

I would wreck 3 of these right now.

if this is what he's gonna do with that T-Mobile money, i'm with it.

war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf

thank god i'm poor

this is how shock and awe is done.