Altsynth
@altsynth.bsky.social
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Lost in dreams
Welcome to Bluesky. Enjoy my feed of nothing but Twitter screenshots that piss me off.
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Soda in Cup: Delicious & Refreshing Soda in Bowl: Profane & Sickening
11 days ago
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Moby Dick
14 days ago
in one of the Pagan temples, there stood for many ages the vast skeleton of a whale
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beetle moses
28 days ago
At chili’s
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed)
29 days ago
grabbing my doordash
add a skeleton here at some point
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I've been following
@mrsleepyman.bsky.social
since "Damp the Y's", and the game still resonated with me way more than I thought it would. A true banger.
29 days ago
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Schrödinger's that deep.
about 1 month ago
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Matt Braly
about 1 month ago
A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED
#ClaraandtheBelow
!!!!! We are at 140k right now which is a dream come true!!!!! If you haven't pledged and help us make something rad, you can find the campaign page here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...
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To the Cammy I just one & doned- I swear it wasn’t you. I was needed elsewhere and I couldn’t make it work. I can only hope our paths cross again.
about 1 month ago
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There's a very small satisfaction in learning that all the ideological things I thought were probably bullshit as a teenager are, in fact, actually bullshit.
about 2 months ago
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jamie
about 2 months ago
can one of you bring me a white monster
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about 2 months ago
Branches
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Geoffrey Golden
about 2 months ago
I apologize to the 3 Ninjas fan community for the harm I've caused.
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3 Ninjas or Surf Ninjas?
YouTube video by Sonic Weekly
https://youtube.com/shorts/bS_sJY_npEU?si=p8Oob9DKFGiXqQgo
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Head down to your local Chipotle and get yourself some napkins and hot sauce- my treat.
2 months ago
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Mega64
2 months ago
From our awards show three months ago. Congrats to Xbox!
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Toenail
3 months ago
When you meet another Sonic fan
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You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.
4 months ago
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I organically thought of the phrase "The Threshold of Silence," with my own tormented, melancholic brain. However, after Googling it, I discovered that 5 billion other angsty shitheads already thought of it first.
4 months ago
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gruh
4 months ago
they should present a game award
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Would I go see a feature-length Youtube Poop movie?
5 months ago
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
6 months ago
your humor is very gun in cheek
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It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors.
7 months ago
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Come and get me.
#sf6
7 months ago
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little lamb
7 months ago
I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins
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“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa.
8 months ago
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I sure hope nobody radicalizes me uwu
8 months ago
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Come on, pro skater. Go crazy.
9 months ago
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Hiro Ohta
10 months ago
You are the sea, not in it but be sea, endlessly thee.
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Unknown User (You)
10 months ago
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NikkiJay is making Shards Of A God
11 months ago
may the bridges you burn light your path
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spleenly
10 months ago
New plan: I'll work when I'm dead
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Do they still tell sad high school kids that “it gets better?” Is that even ethical?
11 months ago
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The contents of your own mind; read aloud.
11 months ago
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I was considering treading on you, but then I saw that badass snake sticker on your car and decided to back off.
11 months ago
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If you chew with your mouth open above the age of 6, you are biologically classified as a pig. I don’t make the rules- it’s just science.
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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There's at least one kid out there who can't bring themselves to play Friday Night Funkin' anymore because their ex once said "We're just like Boyfriend and Girlfriend."
11 months ago
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Cybershell
11 months ago
I love when youtube recommends me a video that's literally already playing on my second monitor. Like oh yeah, you think I'd like that one huh? You stupid fucking bitch ass website.
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Every single dog on the planet looks like this to me.
12 months ago
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d.ly
12 months ago
ciao bella babe can u hit me with your car
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dannyodwyer
12 months ago
I remember when this country made its own hentai
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My Pikachu is emotionally charged.
12 months ago
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bÍaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy
12 months ago
When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape
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Rooflemonger
12 months ago
its fucked up that you play a fighting game and want to win but then sometimes you lose
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you have the power to be my friend.
12 months ago
"water has no flavor" not true. dasani tastes notably worse than every other water
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Can someone please tell the alien with a rocketship made of human bones and skin that you don’t “spam” buttons- you “mash” them. Mashing buttons causes you to spam actions. Thanks.
about 1 year ago
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On Tuesdays we crash out.
about 1 year ago
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Preheat the oven just to watch the numbers rise.
about 1 year ago
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Thank god we only have one day a year to sow disappointment and distrust on social media.
about 1 year ago
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