(to the tune of American Woman) 🎵PERPETUAL GUMBO...

These are the bygones which cannot be allowed to be bygones.

Civility is when you peacefully back down against the people who want you to be servants or dead so the stock market can keep going up.

Tax resistance now

(extremely Iron Sheik voice)

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

Manhattan

guy who pronounces lmao "Le Mow"

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Post someone who looks good in a hat

(to the tune of Duran Duran's "Girls on Film")

Operation Someone Left The Cake Out In The Rain

I’m tired of being lectured on what it takes to win elections by people who haven’t been, in fact, winning the most important elections of my lifetime. I do not want to hear from these dinosaurs anymore

Brutal.

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Atlanta, "Teddy Perkins"

The fierce urgency of eventually.

@govwesmoore.bsky.social your move.

Me playing soccer in the yard after exactly 2.5 hard seltzers

Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey. They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵

No. More. Lawyers.

"Mister President, Sir, do you prefer the toilet paper be rolled over or under?"

Roses are red Violets are mortal

To understand the USA, understand Florida. To understand Florida, rewatch "Magic Mike". Dallas explaining that he would have his kid watch CNBC "Mad Money" instead of putting him in school is basically our education policy.

Last person on Friendster

It's called sports www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7...

[Frankenstein's monster praising home run king Henry Aaron]

‘Home is not where you were born; home is where all your attempts to escape cease’ — Naguib Mahfouz

(to the tune of "American Woman") Calamitous ORTBO!

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

It’s time for a second political party.

Unless you had to duck-and-cover in a segregated primary school, you're not a Cold War kid. You're an MTV kid. Fucking stolen valor.

That's fine, but why only veterans? Dems can't even make a simple gesture without leaving people behind. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The Gang Gets Up To Some Good Trouble

We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

Northern Virginia Ikea

Tomorrow in DC we’re protesting DC Children’s Hospital for ending all care to trans people under 19 I would love to see my followers join me in protesting a move that’s already impacting folks very close to me If not now, when?

On the back page of the @baltimorebeat.bsky.social Free paper. Cut it out. Keep it on you. Share it around.

It’s a scary time right now. The world feels unstable. The foundations are shaking. Here’s 15 ideas to help you stay grounded 🌻 What Is Grounding? Grounding techniques help you connect with the present moment and manage stress. They’re essential for emotional stability and well-being.

Has Obama exiled to Switzerland yet?

Today is *not* a “peaceful transfer of power.” It’s the completion of a violent coup attempt that began this morning four years ago. Yes, Trump won the ‘24 election; but he was only able to run because we failed to fully confront the fact of that violent coup attempt.

It is remarkable that there are still people who believe that the reason hundreds of thousands of people have nowhere to live is that we haven’t made having nowhere to live unpleasant enough.

I want to thank Elon Musk for attacking Wikipedia for being a part of the internet he can't currently control. It reminded me to donate to support Wikipedia, the best remaining thing about the internet. You can donate here: donate.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?...

Nancy Pelosi had her hip replacement surgery at a U.S. military base in Germany. I wonder what her copay was.