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Soda in Cup: Delicious & Refreshing Soda in Bowl: Profane & Sickening

in one of the Pagan temples, there stood for many ages the vast skeleton of a whale

At chili’s

grabbing my doordash

I've been following @mrsleepyman.bsky.social since "Damp the Y's", and the game still resonated with me way more than I thought it would. A true banger.

Schrödinger's that deep.

A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SUPPORTED #ClaraandtheBelow!!!!! We are at 140k right now which is a dream come true!!!!! If you haven't pledged and help us make something rad, you can find the campaign page here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...

To the Cammy I just one & doned- I swear it wasn’t you. I was needed elsewhere and I couldn’t make it work. I can only hope our paths cross again.

There's a very small satisfaction in learning that all the ideological things I thought were probably bullshit as a teenager are, in fact, actually bullshit.

can one of you bring me a white monster

Branches

I apologize to the 3 Ninjas fan community for the harm I've caused. youtube.com/shorts/bS_sJ...

Head down to your local Chipotle and get yourself some napkins and hot sauce- my treat.

From our awards show three months ago. Congrats to Xbox!

When you meet another Sonic fan

You shouldn’t let poets lie to you.

I organically thought of the phrase "The Threshold of Silence," with my own tormented, melancholic brain. However, after Googling it, I discovered that 5 billion other angsty shitheads already thought of it first.

they should present a game award

Would I go see a feature-length Youtube Poop movie?

your humor is very gun in cheek

It’s interesting to remember that hotels used to offer porn on their internal on-demand networks. Who curated these libraries? What parameters were used when selecting titles? When did they decide it was time to update their selection? We still have so much to learn from our ancestors.

Come and get me. #sf6

I saw your girl at the wishing well with a huge sack of coins

“Am I a dickhead?” he asked himself as he pulled into the “dickheads only” spot at Wawa.

I sure hope nobody radicalizes me uwu

Come on, pro skater. Go crazy.

You are the sea, not in it but be sea, endlessly thee.

Unknown User (You)

may the bridges you burn light your path

New plan: I'll work when I'm dead

Do they still tell sad high school kids that “it gets better?” Is that even ethical?

The contents of your own mind; read aloud.

I was considering treading on you, but then I saw that badass snake sticker on your car and decided to back off.

If you chew with your mouth open above the age of 6, you are biologically classified as a pig. I don’t make the rules- it’s just science.

There's at least one kid out there who can't bring themselves to play Friday Night Funkin' anymore because their ex once said "We're just like Boyfriend and Girlfriend."

I love when youtube recommends me a video that's literally already playing on my second monitor. Like oh yeah, you think I'd like that one huh? You stupid fucking bitch ass website.

Every single dog on the planet looks like this to me.

ciao bella babe can u hit me with your car

I remember when this country made its own hentai

My Pikachu is emotionally charged.

When I buy myself a little treat in this dystopian hellscape

its fucked up that you play a fighting game and want to win but then sometimes you lose

"water has no flavor" not true. dasani tastes notably worse than every other water

Can someone please tell the alien with a rocketship made of human bones and skin that you don’t “spam” buttons- you “mash” them. Mashing buttons causes you to spam actions. Thanks.

On Tuesdays we crash out.

Preheat the oven just to watch the numbers rise.

Thank god we only have one day a year to sow disappointment and distrust on social media.